More proof that god is a prick.
10/3/2006 4:20:06 AM
2/4/2007 4:01:38 PM
There are two types of men in the world:
Those who admit they masterbate.
And those who lie about it.
2/4/2007 4:09:55 PM
98% of men masturbate.
The remaining 2% don't have arms.
4/20/2007 11:40:21 PM
Maybe you should look up fornication in a real dictionary.
4/20/2007 11:46:44 PM
Well I guess there's no such thing as a male Christian then, as well as a whole bunch of women.
4/20/2007 11:46:57 PM
They can still rub up against furniture, Illy :)
4/20/2007 11:49:34 PM
masturbation isn't fornication! argh!
4/21/2007 10:46:45 AM
How is looking up fornication supposed to get me off?
2/1/2008 7:16:00 PM
Grand Archblasphemer of York
God is really concerned with human sex lives...who is the real deviant in all this, hmmm?
3/19/2008 4:05:50 AM
That's g0d. He's a dick.
3/19/2008 4:15:21 AM
I did look it up, and i concluded that daugthers sleeping with their own father was a rather disqusting thing to do.
3/19/2008 4:30:55 AM
And perhaps you should look up onanism in a dictionary; that's probably what you meant.
9/15/2010 12:53:27 AM
There is nothing unnatural about masturbation whatsoever, but seeing as I'm not a Christian I don't have to worry about it anyway.
9/15/2010 1:36:33 AM
Fornication means two unmarried people voluntarily having sex....
There is NO mention of masturbation in the bible...at all...anywhere.
Onanism is more about "coitus interuptus"...also known as pulling out. Onan got struck down for not impregnating his recently widowed sister-in-law, as required by tribal law, for one reason or another. He got killed for disobeying his daddy. Spilling his seed was just how he did that.
And on the whole masturbation kick, would you prefer that I masturbate, or fornicate? (I do both liberally, but lets pretend that I care?) Because it is cruel and actually damaging to a person to suppress their sex drive until they are 25 and married.
8/4/2011 2:49:54 AM
Yes, now look up Bat, Insect and Pi in the Babble.
9/21/2011 12:19:57 PM