[In reply to this 'gem' concerning students who wore pink to stand up against anti-gay bullying: ""tens of thousands of British Columbians? good grief. That’s a lot of fags."]
There are the descendants of Vietnam war draft dodgers, who, through excessive dope smoking and excessive tofu munching, gave birth to generation of fags. They were probably still born normal, except they were genetically "weak", and because of nanny state, whiney, "it's ok for little boys to play with dolls and dress up in mommys clothes" and forced tofu meat free diet kind of parenting, turned their offspring into fags.
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So they were born gay? Don't you go to hell for believing that?
inmate22841: Americans are tougher, but a lot dumber.
As a Canadian, I have only one thing to say:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK!
You see, I used to be American. I served my year in Vietnam, 1st Marine Div., December, 1967 to December 1968. When I got out of the Marines, I emigrated to Canada.
What did you do in the war, Nat? What did Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and the rest of those war mongers do during the Vietnam war? None of them served their country.
He's trying to say Canadians are the descendants of wimps?
The same Canadians whose ancestors took a look at one of the most inhospitably cold parts of the planet and said "bring it"? The same Canadians who during both World War I and II were sent in to do the jobs the yanks and brits couldn't?
Yeah...
But he's a freeper, so naturally this will all be part of a huge nationalistic group wank, despite having no basis in reality. Talking points are like porn for those idiots.
*sigh* ... not the tofu-causes-gayness thing again.
Yes, tofu contains molecules that are chemically similar to estrogens.
No, this does not mean that eating tofu raises the estrogen level of your blood, any more than eating green vegetables increases the chlorophyl content of your blood. The molecules you consume frequently don't make it into your blood intact. It's called digestion.
Because, you see, tofu is full of homocrons, which affect your bloodstream and emfagify your offspring.
My truck driving, good ole boy, cousin (who is straight) used to play with Barbies.
And, funny, I always heard the GLBT had an excess of androgen, not estrogen.
Make up your alleged mind. Was it nurture or nature? Before you answer, the "weak phagocytes" argument died a very long time ago. But then again, you are probably too phlegmatic to look that up and possibly learn something about your own pet prejudice.
First of all the pink shirts were not anti-gay bullying, they were anti-bullying. When they were discussing it on the news, the main topic was cyber-bullying.
My family lived in British Columbia long before the Vietnam war, try WWII. My inlaws since WWI (aproximately). None are draft dodgers. The only one of my uncles that didn't serve in WWII was 4F, he cooked at a training camp instead so he could do "his part". I lost an uncle over France who was on loan to the RAF.
To be short, Fuck You. Our women are tougher than your little pansy ass. I'd like to see you out there haying for 12 hours a day.
I'm wondering if Free Republicans might actually be dumber than Rapture Readyins. Now that takes some doing. I bet Free Republicans are mostly little girly pooftahs as well and desperate to emulate right-wing politicians' mens' public toilet gay and blow job encounters. Obviously, Nathan Zachary is keen to emulate criminal Hovind's anal exploits as well, stupid fundie moron. Sorry you've been abused in the past Nathan, but you're still a silly simpleton.
"There are the descendants of Vietnam war draft dodgers"
Who I'd give house room to, over the decendants of Calley and other such 'heroes'...
All that meat and dairy giving you serious manboobs, Nathan, you pathetic moron?
Through excessive religious indoctrination and hate lessons, you turned into an absolute lunatic who will never get laid.
Bullying is bad. Canadians aren't wimps, and as far as I know they aren't forced to raise their kids on vegetarian diets (WTF? Canada is a major beef producer.)
Also, "genetically weak" doesn't work that way. Tofu, marijuana, and draft avoidance cause mutations?? But only harmful ones??
As a proud Canadian and British Columbian (who regretfully forgot to wear pink on the twenty-fifth) allow me to say:
Learn to be a little compassionate. Now I could have just called you a bunch of names or insulted you. But I didn't because I think teaching by example is a must. See what I did there?
Lots of repressed homosexuality in you, isn't there, Nathan?
Your internalized homophobia is so intense, it is making you insane.
Methinks that Nathan was probably a big bully when he was a kid - and I bet he is now too. What happened, dude? Did your Daddy whup your ass so hard every day and call you a faggot, so you had no recourse but to take your anger with him out on weaker kids?
Get yourself to a shrink, you have some serious issues that need to be dealth-with as soon as possible. Anyone who thinks like you needs some urgent reprogramming.
Now wait a minute...I eat tofu, and I played with dolls when I was a child, and I'm hetero. So how does your little theory work, again? Oh wait, it's freak repubic. They don't have any rational or logical reasons for their insanity.
"There are the descendants of Vietnam war draft dodgers "
LOL WUT?!?! Dude, my grandfather that got booted from the Army for getting drunk falling down an embankment and loosing his weapon has more military experience than most freepers (sadly i'm not joking about his army 'experience'). Hell, most of the cadets in my old squadron have more fucking experience than you do.
Being in the ass end of the Fraser Valley (chilliwack), I`m basically in fundie heaven (Catholic mostly). But after reading bullshit spewed by RR and the freepers, I`ll take our fundies.
Chilliwack has a shitload of churches (I'm in downtown and there's at least 5 within 10 min walking distance), and we have most of the grow-ops in BC. Coincidence??? I think not. ;) :P
"There are the descendants of Vietnam war draft dodgers, who, through excessive dope smoking and excessive tofu munching, gave birth to generation of fags"
And you would know about that, hmmm? Just suppose a war broke out and President Obama reintroduced the Draft. You freepers would be the first to bugger off to Canada.
so, gay guys, who have no interest in women would want to play with a barbie, why, exactly? i would think that gay boys would have more interest in undressing a gi joe...
Look at them "fags", everywhere! And while "tofu munching" isn't exactly a dirty word, it's dripping with venom, I tell you.
Why do the folks at Free Republic use profanity that much anyway? It's like the web site where fundies go to swear. Designated cussing zone. Whatever.
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