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This Christoph guy [a German scholar arguing the Quran comes from many writers] couldn't be more wrong in his interpretation of the Quran. It is most definitely a supernatural book. And it was most definitely a direct revelation from Allah to his prophet Muhammed... The Quran is Satan's response to The Bible... When you seek the real truth objectively, instead of just trying to secularize everything, the real truth becomes very clear. Islam is Satan's thorn he has pressed into Christianity's side throughout history... Satan actually designed the words to be spoken most poetically in Arabic. That is how they gained many very early converts. People thought the words sounded so beautiful and poetic that they had to have come from God. Sounds like first-class deception to me!! Satan....come out come out wherever you are!!

Ham, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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David D.G.

<< And it was most definitely a direct revelation from Allah to his prophet Muhammed... The Quran is Satan's response to The Bible. >>

In other words, Allah = Satan?

I think your Arabic translation may be a tad bit off.


~David D.G.

2/7/2006 6:45:59 PM

Quantum Mechanic

No.
It was cobbled together, mostly from the babble.
You fail.

2/22/2011 1:24:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bullshit

9/8/2011 5:23:40 AM

Anon2

People thought the words sounded so beautiful and poetic that they had to have come from God. Sounds like first-class deception to me!!

Reminds me of a discussion I had once with a christian fundie, who seriously claimed that Genesis must be true "because it is written in such a poetic, magnificent and beautiful style". Sounds like a first-class deception to me...

Btw, There is the possibility that Mohammad simply was an epileptic (suffering temporal lobe epilepsy, to be precisely), who wrote down the weird pictures his brain produced during the seizures. I don't want to downgrade epileptics (they suffer from a serious illness), but I rather just want to secularize the whole matter. There is nothing "supernatural" in the Quran, as there is nothing supernatural in the Bible, or any other religious text.

9/8/2011 5:34:23 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Ham is most definitely full of shit.

12/23/2012 1:24:17 PM

xyz

Allah = God
Allah = Satan
Therefore,
God = Satan

So these fundies are Satanists.

12/23/2012 2:35:00 PM
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