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I think it's possible that rather than torture, the powers that be may use Christians as living organ donors. They'll just keep us in some kind of "camp", until they need us. Sort of like a junkyard for people parts.

Magnum, Rapture Ready 87 Comments [2/26/2009 3:31:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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Zabimaru

It amazes me that the RR-crowd can believe in so many crazy conspiracy theories (always aimed at Christians, of course) and still manage to function in society.

One would think that they, with their level of crazy and strange, unfounded ideas, would be totally dysfunctional in society. Well, maybe they are.

2/26/2009 3:37:44 AM

DevilsChaplain

Persecute me...persecute me....yes...yes...yes!....*splooge*.....ahhhhh, that's good persecution...

2/26/2009 3:39:09 AM

D Laurier

Why?
Wouldnt it make more sense to just ignore you and let you make fools of yourselves in public?

2/26/2009 3:41:27 AM

Wrath

Actually, we'd rather just kill you and store the organs in a safer place. Plus, it would cut back on your whining.

I swear, RR tards are begging to be persecuted!

2/26/2009 3:43:38 AM

The Jamo

This is actually a brilliant idea! Where do I sign?

2/26/2009 3:44:30 AM

zaatheist

Another liar for Jesus. A quacksaviour. He does not actually believe this crap but intends that his credulous fundie friends will swallow it.

I do not think the fundie brains would be recyclable.

2/26/2009 3:44:46 AM

Wrath

@ Zabimaru: I think I may have seen a RR tard on the train the other day. She was mumbling to herself about demons and glancing at everyone nervously. She started out quiet, but then her voice got louder and louder until someone called the police on her. She was screaming about persecution while she was being arrested for disorderly conduct.

2/26/2009 3:45:45 AM

SapphireWolf

no silly thats what cloning is for, didn't you watch "The Island"? Why would I want your imperfect organs when I could just clone myself.

2/26/2009 3:48:18 AM

Darwin

Well I hope I never get an organ from Magnum, that level of stupidity might be contagious.

2/26/2009 3:48:54 AM

Illuminatalie

I think it's possible
You know, I don't want to think about what else you think is possible.

2/26/2009 3:50:59 AM

wackadoodle

Christians are 75% of the population. Their so desperate for persecution their claiming other christians are doing it.

2/26/2009 3:53:43 AM



Why does RR remind me of Mel Gibson's torture obsession in South Park?

2/26/2009 3:55:10 AM

Doug

Why would anyone want to do that? It would sure suck for the recipients when their new organs get raptured.

2/26/2009 3:57:19 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Been done; "Coma", by Michael Crichton.
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@ zaatheist
I do not think the fundie brains would be recyclable.

see above.
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@ Wrath
We had one of those on my ship (Navy). They kept him below decks as much as possible, away from the normies, like The Spook in Das Boot. But he came up for air and chow, and everybody gave him a wide berth as he said grace the way you are describing; eyes shut, fists clenched white knuckley in prayerful zeal, jabbering louder and louder - often missing out on his meal, using the whole time to thwart the adversary.

2/26/2009 4:04:20 AM

Mayhem

Actually, I think they should do this with Death Row inmates. If we're gonna kill 'em anyway, lets have them save a few lives while they're at it.

2/26/2009 4:06:12 AM

Amanda

Someone's been reading too much science fiction!

2/26/2009 4:06:43 AM

Mortician

Will you people please get over yourselves. Nobody wants your kind for ANYTHING! Now, kindly disappear.

[this calls for the Persecuted/Not Persecuted picture]


2/26/2009 4:07:56 AM

Captain Obvious

Someday I will unleash a swarm of nanobots that will creep into the mind of every RR-tard in the world. They will then jack them into a Matrix type simulation that will have the Rapture actually happen, except they will be the only ones left behind.

Then I will harvest the pure liquid despair that leaks out of them and sell it as a soft drink.

2/26/2009 4:09:54 AM

Antichrist

China's way ahead of us on the organ farming techniques. But I guess that doesn't matter since they're hell bound heathens.


2/26/2009 4:16:45 AM

necroforest

Am I the only one who noticed this isn't from RR?

2/26/2009 4:37:12 AM

Mr. Creazil

Somebody's watched "Repo: The Genetic Opera" one too many times.

2/26/2009 4:45:35 AM



Nah. Christians would be a high-cost, low-yield proposition. No brains, no hearts, no guts, and certainly no working genitals or bowels.

2/26/2009 4:46:16 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Oh, it's Parts: The Clonus Horror all over again, except this time I don't have any robots to help me make fun of it.

2/26/2009 4:48:03 AM

JonathanE

@wackadoodle

If history is any indication, Christians persecuting other Christians would be standard operating procedure.


2/26/2009 4:49:00 AM



I don't get it. I thought the whole idea behind the Rapture was that all the good Bible-believing "saved" Christians get to go up to Heaven for the pre-party, while the rest of humanity has to sit through the Tribulations where Obama... er... the Anti-Christ turns out to be a megadouche.

If you're saved, Magnum, why are you worried about what the Antichrist is going to do? Or do you just get off on imagining the torture of those who remain on Earth?

2/26/2009 4:51:53 AM
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