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It’s all part of their plan to make homo behavior “normal”. It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? Evolution is introduced into our schools, and then it advances to teaching that gays are just like you and me. That’s the way your hardcore Commie works.

ToGodBeTheGlory, freerepublic 84 Comments [2/27/2009 8:44:32 AM]
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Death

mmmm, hardcore commie. Sounds yummy. LOL

2/27/2009 4:25:00 PM

JonathanE

"That's the way your harcore Commie works."

You left out the part about sapping our vital bodily fluids, in order to tap our purity of essence. You must be a closet-Commie, leaving out that important detail!

2/27/2009 4:42:43 PM

Sasha

The Fifties called. They'd like their paranoia back.

2/27/2009 8:28:05 PM

Old Viking

If this guy is still fretting about communism I wouldn't be overly concerned about his other fixations.

2/27/2009 9:10:53 PM

Chi, half gaystapo member

I am just like you minus the bigotry.

2/27/2009 9:17:19 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

The last sentence is a word-for-word quote from Dr Strangelove. Obvious troll is obvious. (Though I suppose there could possibly be fundies stupid enough to think that film was supposed to be a straight docu-drama and actually quote it without sarcastic or ironic intent)

2/27/2009 9:27:03 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Yep, that's the cornerstone of communism: Turning everyone gay.

2/27/2009 9:31:12 PM

TigerHunter

We need a "Wingnuts say the Darndest things" category.

2/27/2009 10:12:05 PM

tracer

Not only is the last sentence a direct quote from Dr. Strangelove, the 2nd sentence is from the same Dr. Strangelove passage.

I'm calling Poe's Law.

2/27/2009 10:43:21 PM

Pule Thamex

I can see an evolutionary advantage to the developing of greater intelligence. But what evolutionary advantage is there to breeding greater levels of stupidity, and on such a large scale as seems to be happening over there? Very soon, if this keeps up, the fundie cretins won't be able to use a keyboard properly at all. I know they can't now half the time, but it will be just like an ape hitting the keyboard with a spare banana very soon.

2/27/2009 10:56:03 PM

Jasper Spotty-Butt

You seem to associate drill sergeant mannerisms with great wisdom and philosophical depth. Would you by any chance be a complete lunatic of the fundie persuassion?

2/27/2009 10:59:58 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Beware the Ebil Muslim Debil-worshipping Commie Socialist Liberal Ghey Baby-killing Atheists!

2/27/2009 11:23:46 PM

NotThere

"Evolution is introduced into our schools, and then it advances to teaching that gays are just like you and me."

They are human, therefore they are just like us. I thought Christians were at least supposed to love the "sinner" even if they hate the "sin."

As for you...well, I have to admit I *wish* you were of a different species!

2/28/2009 12:30:42 AM

Kremlin KOA

@ Argle Bargle: I would denounce your idiocy, but Talmyr beat me to it. Oh and not Copypasta My postg was my own home cooking and (admittedly incomplete at the time) research, formulated into a simple hypothesis.

@Talmyr: "It has also been discovered that at least some of the genes implicated in homosexuality are linked to other genes which increase female fertility/fecundity - in other words, some of those women likely to reproduce more carry genes predisposing homosexuality in male relatives - so there is a 'positive' selection pressure for gayness.

Additionally since many genes have partial function if only some of a complex are present, or if not fully activated, they could be carried by a bisexual, who is much more likely to reproduce normally, and so keep the genes in the 'pool'. "

And that is the data that had eluded my previous searches. Thank you.

2/28/2009 1:13:20 AM

Osiris

This is why aruging evolution with these people is pointless. They don't care about the factual truth of evolution, okay well they do, but the real problem is that creationists link evolution to everything in the world that offends them. They have somehow convinced themselves that every problem in the world is caused by evolution.

2/28/2009 1:24:03 AM

Big Jilm

Holy dog shit! You've discoverd my secret plan. You're quite the detective. You forgot that I also burn flags and read them books wif words.

2/28/2009 1:30:33 AM

Big Jilm

Even if gays weren't born that way it would still be ok asshat. Stop pairing things you don't like with other negative stereotypes.

2/28/2009 1:42:46 AM

Simon Says Die

This is flawless. Fundie-ism concentrated to its purest dose. I stand in awe.

2/28/2009 4:32:25 AM

Miles

The saddest thing of all is that this is a typical post on Freerepublic... It's full of frothing, raving rants that have little to do with anything even vaguely associated with reality. The world those people live in is very frightening indeed.

2/28/2009 5:30:56 AM

QT

Oh come on. He's quoting General Ripper from "Dr. Strangelove" this HAS to be a Poe.

2/28/2009 5:51:56 AM

Doug

We are like you. Except less stupid.

2/28/2009 7:45:32 AM

FMG

Hath not a Gay eyes? Hath not a Gay hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer as a heterosexual is? If you prick them, do they not bleed? If you tickle them, do they not laugh? If you poison them, do they not die? And if you wrong them, shall they not revenge? If they are like you in the rest, they will resemble you in that. If a homosexual wrong a heterosexual, what is his humility? Revenge. If a heterosexual wrong a homosexual, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach them, they will execute, and it shall go hard but they will better the instruction.


2/28/2009 11:52:17 AM

John_in_Oz

The conspiracy is unending.
Once the Commies have normalised homosexuality via evolution, they plan to normalise red hair, left-handedness, gravity and even chemistry!

2/28/2009 12:17:58 PM

JSS

You know fundies have run out of excuses for their rediculous ideas when they have to play the communism card for E-VA-REY-THING! I mean really, how does acceptance of gays equal communism?

2/28/2009 1:43:00 PM

Big Jilm

That's right - you better capitalize C in Commie you little fuck.

2/28/2009 3:07:26 PM
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