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"The Bill of Rights does NOT grant rights to homosexuals, abortionists, witches and other immoral groups who do evil. Genuine freedom can only be established and maintained by unwavering faith in God."

David Stewart, jesus-is-savior 66 Comments [2/26/2009 4:40:34 AM]
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The Outsider

Tenth Amendment, motherfucker!!!

2/26/2009 4:43:02 AM

KDH

Um, no. Genuine freedom is being able to whatever you want whenever you want, thus it must allow the absence of faith in any god(dess)(s).

2/26/2009 4:44:44 AM

revolt

Does David Stewart still honestly expect to be taken seriously?

2/26/2009 4:48:14 AM

JonathanE

This must be a giant POE site, it's the only rational explanation.

2/26/2009 4:53:07 AM

Thejebusfire

Actually it does.
The constitution also applies to people who are not like you.

2/26/2009 5:01:26 AM

The Watcher

That doesn't sound very free to me.

2/26/2009 5:01:37 AM

zaatheist

I agree - this comes from a Poe site.

2/26/2009 5:10:43 AM

DevilsChaplain

Witches?

2/26/2009 5:11:34 AM

LDM

Ummm, yes it does.

2/26/2009 5:16:14 AM

God

David Stewart = default fundie retard

2/26/2009 5:20:18 AM



I didn't think fundies believed in freedom.

2/26/2009 5:23:33 AM

Selkie

To quote Pat Conroy, "We've got this Constitution that keeps shitbirds like you in check."

2/26/2009 5:27:45 AM

Wehpudicabok

I'm disappointed he didn't mention atheists. I thought we were on top of every fundie's hate list. Well, we are mentioned implicitly; I guess that's good enough.

2/26/2009 5:28:52 AM

misterchipotle

really? it says that, in those specific terms? does it mention anything about crazy religious zealots?

2/26/2009 5:30:53 AM

Nate!

And that's why Iran is totally free!

What's that, Dave? It's the wrong god? But they worship yours!

2/26/2009 5:32:49 AM

Panz

"The Bill of Rights does NOT grant rights to homosexuals, abortionists, witches and other immoral groups who do evil."
Well, that excludes your evil hateful cult

"Genuine freedom can only be established and maintained by unwavering faith in God."
By following it blindly and without question like a slave. You guys wouldn't know freedom if it raped you in the ass

2/26/2009 5:35:19 AM

anonymous

Well, as long as this 'evil' doesn't hurt anybody [abortion is excepted slightly since doctors have the medical right to perform abortions on a consenting patient]

it's really none of your business.
That's how freedom works.

2/26/2009 6:05:02 AM

Chi, gaystapo member

Despite his very best attepts Bush was NOT able to hijack our rights. Get over it.

2/26/2009 6:15:20 AM

aaa

Constitution says that you are wrong.

2/26/2009 6:38:31 AM

a mind far far away

5.

2/26/2009 6:56:53 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." - 1st amendment.

"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people." - 9th Amendment.

2/26/2009 7:28:14 AM

Rat of Steel

(Panz)
"You guys wouldn't know freedom if it raped you in the ass."


Nor would most non-fundies, unfortunately. *mournful sigh*

2/26/2009 8:12:28 AM

Thinking Allowed

Wrong...
















Oh wait, it's just Dave ranting again.

2/26/2009 8:55:57 AM

Atheist In A Foxhole

Redefining freedom for jesus award.

(Must be poe)

2/26/2009 9:31:08 AM



Fundamentalist lunatics trying to tell me what I can and can not do with my uterus is NOT freedom.

2/26/2009 10:07:34 AM
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