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If there are other civilizations on other worlds we would never know it. They wouldn't be allowed to have and contact with us. We are a fallen people, and I don't think God would allow cross contamination.

Clay Man, RR 43 Comments [2/27/2009 3:59:49 PM]
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#916719
Johannes9126

In a scenario like genesis every thinking species would fail...

2/27/2009 4:02:50 PM
#916722
Grigori Yefimovich

What a way to live: drowning in imagined guilt.

2/27/2009 4:04:28 PM
#916724
Paschal Wagner

But if we're fallen, then how come God hasn't had them do unto us what the Israelites did unto the Canaanites - invade the Earth and slaughter us to a man?

God Attacks! - A Tim Burton film

2/27/2009 4:05:05 PM
#916727
Empress

I thought you fruitcakes believed we were special, and the whole universe was created just for us.

2/27/2009 4:06:15 PM
#916728
Mister Spak

God doesn't want you fundies fucking up advanced civilisations.

2/27/2009 4:06:16 PM
#916732


You people make up an awful lot of stuff that isn't in the Bible.

2/27/2009 4:09:20 PM
#916754


Wouldn't the very existence of other beings sort of make the whole Bible full of shit?

2/27/2009 4:21:50 PM
#916760


Pfft. Maybe YOU fell. Adam and Eve were pushed.

2/27/2009 4:24:09 PM
#916767
Doctor Whom

God should have thought of that when He planted that tree in the garden.

2/27/2009 4:27:28 PM
#916797
aaa

Huh?

2/27/2009 4:44:22 PM
#916819
ausador

After the first contact with a fundie this planet would be declared a quarantine zone by any sensible alien life.

They would say the planet was contaminated with dangerously contagious psychotic delusions that cause those afflicted to seek death over life.

[Why do I keep pictureing a fundie waving a bible and preaching at some poor clueless Grey?]

2/27/2009 5:04:10 PM
#916824
Headache

We are a fallen people,

Just put a bullet through your skull and the problem has been solved!

2/27/2009 5:07:21 PM
#916843
Seigi no Mikata

Sometimes I wish we'd really encounter an alien species just to get those fundies to shut up and realize their little fairy tales can't be true.

Well, that or intergalactic holy war.

2/27/2009 8:24:42 PM
#916844
Illuminatalie

I don't think God would allow cross contamination.
Based on what? Your conversation with Him during tea-time last sunday?

2/27/2009 8:24:43 PM
#916849
Reverend Jeremiah

LOL..WUT?!?

2/27/2009 8:26:19 PM
#916851
anevilmeme

Okay Clay Man, you get high points for originality.

2/27/2009 8:26:49 PM
#916852
Grigadil

The Greys are all UU.

2/27/2009 8:27:00 PM
#916867
Papabear

Well, you got that part about your not thinking right.

2/27/2009 8:44:46 PM
#916885
Old Viking

We may be fallen but we're still God's very own snooky-ookumses.

2/27/2009 9:04:49 PM
#916910
Ew

Please stay off the God Dust.

2/27/2009 9:18:05 PM
#916917
Brain_In_A_Jar

You people make up an awful lot of stuff that isn't in the Bible.

Well, since all the stuff that is in the bible was arrived at in the same way, this probably isn't much of a problem.

2/27/2009 9:24:15 PM
#917018
Antichrist

Wow, and I thought I had self esteem issues. At least I think I'm worthy of an alien saying 'hi'.

2/27/2009 10:08:24 PM
#917023
Idgas

Clay Man if there are "other civilizations on other worlds" why would they want to contact us when dumbasses like you are around?
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@ ausador, then they would pour bleach on us.

Thanks you fundie fools for causing us to be bleached out of existence.

2/27/2009 10:11:00 PM
#917033
Wottock C. Hunt

If we found another civilization out there, I bet it would be you Xtians who'd want to attack and conquer them. You know, for Jebus.

2/27/2009 10:14:09 PM
#917057
Psittacosis

Somebody's been reading too much C S Lewis (see 'Out of the Silent Planet').

2/27/2009 10:20:14 PM
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