Quote# 59718

[On credit card companies and grocery stores tracking your purchases.]

I'm sorry, I forget who said the above quote (lol), but you know, I have been thinking this very thing the other day...my supermarket discount card will reveal everything I have bought and I have been doing a wee bit of "stockpiling" this past week.

It's scary to think that "they" will KNOW that!!!!!!!!!

Waiting4Jesus, RR 79 Comments [2/25/2009 7:00:07 AM]
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As if "they" could give a fuck.

2/25/2009 7:04:30 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

I highly doubt that 'they' give a shit about yet another redneck backwoods hick preparing for a doomsday that will never come.

2/25/2009 7:08:26 AM


yes, ''they'' are actively following your crazy ass around. i've got two questions, who the hell is they, and why should anybody give a damn about your grocery bill?

but, if you're referencing what i think you are, then why the hell would you be buying lots of groceries? i thought your jesus was going to beam you up before all the shit went down. do you people ever stop to think about the crap you're writing?

2/25/2009 7:08:57 AM


We also know what you type in the interweb.

2/25/2009 7:10:40 AM


It's so sad that people are truly stock piling food for the rapture.

2/25/2009 7:14:02 AM


Companies know we use their products and/or services? OH GOD NO

2/25/2009 7:17:31 AM

Random Man

More CTSTDT really. Other than the source, not really fundie.

2/25/2009 7:18:21 AM


Yep, THEY are watching you closely and track your very steps.
They even yound the secret atom bomb shelter you hide in your backyard ;)

2/25/2009 7:26:45 AM


Tinfoil hattery ahoy!

2/25/2009 7:33:24 AM


You know, we just play Fallout 3. You want to live the lifestyle. Kudos sir.

2/25/2009 7:46:16 AM


Look out. Safeway's on to us!

2/25/2009 7:59:37 AM


Why would you need to stockpile for the Rapture(assuming this is what you're referring to)? Sounds to me like Waiting4Jesus is anticipating being left behind.

2/25/2009 8:06:57 AM


And the manufacturers of canned goods are laffin' all the way to the bank.

The joke's on you, bub!

2/25/2009 8:12:20 AM

Those sneaky computerized inventory systems are the ones you really have to be afraid of. That's where "they" keep all the secret files on Christians.

And if you knew what was in those point-of-sale systems, it would curdle your blood.

2/25/2009 8:16:53 AM

Paschal Wagner

You know that "they" are monitoring RR too, right? It's all part of the plan to persecute you guys.

2/25/2009 8:24:11 AM


It's scary to think that "they" will KNOW that!!!!!!!!!

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2/25/2009 8:28:09 AM


You could always use, ya know, money you fuckwitted moron, and end the whole issue right there. but who the fuck uses cash anymore? coulda sworn fundtards were bitching credit and debit cards were gonna be the mark of the beast a decade back or so

2/25/2009 8:31:25 AM

Depends what you were stockpiling..

Bullets? Guns? Attack dogs? Womens underwear?

2/25/2009 9:35:22 AM


Unless you are stockpiling weapons, or fertilizer and other bomb-making goodies, no one really gives a shit, you paranoid idiot.

2/25/2009 10:14:18 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Well if "they" know "that much" about you, "they" will also know you're just a deluded Raptard and will completely ignore you.

2/25/2009 10:14:39 AM


W4J is stockpiling because we know none of the ding-dongs in heaven will be the chocolate kind.

2/25/2009 10:16:58 AM

Grocery Store Checkout Machine #450-b

Hi Waiting4Jesus,

Our records indicated you are buying a large amount of canned goods and water. We recommend you buy one of our great laser guided automatic can openers and a portable nuclear powered stove (with automated security cannons). That nuke baby won't ever run out juice while you're still living.

And don't forgot to buy plenty of toilet paper. Leaves can be bad for you meatbags us.

Love, Your robotic overlords.

2/25/2009 10:22:52 AM


Grocery Store Checkout Machine FTW!!

2/25/2009 10:32:20 AM


[Scene: A dark room in the basement of the White House. A nervous Secretary of Rapture taps a code into a numeric keypad next to a door. Moments later, the door opens, revealing the President leaning over a desk, staring at dozens of monitors tracking the moves of ordinary Americans.]

Secretary: President Obama? Sir, it's Waiting4Jesus. She's made another run on Depends. [Hands the President a copy of Waiting4Jesus' frequent shopper card data.]

President Obama: Damn. We can't be far off now. Take us to DefCon 4.

2/25/2009 11:03:10 AM

The Lazy One

Yes. You see, we have been watching you for quite some time now. Once you buy your 1,000th can of beans a team will be deployed to your place of residence to... eliminate the threat.


2/25/2009 11:07:48 AM

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