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#916762
Death
mmmm, hardcore commie. Sounds yummy. LOL
2/27/2009 4:25:00 PM
#916794
JonathanE
"That's the way your harcore Commie works."
You left out the part about sapping our vital bodily fluids, in order to tap our purity of essence. You must be a closet-Commie, leaving out that important detail!
2/27/2009 4:42:43 PM
#916853
Sasha
The Fifties called. They'd like their paranoia back.
2/27/2009 8:28:05 PM
#916898
Old Viking
If this guy is still fretting about communism I wouldn't be overly concerned about his other fixations.
2/27/2009 9:10:53 PM
#916907
Chi, half gaystapo member
I am just like you minus the bigotry.
2/27/2009 9:17:19 PM
#916924
Brain_In_A_Jar
The last sentence is a word-for-word quote from Dr Strangelove. Obvious troll is obvious. (Though I suppose there could possibly be fundies stupid enough to think that film was supposed to be a straight docu-drama and actually quote it without sarcastic or ironic intent)
2/27/2009 9:27:03 PM
#916933
Mrs. Antichrist
Yep, that's the cornerstone of communism: Turning everyone gay.
2/27/2009 9:31:12 PM
#917028
TigerHunter
We need a "Wingnuts say the Darndest things" category.
2/27/2009 10:12:05 PM
#917107
tracer
Not only is the last sentence a direct quote from Dr. Strangelove, the 2nd sentence is from the same Dr. Strangelove passage.
I'm calling Poe's Law.
2/27/2009 10:43:21 PM
#917122
Pule Thamex
I can see an evolutionary advantage to the developing of greater intelligence. But what evolutionary advantage is there to breeding greater levels of stupidity, and on such a large scale as seems to be happening over there? Very soon, if this keeps up, the fundie cretins won't be able to use a keyboard properly at all. I know they can't now half the time, but it will be just like an ape hitting the keyboard with a spare banana very soon.
2/27/2009 10:56:03 PM
#917128
Jasper Spotty-Butt
You seem to associate drill sergeant mannerisms with great wisdom and philosophical depth. Would you by any chance be a complete lunatic of the fundie persuassion?
2/27/2009 10:59:58 PM
#917159
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Beware the Ebil Muslim Debil-worshipping Commie Socialist Liberal Ghey Baby-killing Atheists!
2/27/2009 11:23:46 PM
#917231
NotThere
"Evolution is introduced into our schools, and then it advances to teaching that gays are just like you and me."
They are human, therefore they are just like us. I thought Christians were at least supposed to love the "sinner" even if they hate the "sin."
As for you...well, I have to admit I *wish* you were of a different species!
2/28/2009 12:30:42 AM
#917265
Kremlin KOA
@ Argle Bargle: I would denounce your idiocy, but Talmyr beat me to it. Oh and not Copypasta My postg was my own home cooking and (admittedly incomplete at the time) research, formulated into a simple hypothesis.
@Talmyr: "It has also been discovered that at least some of the genes implicated in homosexuality are linked to other genes which increase female fertility/fecundity - in other words, some of those women likely to reproduce more carry genes predisposing homosexuality in male relatives - so there is a 'positive' selection pressure for gayness.
Additionally since many genes have partial function if only some of a complex are present, or if not fully activated, they could be carried by a bisexual, who is much more likely to reproduce normally, and so keep the genes in the 'pool'. "
And that is the data that had eluded my previous searches. Thank you.
2/28/2009 1:13:20 AM
#917273
Osiris
This is why aruging evolution with these people is pointless. They don't care about the factual truth of evolution, okay well they do, but the real problem is that creationists link evolution to everything in the world that offends them. They have somehow convinced themselves that every problem in the world is caused by evolution.
2/28/2009 1:24:03 AM
#917280
Big Jilm
Holy dog shit! You've discoverd my secret plan. You're quite the detective. You forgot that I also burn flags and read them books wif words.
2/28/2009 1:30:33 AM
#917284
Big Jilm
Even if gays weren't born that way it would still be ok asshat. Stop pairing things you don't like with other negative stereotypes.
2/28/2009 1:42:46 AM
#917389
Simon Says Die
This is flawless. Fundie-ism concentrated to its purest dose. I stand in awe.
2/28/2009 4:32:25 AM
#917422
Miles
The saddest thing of all is that this is a typical post on Freerepublic... It's full of frothing, raving rants that have little to do with anything even vaguely associated with reality. The world those people live in is very frightening indeed.
2/28/2009 5:30:56 AM
#917444
QT
Oh come on. He's quoting General Ripper from "Dr. Strangelove" this HAS to be a Poe.
2/28/2009 5:51:56 AM
#917477
Doug
We are like you. Except less stupid.
2/28/2009 7:45:32 AM
#917566
FMG
Hath not a Gay eyes? Hath not a Gay hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer as a heterosexual is? If you prick them, do they not bleed? If you tickle them, do they not laugh? If you poison them, do they not die? And if you wrong them, shall they not revenge? If they are like you in the rest, they will resemble you in that. If a homosexual wrong a heterosexual, what is his humility? Revenge. If a heterosexual wrong a homosexual, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach them, they will execute, and it shall go hard but they will better the instruction.
2/28/2009 11:52:17 AM
#917575
John_in_Oz
The conspiracy is unending.
Once the Commies have normalised homosexuality via evolution, they plan to normalise red hair, left-handedness, gravity and even chemistry!
2/28/2009 12:17:58 PM
#917605
JSS
You know fundies have run out of excuses for their rediculous ideas when they have to play the communism card for E-VA-REY-THING! I mean really, how does acceptance of gays equal communism?
2/28/2009 1:43:00 PM
#917635
Big Jilm
That's right - you better capitalize C in Commie you little fuck.
2/28/2009 3:07:26 PM
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