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Quote# 59800

"The Bill of Rights does NOT grant rights to homosexuals, abortionists, witches and other immoral groups who do evil. Genuine freedom can only be established and maintained by unwavering faith in God."

David Stewart, jesus-is-savior 66 Comments [2/26/2009 4:40:34 AM]
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#914409
The Outsider

Tenth Amendment, motherfucker!!!

2/26/2009 4:43:02 AM

#914410
KDH

Um, no. Genuine freedom is being able to whatever you want whenever you want, thus it must allow the absence of faith in any god(dess)(s).

2/26/2009 4:44:44 AM

#914417
revolt

Does David Stewart still honestly expect to be taken seriously?

2/26/2009 4:48:14 AM

#914425
JonathanE

This must be a giant POE site, it's the only rational explanation.

2/26/2009 4:53:07 AM

#914429
Thejebusfire

Actually it does.
The constitution also applies to people who are not like you.

2/26/2009 5:01:26 AM

#914430
The Watcher

That doesn't sound very free to me.

2/26/2009 5:01:37 AM

#914437
zaatheist

I agree - this comes from a Poe site.

2/26/2009 5:10:43 AM

#914438
DevilsChaplain

Witches?

2/26/2009 5:11:34 AM

#914442
LDM

Ummm, yes it does.

2/26/2009 5:16:14 AM

#914447
God

David Stewart = default fundie retard

2/26/2009 5:20:18 AM

#914450


I didn't think fundies believed in freedom.

2/26/2009 5:23:33 AM

#914457
Selkie

To quote Pat Conroy, "We've got this Constitution that keeps shitbirds like you in check."

2/26/2009 5:27:45 AM

#914458
Wehpudicabok

I'm disappointed he didn't mention atheists. I thought we were on top of every fundie's hate list. Well, we are mentioned implicitly; I guess that's good enough.

2/26/2009 5:28:52 AM

#914462
misterchipotle

really? it says that, in those specific terms? does it mention anything about crazy religious zealots?

2/26/2009 5:30:53 AM

#914466
Nate!

And that's why Iran is totally free!

What's that, Dave? It's the wrong god? But they worship yours!

2/26/2009 5:32:49 AM

#914474
Panz

"The Bill of Rights does NOT grant rights to homosexuals, abortionists, witches and other immoral groups who do evil."
Well, that excludes your evil hateful cult

"Genuine freedom can only be established and maintained by unwavering faith in God."
By following it blindly and without question like a slave. You guys wouldn't know freedom if it raped you in the ass

2/26/2009 5:35:19 AM

#914501
anonymous

Well, as long as this 'evil' doesn't hurt anybody [abortion is excepted slightly since doctors have the medical right to perform abortions on a consenting patient]

it's really none of your business.
That's how freedom works.

2/26/2009 6:05:02 AM

#914514
Chi, gaystapo member

Despite his very best attepts Bush was NOT able to hijack our rights. Get over it.

2/26/2009 6:15:20 AM

#914534
aaa

Constitution says that you are wrong.

2/26/2009 6:38:31 AM

#914550
a mind far far away

5.

2/26/2009 6:56:53 AM

#914565
Mrs. Antichrist

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." - 1st amendment.

"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people." - 9th Amendment.

2/26/2009 7:28:14 AM

#914584
Rat of Steel

(Panz)
"You guys wouldn't know freedom if it raped you in the ass."


Nor would most non-fundies, unfortunately. *mournful sigh*

2/26/2009 8:12:28 AM

#914596
Thinking Allowed

Wrong...
















Oh wait, it's just Dave ranting again.

2/26/2009 8:55:57 AM

#914618
Atheist In A Foxhole

Redefining freedom for jesus award.

(Must be poe)

2/26/2009 9:31:08 AM

#914666


Fundamentalist lunatics trying to tell me what I can and can not do with my uterus is NOT freedom.

2/26/2009 10:07:34 AM
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