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God is speaking !!! Is anyone listening??

4everHis, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Adrian

Huh..what..no.

12/21/2006 3:16:51 AM

cyborgtroy

You hear voices too?

11/16/2007 4:46:39 PM

approximate

Did somebody say something?

Didn't think so.

11/16/2007 4:56:18 PM

BurntBush

Don't listen to him, he lies.

11/16/2007 5:01:36 PM

GigaGuess

I know! No one listens to me anymore!

11/16/2007 5:29:05 PM

aqualung

I would listen if he'd actually answer my questions. :-/

11/16/2007 5:49:57 PM

Alethe

Yes, I'm listening... but I don't speak Hebrew. Do you?..

11/16/2007 7:54:29 PM

Brian X

That's not Hank, it's Karl! Why should I listen to Karl?

11/16/2007 9:26:57 PM

Lithp

I'd listen if he'd stop talking smack to me.

"Yo' momma's so fat, you're goin' to HELL, BIACH!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

11/16/2007 10:48:26 PM

agentCDE

Eh? What's that? Speak up!

...can't hear a peep. You kids and your imaginary friends. Bah.

11/17/2007 12:15:02 AM

b. beau brinker

Not to you...

11/17/2007 12:34:59 AM

Dude

I'm sorry, what, wasn't paying attention.

11/17/2007 2:36:52 PM



Yea but I'm not hearing anything. Maybe you have schizophrenia.

6/20/2008 3:58:31 PM

sb84

Ssh! Sssshhh! Will you people shut up?! I can't hear Him in all this noise!

6/20/2008 7:36:46 PM

Quantum Mechanic

That's just a dog farting.

6/20/2008 8:21:28 PM

bitterlycynical

no

6/26/2008 12:39:50 PM

Moondog

I can't hear a thing. You should be taking medication for "the voices" before they tell you to blow up an abortion clinic or shoot up a gay bar.

6/26/2008 1:32:54 PM

anonymous_troy

I can't hear him over his fucking followers.

7/26/2008 5:48:21 AM

mattias

Someone should tell him his mic got cut off. My, my this must be quite embarassing.

10/14/2008 5:39:21 PM

Tiny Jeebus

Nope.

10/14/2008 7:56:39 PM

GigaGuess

Tell him to speak up! I can't hear him over my headphones.

10/14/2008 8:56:40 PM

Shadoboy

Maybe he's begging you to shut up?

10/15/2008 3:58:37 AM

Portly

Is he saying anything worth listening to?

10/15/2008 8:38:48 PM



No.

10/23/2008 7:25:23 PM

A

Yeah, I listened to what he said and told him hate speech is against canadian law.

1/6/2009 10:39:20 PM
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