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It must be so easy to be a science-worshiping atheist. You folks can just deny-deny-deny the noses on your own faces because you liars think no one will hold you accountable. God knows differently, of course...

The facts are simple. Racism is the result of the Darwin cult's dogma. The Holy Bible states, clear as day, that mankind shares a pair of common ancestors in Adam and Eve. Do the math: one shared set of common ancestors equals common descent of all humanity. We're all created in the image of God and we're all equal.

Then that liar Darwin came onto the scene and claimed that human beings evolved from monkeys. Not one set of monkeys, mind you, but multiple sets - monkeys from all over the world just happened to mutate into a single species, albeit with different characteristics in different regions. Uh-huh. Thank the Good Lord these are YOUR beliefs and not mine... I'll take what the Bible says over this nonsense any day, thank you very much.

You can have your hoax science and follow your god Darwin. It won't save your soul. Good Americans know that it is the lying left which is full of the real racists, as racism is the ultimate fruit of your sick evolutionist doctrines. Anyone with more than rocks in their head can see that liberal policies like welfare and affirmative action are the direct result of latent liberal racism.

Liberals = atheists = Darwinists = racists. End of story.

Charles Rayney, EvolutionBlog 79 Comments [2/25/2009 7:32:36 AM]
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aaa

Oh, for fucks sake. You could make a NES platformer out of that many leaps of logic.

2/25/2009 7:36:00 AM

agentCDE

So fail. Even ignoring the fallacies every other sentence, it's just factually wrong.

2/25/2009 7:36:07 AM

Random Man

"Do the math: one shared set of common ancestors equals common descent of all humanity."

You either believe in evolution or you are totally denying that skin color is genetic.

"Not one set of monkeys, mind you, but multiple sets"

No.

" follow your god Darwin"

WTF?

"Good Americans"

I smell a no true scotsman coming...

"as racism is the ultimate fruit of your sick evolutionist doctrines."

The KKK is what, then?

"Anyone with more than rocks in their head can see that liberal policies like welfare and affirmative action are the direct result of latent liberal racism."

Where the fuck did this come from?

"Liberals = atheists"

No.

"atheists = Darwinists"

Not neccessarily.

"Darwinists = racists"

No.

"End of story."

Yay!

2/25/2009 7:41:48 AM

Psittacosis

Not one set of monkeys, mind you, but multiple sets - monkeys from all over the world just happened to mutate into a single species, albeit with different characteristics in different regions

Nope. That isn't what Darwin said, and (more importantly) it isn't what the evidence says, either.

Say, Charles, where do you get the idea that racism is bad? I don't recall the bible mentioning it.

2/25/2009 7:56:45 AM

Valheru

Okay, lemme get this straight, because it doesn't compute.

You're not a racist (accusing "Darwinists" of being thus) but you're opposed to affirmative action because it's a liberal/athiest/darwinist/racist policy?

I don't think you've thought about this in any great depth.

2/25/2009 8:10:05 AM

Mortician

Conservatives=fundies=Creationists=racists. End of story. Fixed

2/25/2009 8:14:11 AM



neo-Conservatives = fundamentalist Christians = hate-filled retards. That's just the first chapter of the story.


2/25/2009 8:20:11 AM

Paschal Wagner

Racism is the result of the Darwin cult's dogma.

Which is why slavery, genocide and... well, racism in general didn't exist before 1859.

2/25/2009 8:21:51 AM

Panz

"Liberals = atheists = Darwinists = racists. End of story."

AHAHAHAHAHA yeah, those damned liberal southerners using that bad ol bible to support and enforce slavery and racism in america from it's founding till 1960...damn those liberals.

2/25/2009 8:28:27 AM

the old firm

On the positive side: A christian who doesn't like racism. On the bad side...

2/25/2009 8:32:07 AM

Eden

It must be so easy to be a science-worshiping atheist. You folks can just deny-deny-deny the noses on your own faces because you liars think no one will hold you accountable. God knows differently, of course...


I assume it is much easier to be a bible worshipping christian fundamentalist.
You folks can just claim "the bible says it therefore it is right" and, everytime someone points to contradictions and shortcomings of the bible, put your fingers in your ears and shout "Lalala I cannot hear you" ;)

2/25/2009 8:33:02 AM

Dexter

Obvious bullshit is obvious...

MfG

2/25/2009 8:38:44 AM

lolmax

"Curse" of Ham.

kthxbai

2/25/2009 8:39:29 AM



"The facts are simple"

It's you who are simple..

2/25/2009 9:34:10 AM

Thundersqueaks

"Racism is the result of the Darwin cult's dogma."

Yeah, before Darwin, mankind lived in perfect harmony with each other.

*starts humming Ebony and Ivory*

And what is a liberal racist? Someone who doesn't discriminate who they discriminate against?

2/25/2009 9:39:10 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

First slaves from Africa arrived in Hispaniola in 1501.
Charles Darwin (well known for his abolitionist stance on the transatlantic slave trade), born 12 February 1809.
Liberalism dates back to the 18th century.

Fundamentalism = wilful ignorance = intolerance = stupidity.


2/25/2009 9:59:50 AM

ausador


2/25/2009 10:04:58 AM

David B.

"The facts are simple. Racism is the result of the Darwin cult's dogma."

Yet pre-dates it by hundreds of years.
We have time-travel. We win.

"The Holy Bible states, clear as day, that mankind shares a pair of common ancestors in Adam and Eve."

And many bible preaching racists use this to prove that other races aren't "human like us" and so they have dominion over them, same as all the other beasts.

"monkeys from all over the world just happened to mutate into a single species, albeit with different characteristics in different regions."

Nope. Homo came first, then dispersed, then adapted.

"You can have your hoax science and follow your god Darwin. It won't save your soul."

Because I don't have one.

"Good Americans know that it is the lying left which is full of the real racists"

So there are no "good" Americans on the left? Gee, and I thought everyone was equal. But conservatives are more equal than others, right?

2/25/2009 10:15:07 AM



You'll take the bible over that stuff because you're an idiot and it's easier to accept that God did everything.

2/25/2009 10:54:45 AM

????

Well you managed to string together coherent sentences, I'll give you that.

2/25/2009 11:17:18 AM

anevilmeme

"It must be so easy to be a science-worshiping atheist."

No scientists spend years getting an education and must work very hard in their chosen fields.

"You folks can just deny-deny-deny the noses on your own faces because you liars think no one will hold you accountable."

Now your talking about fundtards like yourself?

"Racism is the result of Darwin cult's dogma."

Wrong on 3 counts, racism predates Darwin by thousands of years, the theory is in no way racist nor is science a cult or dogma.

"The Holy Bible states clear as day......"

Clearly you've never read your fucking bible, God loves genocide and wars of extermination. Those bronze age myths were used to justify slavery. Curse of Ham anyone?

"Not one se of monkeys, mind you, but multiple sets - monkeys form all over the world just happened to mutate into a single species, albeit with different characteristics in different regions."

Stop making bullshit up for Jeezus, he hates lying and liars.

2/25/2009 11:25:54 AM



Darwinists = racists

As opposed to good Christians who have taught for centuries that Noah's son Ham was "cursed" with being black after seeing his stupid father naked and covering him up. Pot, have you met kettle?

2/25/2009 11:29:05 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

There's evidence of the nose on my face.

2/25/2009 11:32:30 AM

Palifox

Given the origin and history of both the KKK and the homeland of American creationism, creationists have no business going on about racism.

2/25/2009 11:56:12 AM

IanC

There's liberal christians. There's conservative atheists.


2/25/2009 12:00:47 PM
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