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If there are other civilizations on other worlds we would never know it. They wouldn't be allowed to have and contact with us. We are a fallen people, and I don't think God would allow cross contamination.

Clay Man, RR 43 Comments [2/27/2009 3:59:49 PM]
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Johannes9126

In a scenario like genesis every thinking species would fail...

2/27/2009 4:02:50 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

What a way to live: drowning in imagined guilt.

2/27/2009 4:04:28 PM

Paschal Wagner

But if we're fallen, then how come God hasn't had them do unto us what the Israelites did unto the Canaanites - invade the Earth and slaughter us to a man?

God Attacks! - A Tim Burton film

2/27/2009 4:05:05 PM

Empress

I thought you fruitcakes believed we were special, and the whole universe was created just for us.

2/27/2009 4:06:15 PM

Mister Spak

God doesn't want you fundies fucking up advanced civilisations.

2/27/2009 4:06:16 PM



You people make up an awful lot of stuff that isn't in the Bible.

2/27/2009 4:09:20 PM



Wouldn't the very existence of other beings sort of make the whole Bible full of shit?

2/27/2009 4:21:50 PM



Pfft. Maybe YOU fell. Adam and Eve were pushed.

2/27/2009 4:24:09 PM

Doctor Whom

God should have thought of that when He planted that tree in the garden.

2/27/2009 4:27:28 PM

aaa

Huh?

2/27/2009 4:44:22 PM

ausador

After the first contact with a fundie this planet would be declared a quarantine zone by any sensible alien life.

They would say the planet was contaminated with dangerously contagious psychotic delusions that cause those afflicted to seek death over life.

[Why do I keep pictureing a fundie waving a bible and preaching at some poor clueless Grey?]

2/27/2009 5:04:10 PM

Headache

We are a fallen people,

Just put a bullet through your skull and the problem has been solved!

2/27/2009 5:07:21 PM

Seigi no Mikata

Sometimes I wish we'd really encounter an alien species just to get those fundies to shut up and realize their little fairy tales can't be true.

Well, that or intergalactic holy war.

2/27/2009 8:24:42 PM

Illuminatalie

I don't think God would allow cross contamination.
Based on what? Your conversation with Him during tea-time last sunday?

2/27/2009 8:24:43 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

LOL..WUT?!?

2/27/2009 8:26:19 PM

anevilmeme

Okay Clay Man, you get high points for originality.

2/27/2009 8:26:49 PM

Grigadil

The Greys are all UU.

2/27/2009 8:27:00 PM

Papabear

Well, you got that part about your not thinking right.

2/27/2009 8:44:46 PM

Old Viking

We may be fallen but we're still God's very own snooky-ookumses.

2/27/2009 9:04:49 PM

Ew

Please stay off the God Dust.

2/27/2009 9:18:05 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

You people make up an awful lot of stuff that isn't in the Bible.

Well, since all the stuff that is in the bible was arrived at in the same way, this probably isn't much of a problem.

2/27/2009 9:24:15 PM

Antichrist

Wow, and I thought I had self esteem issues. At least I think I'm worthy of an alien saying 'hi'.

2/27/2009 10:08:24 PM

Idgas

Clay Man if there are "other civilizations on other worlds" why would they want to contact us when dumbasses like you are around?
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@ ausador, then they would pour bleach on us.

Thanks you fundie fools for causing us to be bleached out of existence.

2/27/2009 10:11:00 PM

Wottock C. Hunt

If we found another civilization out there, I bet it would be you Xtians who'd want to attack and conquer them. You know, for Jebus.

2/27/2009 10:14:09 PM

Psittacosis

Somebody's been reading too much C S Lewis (see 'Out of the Silent Planet').

2/27/2009 10:20:14 PM
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