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#87156
Tommy9898
More proof that god is a prick.
10/3/2006 4:20:06 AM
#153437
2/4/2007 4:01:38 PM
#153446
Hawker Hurricane
There are two types of men in the world:
Those who admit they masterbate.
And those who lie about it.
2/4/2007 4:09:55 PM
#213790
Illy
98% of men masturbate.
The remaining 2% don't have arms.
4/20/2007 11:40:21 PM
#213793
anti-nonsense
Maybe you should look up fornication in a real dictionary.
4/20/2007 11:46:44 PM
#213794
Esjeur
Well I guess there's no such thing as a male Christian then, as well as a whole bunch of women.
4/20/2007 11:46:57 PM
#213796
Rahab
They can still rub up against furniture, Illy :)
4/20/2007 11:49:34 PM
#214006
Blue Lithium
masturbation isn't fornication! argh!
4/21/2007 10:46:45 AM
#396105
Marlowe
How is looking up fornication supposed to get me off?
2/1/2008 7:16:00 PM
#437931
Grand Archblasphemer of York
God is really concerned with human sex lives...who is the real deviant in all this, hmmm?
3/19/2008 4:05:50 AM
#437938
Caustic Gnostic
That's g0d. He's a dick.
3/19/2008 4:15:21 AM
#437949
Viva
I did look it up, and i concluded that daugthers sleeping with their own father was a rather disqusting thing to do.
3/19/2008 4:30:55 AM
#1207594
sidhe3141
And perhaps you should look up onanism in a dictionary; that's probably what you meant.
9/15/2010 12:53:27 AM
#1207603
Justanotheratheist
There is nothing unnatural about masturbation whatsoever, but seeing as I'm not a Christian I don't have to worry about it anyway.
9/15/2010 1:36:33 AM
#1318297
Fornication means two unmarried people voluntarily having sex....
There is NO mention of masturbation in the bible...at all...anywhere.
Onanism is more about "coitus interuptus"...also known as pulling out. Onan got struck down for not impregnating his recently widowed sister-in-law, as required by tribal law, for one reason or another. He got killed for disobeying his daddy. Spilling his seed was just how he did that.
And on the whole masturbation kick, would you prefer that I masturbate, or fornicate? (I do both liberally, but lets pretend that I care?) Because it is cruel and actually damaging to a person to suppress their sex drive until they are 25 and married.
8/4/2011 2:49:54 AM
#1334559
LordMu
Yes, now look up Bat, Insect and Pi in the Babble.
9/21/2011 12:19:57 PM
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