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#913367
aaa
Oh, for fucks sake. You could make a NES platformer out of that many leaps of logic.
2/25/2009 7:36:00 AM
#913368
agentCDE
So fail. Even ignoring the fallacies every other sentence, it's just factually wrong.
2/25/2009 7:36:07 AM
#913371
Random Man
"Do the math: one shared set of common ancestors equals common descent of all humanity."
You either believe in evolution or you are totally denying that skin color is genetic.
"Not one set of monkeys, mind you, but multiple sets"
No.
" follow your god Darwin"
WTF?
"Good Americans"
I smell a no true scotsman coming...
"as racism is the ultimate fruit of your sick evolutionist doctrines."
The KKK is what, then?
"Anyone with more than rocks in their head can see that liberal policies like welfare and affirmative action are the direct result of latent liberal racism."
Where the fuck did this come from?
"Liberals = atheists"
No.
"atheists = Darwinists"
Not neccessarily.
"Darwinists = racists"
No.
"End of story."
Yay!
2/25/2009 7:41:48 AM
#913374
Psittacosis
Not one set of monkeys, mind you, but multiple sets - monkeys from all over the world just happened to mutate into a single species, albeit with different characteristics in different regions
Nope. That isn't what Darwin said, and (more importantly) it isn't what the evidence says, either.
Say, Charles, where do you get the idea that racism is bad? I don't recall the bible mentioning it.
2/25/2009 7:56:45 AM
#913381
Valheru
Okay, lemme get this straight, because it doesn't compute.
You're not a racist (accusing "Darwinists" of being thus) but you're opposed to affirmative action because it's a liberal/athiest/darwinist/racist policy?
I don't think you've thought about this in any great depth.
2/25/2009 8:10:05 AM
#913384
Mortician
Conservatives=fundies=Creationists=racists. End of story. Fixed
2/25/2009 8:14:11 AM
#913387
neo-Conservatives = fundamentalist Christians = hate-filled retards. That's just the first chapter of the story.
2/25/2009 8:20:11 AM
#913390
Paschal Wagner
Racism is the result of the Darwin cult's dogma.
Which is why slavery, genocide and... well, racism in general didn't exist before 1859.
2/25/2009 8:21:51 AM
#913394
Panz
"Liberals = atheists = Darwinists = racists. End of story."
AHAHAHAHAHA yeah, those damned liberal southerners using that bad ol bible to support and enforce slavery and racism in america from it's founding till 1960...damn those liberals.
2/25/2009 8:28:27 AM
#913396
the old firm
On the positive side: A christian who doesn't like racism. On the bad side...
2/25/2009 8:32:07 AM
#913397
Eden
It must be so easy to be a science-worshiping atheist. You folks can just deny-deny-deny the noses on your own faces because you liars think no one will hold you accountable. God knows differently, of course...
I assume it is much easier to be a bible worshipping christian fundamentalist.
You folks can just claim "the bible says it therefore it is right" and, everytime someone points to contradictions and shortcomings of the bible, put your fingers in your ears and shout "Lalala I cannot hear you" ;)
2/25/2009 8:33:02 AM
#913400
2/25/2009 8:38:44 AM
#913401
lolmax
"Curse" of Ham.
kthxbai
2/25/2009 8:39:29 AM
#913416
"The facts are simple"
It's you who are simple..
2/25/2009 9:34:10 AM
#913421
Thundersqueaks
"Racism is the result of the Darwin cult's dogma."
Yeah, before Darwin, mankind lived in perfect harmony with each other.
*starts humming Ebony and Ivory*
And what is a liberal racist? Someone who doesn't discriminate who they discriminate against?
2/25/2009 9:39:10 AM
#913427
Tolpuddle Martyr
First slaves from Africa arrived in Hispaniola in 1501.
Charles Darwin (well known for his abolitionist stance on the transatlantic slave trade), born 12 February 1809.
Liberalism dates back to the 18th century.
Fundamentalism = wilful ignorance = intolerance = stupidity.
2/25/2009 9:59:50 AM
#913428
ausador
2/25/2009 10:04:58 AM
#913432
David B.
"The facts are simple. Racism is the result of the Darwin cult's dogma."
Yet pre-dates it by hundreds of years.
We have time-travel. We win.
"The Holy Bible states, clear as day, that mankind shares a pair of common ancestors in Adam and Eve."
And many bible preaching racists use this to prove that other races aren't "human like us" and so they have dominion over them, same as all the other beasts.
"monkeys from all over the world just happened to mutate into a single species, albeit with different characteristics in different regions."
Nope. Homo came first, then dispersed, then adapted.
"You can have your hoax science and follow your god Darwin. It won't save your soul."
Because I don't have one.
"Good Americans know that it is the lying left which is full of the real racists"
So there are no "good" Americans on the left? Gee, and I thought everyone was equal. But conservatives are more equal than others, right?
2/25/2009 10:15:07 AM
#913446
You'll take the bible over that stuff because you're an idiot and it's easier to accept that God did everything.
2/25/2009 10:54:45 AM
#913468
????
Well you managed to string together coherent sentences, I'll give you that.
2/25/2009 11:17:18 AM
#913480
anevilmeme
"It must be so easy to be a science-worshiping atheist."
No scientists spend years getting an education and must work very hard in their chosen fields.
"You folks can just deny-deny-deny the noses on your own faces because you liars think no one will hold you accountable."
Now your talking about fundtards like yourself?
"Racism is the result of Darwin cult's dogma."
Wrong on 3 counts, racism predates Darwin by thousands of years, the theory is in no way racist nor is science a cult or dogma.
"The Holy Bible states clear as day......"
Clearly you've never read your fucking bible, God loves genocide and wars of extermination. Those bronze age myths were used to justify slavery. Curse of Ham anyone?
"Not one se of monkeys, mind you, but multiple sets - monkeys form all over the world just happened to mutate into a single species, albeit with different characteristics in different regions."
Stop making bullshit up for Jeezus, he hates lying and liars.
2/25/2009 11:25:54 AM
#913486
Darwinists = racists
As opposed to good Christians who have taught for centuries that Noah's son Ham was "cursed" with being black after seeing his stupid father naked and covering him up. Pot, have you met kettle?
2/25/2009 11:29:05 AM
#913490
Dr. Funkenstein
There's evidence of the nose on my face.
2/25/2009 11:32:30 AM
#913496
Palifox
Given the origin and history of both the KKK and the homeland of American creationism, creationists have no business going on about racism.
2/25/2009 11:56:12 AM
#913503
IanC
There's liberal christians. There's conservative atheists.
2/25/2009 12:00:47 PM
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