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I've found that NEVER watching any of those Discovery or History channels, etc... when they deal with God or the Bible is an excellent way NOT to have a heart attack! I end up screaming at the TV screen "WHAAAT! Are you CRAZY!? What's WRONG with you!???" I always expected the men with the huggie jackets to show up at my door. So, I don't watch those channels anymore when the subject is God, the Bible, Prophecy, Jesus, etc...

In His love,

My Abba's Child, RR 62 Comments [2/26/2009 1:08:20 AM]
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#914488
Thejebusfire

Of course, god forbid you might actually learn something.

2/26/2009 5:44:30 AM

#914521
lupinella

@Hammurabi - completely agree with you. Have had too many experiences of attempting to watch shows that are advertised as questioning the bible's veracity, only to see nothing but circular logic and deathcult p.r. Drives me bonkers.

2/26/2009 6:22:16 AM

#914524
aaa

Truth is rather inconvinient to your psyche.

2/26/2009 6:25:34 AM

#914540
Doug

The neighbours must LOVE you.

2/26/2009 6:45:29 AM

#914578
Psittacosis

Meh, the History Channel sucks. There are other historical periods besides the bleedin' Nazis, y'know.

2/26/2009 7:55:36 AM

#914590
Jaces Ci

@Psittacosis
i dont even have pay TV and only see occasionally when i babysit for my cousins but even i know what you mean...everything is about Nazi's or war. Its like nothing ever happened except people fighting each other.

2/26/2009 8:37:15 AM

#914657
Dan Onymous

The first step to being cured is admitting that you're a gibbering lunatic who needs help.

2/26/2009 9:58:28 AM

#914669


Do you really expect the History channel to tell you the earth is only 6000 years old? Those channels are usually extremely respectful of religious beliefs; I've never heard them say anything to imply that God does not exist. Apparently fundie Bible literalists can't stand an intelligent explanation of the Bible as metaphor, as it was intended to be.

2/26/2009 10:17:26 AM

#914671
WWBFD

I have the same problem with University Challenge.

I've been known to leap up and down screaming "It's Hamlet, you fucking morons" at the screen.

Still better for my blood-pressure than watching any of the currently-in-vogue-at-the-BBC documentaries about religion, though.

2/26/2009 10:22:57 AM

#914707


I don't watch those channels because they're constantly running stupid speculative bible "history" shows back to back to back.

2/26/2009 11:29:13 AM

#914710
Selkie

The real reason you're not watching is the polysyllabic vocabulary used...hurts that pointy head of yours.

2/26/2009 11:31:27 AM

#914760
Pule Thamex

It's like teaching pork.

2/26/2009 12:20:01 PM

#914784
Mister Spak

"I always expected the men with the huggie jackets to show up at my door. "

I always wondered why they didn't.

2/26/2009 12:34:08 PM

#914804
Moon Wolfhowl

What's wrong with me?

Nothing, I'm just trying to eat my fish! *noms on a retarded and obscure meme*

2/26/2009 1:00:35 PM

#914864
Anon-e-moose

"I end up screaming at the TV screen "WHAAAT! Are you CRAZY!? What's WRONG with you!???"

Y'know, screaming at inanimate objects is one sure sign of insanity. As is having 'Imaginary Friends' outside of childhood.

"Religion is comparable to Childhood neurosis"

-Sigmund Freud

2/26/2009 1:53:51 PM

#914878
Athar

And I get the same way from watching the show It is Written when they use word play or try to blind me with science in an attempt to make what they say seem more plausible that the actual truth. Boils my blood!

2/26/2009 2:07:46 PM

#914922
Lucretius

I am so shocked.
I find myself in agreement with someone from RR ,though admittedly for the completely opposite reason.
Like others here have mentioned the Biblical programmes I have seen on these channels accept far too much as 'gospel truth',when real historians and archaeologists have shown that much of it is speculative or myth at best.

2/26/2009 2:58:06 PM

#915382
Reverend Jeremiah

Truth hurts

2/26/2009 7:08:58 PM

#915501
Berny

This is why you are, and will continue to be, a moron.

2/26/2009 8:29:29 PM

#915767
Canadiest

"I don't watch those channels anymore when the subject is God, the Bible, Prophecy, Jesus, etc..."

Good thing as your bullshit capacity is full

2/26/2009 10:28:50 PM

#915821
kat

Funny, I scream that("WHAAAT! Are you CRAZY!? What's WRONG with you!???") when I am reading half the comments on here from fundies.

2/26/2009 10:53:25 PM

#915946
Rubyfruit

I don't watch History Channel specials on the Bible or religon quite often. I guess it has more to do with the fact they don't catch my interest most of the time.

2/27/2009 12:18:05 AM

#916119
ZugTheMegasaurus

Huggie jackets? Seriously?

2/27/2009 3:32:23 AM

#917642
Mistlethrush

Actually, this is pretty much how I feel when I hear the fundagelicals spouting off their nonsense.

2/28/2009 3:17:02 PM

#917827
anonymous

I don't think much of the History Channel. Their fact-checking is dubious, they repeat urban legends, and they use theology as evidence. The Discovery Channel is mostly advertising masquerading as science--all technologic toy crap--with only the odd good program.

Ironically, I agree about the "Vision" channel--a religious network-- occasionally having some great factual documentaries about history, culture, sociology, and science.

2/28/2009 8:59:34 PM
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