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#914493
Panz
so god would alter man's design and fuck it up even more?
2/26/2009 5:48:25 AM
#914509
enna
This is not science. This is slinging shit and hoping some of it sticks.
2/26/2009 6:10:50 AM
#914525
aaa
Evidence, motherfucker.
2/26/2009 6:26:33 AM
#914612
Thinking Allowed
So Noah and his family were at least 9 feet tall?
2/26/2009 9:19:16 AM
#914625
Atheist In A Foxhole
Wow - fundie-reinvention of evolution... Bizarre.
2/26/2009 9:35:38 AM
#914631
Katsuro
He does know that not all prehistoric animals were giant, and most were actually pretty small/same size as animals today?
Who am I kidding, he clearly doesn't know anything.
2/26/2009 9:41:22 AM
#914634
FMG
The largest animal that we currently know ever lived is the blue whale. Its alive now. So fail.
2/26/2009 9:43:49 AM
#914648
Yahoo.
The site for bored teenagers.
2/26/2009 9:48:53 AM
#914650
Thammuz
Preposterous baloney! /Professor Farnsworth
2/26/2009 9:50:01 AM
#914716
SpankyZeHam
This can't be fucking real...
2/26/2009 11:44:27 AM
#914756
Pule Thamex
Our skulls got smaller and in some cases are still shrinking, hence fundies.
2/26/2009 12:18:52 PM
#914773
Dr. Funkenstein
HOLY SHIT YOU JUST PROVED EVOLUTION!!!!!!
2/26/2009 12:26:30 PM
#914782
Mister Spak
"The fossil record bears witness of 9-12 ft. tall humans before the Flood. "
You have no fossils. You lose.
2/26/2009 12:33:06 PM
#914796
Moon Wolfhowl
The ToE is ungodly, you're going to hell :)
2/26/2009 12:46:17 PM
#914808
Michael
@Vita - shot themselves in the foot big time on this one.
2/26/2009 1:04:47 PM
#914849
Wottock C. Hunt
You're just pulling shit out of your ass, aren't you queen kira?
2/26/2009 1:37:41 PM
#914853
BufferickVonHllebags
it never ceases to amaze me that, in this century, people still believe this crap. i mean, my five year old cousin is smarter than this, and he wears spider-man underoos.
2/26/2009 1:40:58 PM
#914866
Lucretius
The creationist John Mackay is one who claims that humans were at least twice the size Pre Flood ,he uses this to make Noah's Ark bigger by claiming that as cubits are based on arm length ,cubits were bigger then and so Noah built the Ark twice the size and got twice as many animals in it.
The lengths these people go to ,to try and 'prove' their myth is real is quite amazing.
2/26/2009 1:55:11 PM
#914898
Mister Spak
Lucretius:
But since the animals were all twice as big, how does a double size ark solve the overcrowding problem?
2/26/2009 2:43:12 PM
#914901
Wow, NOW I understand...thank YOU Dr. Hovind!!!1111
2/26/2009 2:44:39 PM
#914911
Lucretius
@Mister Spak
I don't think you are supposed to notice that .
From what I remember he waves it away by saying they only took 'cuddly ickle baby ' animals with them.
You were expecting something logical perhaps ?
2/26/2009 2:53:56 PM
#915125
Gebusi
A mishmash of Hovind (atmosphere and giants), Mackay (giants), and Carl Baugh (huge human footprint fossil). So take a lot of crap, stir it up, and apply it to wisdom teeth.
2/26/2009 4:55:10 PM
#915182
Whitleylad
Ahh I thought you fundies knew that the Fossil record was just put there by God to test your faith. 9-12 ft tall Humans didn't exist it was just God fucking with you.
2/26/2009 5:29:34 PM
#915320
Brenz
That explains all those 12' human skeletons.
2/26/2009 6:41:00 PM
#915379
Reverend Jeremiah
Fan fiction..completely pulled out of your ass and bullshit
2/26/2009 7:07:45 PM
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