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#913351
Mortok
As if "they" could give a fuck.
2/25/2009 7:04:30 AM
#913352
Mrs. Antichrist
I highly doubt that 'they' give a shit about yet another redneck backwoods hick preparing for a doomsday that will never come.
2/25/2009 7:08:26 AM
#913353
misterchipotle
yes, ''they'' are actively following your crazy ass around. i've got two questions, who the hell is they, and why should anybody give a damn about your grocery bill?
but, if you're referencing what i think you are, then why the hell would you be buying lots of groceries? i thought your jesus was going to beam you up before all the shit went down. do you people ever stop to think about the crap you're writing?
2/25/2009 7:08:57 AM
#913354
aaa
We also know what you type in the interweb.
2/25/2009 7:10:40 AM
#913357
fundiesRtehlulz
It's so sad that people are truly stock piling food for the rapture.
2/25/2009 7:14:02 AM
#913358
agentCDE
Companies know we use their products and/or services? OH GOD NO
2/25/2009 7:17:31 AM
#913359
Random Man
More CTSTDT really. Other than the source, not really fundie.
2/25/2009 7:18:21 AM
#913364
Eden
Yep, THEY are watching you closely and track your very steps.
They even yound the secret atom bomb shelter you hide in your backyard ;)
2/25/2009 7:26:45 AM
#913366
Ash
Tinfoil hattery ahoy!
2/25/2009 7:33:24 AM
#913372
FMG
You know, we just play Fallout 3. You want to live the lifestyle. Kudos sir.
2/25/2009 7:46:16 AM
#913376
Osiris
Look out. Safeway's on to us!
2/25/2009 7:59:37 AM
#913379
Mortician
Why would you need to stockpile for the Rapture(assuming this is what you're referring to)? Sounds to me like Waiting4Jesus is anticipating being left behind.
2/25/2009 8:06:57 AM
#913382
Valheru
And the manufacturers of canned goods are laffin' all the way to the bank.
The joke's on you, bub!
2/25/2009 8:12:20 AM
#913385
Those sneaky computerized inventory systems are the ones you really have to be afraid of. That's where "they" keep all the secret files on Christians.
And if you knew what was in those point-of-sale systems, it would curdle your blood.
2/25/2009 8:16:53 AM
#913392
Paschal Wagner
You know that "they" are monitoring RR too, right? It's all part of the plan to persecute you guys.
2/25/2009 8:24:11 AM
#913393
Dexter
It's scary to think that "they" will KNOW that!!!!!!!!!
<highly dramatic>
DA DA DAAAAAA!!!!
</highly dramatic>
2/25/2009 8:28:09 AM
#913395
Panz
You could always use, ya know, money you fuckwitted moron, and end the whole issue right there. but who the fuck uses cash anymore? coulda sworn fundtards were bitching credit and debit cards were gonna be the mark of the beast a decade back or so
2/25/2009 8:31:25 AM
#913418
Depends what you were stockpiling..
Bullets? Guns? Attack dogs? Womens underwear?
2/25/2009 9:35:22 AM
#913430
Lilith
Unless you are stockpiling weapons, or fertilizer and other bomb-making goodies, no one really gives a shit, you paranoid idiot.
2/25/2009 10:14:18 AM
#913431
Doctor Fishcake
Well if "they" know "that much" about you, "they" will also know you're just a deluded Raptard and will completely ignore you.
2/25/2009 10:14:39 AM
#913433
C_V
W4J is stockpiling because we know none of the ding-dongs in heaven will be the chocolate kind.
2/25/2009 10:16:58 AM
#913435
Grocery Store Checkout Machine #450-b
Hi Waiting4Jesus,
Our records indicated you are buying a large amount of canned goods and water. We recommend you buy one of our great laser guided automatic can openers and a portable nuclear powered stove (with automated security cannons). That nuke baby won't ever run out juice while you're still living.
And don't forgot to buy plenty of toilet paper. Leaves can be bad for you meatbags us.
Love, Your robotic overlords.
2/25/2009 10:22:52 AM
#913438
Empress
Grocery Store Checkout Machine FTW!!
2/25/2009 10:32:20 AM
#913450
Wilhelm
[Scene: A dark room in the basement of the White House. A nervous Secretary of Rapture taps a code into a numeric keypad next to a door. Moments later, the door opens, revealing the President leaning over a desk, staring at dozens of monitors tracking the moves of ordinary Americans.]
Secretary: President Obama? Sir, it's Waiting4Jesus. She's made another run on Depends. [Hands the President a copy of Waiting4Jesus' frequent shopper card data.]
President Obama: Damn. We can't be far off now. Take us to DefCon 4.
2/25/2009 11:03:10 AM
#913454
The Lazy One
Yes. You see, we have been watching you for quite some time now. Once you buy your 1,000th can of beans a team will be deployed to your place of residence to... eliminate the threat.
OF BEANS! DA DA DAH!
2/25/2009 11:07:48 AM
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