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#914196
JonathanE
Um, no, because the fossil record shows that the "flood" didn't happen, so everything you say beyond that is utter bullshit.
You must, however, be a giant, in order to pack that much stupid into one person.
2/26/2009 1:21:39 AM
#914198
Larsaan
Even given that all those silly things happened... shouldn't there be any fossils around? Y'know, giga-skeletons or suchlike.
2/26/2009 1:21:54 AM
#914199
DevilsChaplain
Proof or it never happened.
2/26/2009 1:22:39 AM
#914205
Green
So they had giant skulls, but not giant teeth?
Do you creationists actually listen to yourselves?
2/26/2009 1:25:19 AM
#914213
Osiris
So the jaw shrank, but the teeth didn't?
2/26/2009 1:31:13 AM
#914218
Vita
And I thought fundies were saying that evolution was a lie... Well, the flood and giant humans are a little bit off, but at least what she defined is evolution :D
2/26/2009 1:38:31 AM
#914226
Devonian
"The fossil record bears witness of 9-12 ft. tall humans before the Flood."
No, it doesn't. People have been claiming to find giant skeletons for centuries, but they always turn out to be hoaxes (or conveniently disappear).
2/26/2009 1:56:30 AM
#914230
Lucilius
Not all humans became microcephalic. Just your direct ancestors.
2/26/2009 1:59:04 AM
#914234
szaleniec
Unless the gravity was a lot less back then, no way did we have 9-12' humans. Animals that are actually that size are specifically built to support the weight (and are rarely bipedal) and even the few 7-8' humans tend to suffer health problems in later life - a scaled-up human wouldn't work.
2/26/2009 2:05:03 AM
#914240
So...you're saying...we...evolved into our present state?
2/26/2009 2:13:23 AM
#914242
Zoo
Okay. . . . I could come up with lots of different stories about where wisdom teeth came from and where they went (and I suspect, as with lactose tolerance, that a problem with these teeth is not a problem for the majority or the world's population), which may all be wrong, but they'd all be based on observation and known science (and be plausible. . .).
2/26/2009 2:16:23 AM
#914248
nlesni01
You are a nutcase
2/26/2009 2:19:33 AM
#914257
tracer
"The fossil record bears witness of 9-12 ft. tall humans before the Flood."
Does not.
And, incidentally, the geological record does not bear witness to a worldwide Flood, either.
2/26/2009 2:24:55 AM
#914258
a mind far far away
Do we need to pitch in and by you a pooper-scooper? Because this load of shit is going to take some work to clean up.
2/26/2009 2:25:04 AM
#914259
Headache
I wish Yahoo Answers showed this image on their start page:
2/26/2009 2:25:14 AM
#914281
That is the dumbest made up thing I've ever heard.
2/26/2009 2:48:50 AM
#914290
zaatheist
Yep! It wrong and nonsense but it does sort of have an acceptance for evolution. In some humans, those exposed to religion, the brain shrank or some of the functions became redundant.
2/26/2009 2:57:02 AM
#914325
Mortician
[Citation very much needed] Oh, you made this up?
2/26/2009 3:36:40 AM
#914356
Illuminatalie
And that is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped!
2/26/2009 3:56:33 AM
#914365
Antichrist
And you have these fossils, or can show us where we can find these fossils?
Oh and are you saying we've EVOLVED over the last 6 thousand years? But Evolving over millions of years is utterly ridiculous?
2/26/2009 4:04:02 AM
#914377
dg
Um ... no. Most fossil hominids were either the same size as or significantly smaller than modern humans. The only larger ones (some Homo erectus-types) were more in the 6'3" - 6'6" range, not 9 to 12 feet. Homo erectus paleojavanicus/"Meganthropus" used to be estimated at 9 feet, but this is discredited. The 9-10 foot (if bipedally standing; it would have been mostly quadrupedal) Gigantopithecus, the only true primate giant known, was related to orangutans and not even close to the human line.
2/26/2009 4:08:02 AM
#914391
Matt
Wait a minute!!! So we experienced a change in our physiology through natural selection and genetic mutation. Ha! Wait till I go to the evolutionists about this one... oh shit that is evolution.
2/26/2009 4:15:12 AM
#914452
Thejebusfire
Really, can you prove all of this?
2/26/2009 5:23:51 AM
#914471
misterchipotle
looks like god isn't so perfect after all. he changed all our dna to make everything smaller, but he forgot about those pesky wisdom teeth. or maybe he foresaw that and decided he'd leave it up to the denstists.
2/26/2009 5:34:06 AM
#914473
Selkie
Awesome, it all makes sense now! I see the light!
But I only had 3 wisdom teeth, not 4. What does that mean? Am I more evolved or less evolved? A giant or a midget? Saved or damned? Or did I just really, really enjoy the laughing gas when they were extracted and that is all that realy matters?
2/26/2009 5:35:06 AM
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