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If there are other civilizations on other worlds we would never know it. They wouldn't be allowed to have and contact with us. We are a fallen people, and I don't think God would allow cross contamination.

Clay Man, RR 43 Comments [2/27/2009 3:59:49 PM]
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zits

Transpermia

2/27/2009 10:34:06 PM

Pule Thamex

Pfrrtzztmmph! That's the sound I make when I am eating a piece of cake whilst trying not to spray the keyboard with crumbs.

2/27/2009 10:50:03 PM

tracer

When the first extrasolar planet (51 Pegasi b, now called "Bellerophon") was discovered in 1995, I remember seeing an article in my local paper dealing with a statement by a Catholic Archbishop. The Archbishop said that if there was intelligent life on this newly-discovered planet, they would have souls in need of saving.

The next week, a Catholic Cardinal denounced this statement, saying that they didn't know if Original Sin would have happened on that other planet or not.




This led to speculation about the nature of an alien species that had never experienced Original Sin. Since Death was not introduced until Original Sin occurred, the aliens would be unkillable! Woe to us if they decided to invade.

2/27/2009 10:50:44 PM

Marc

Yeah. Okay.

2/28/2009 2:03:44 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

.....

...I am literally speechless.

2/28/2009 2:32:06 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

The surest sign there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

2/28/2009 5:33:53 AM

a mind far far away

You'd expect this kind of bullshit from RR, but he thinks that aliens exist, so he won't be at RR for long.

2/28/2009 5:41:55 AM

QT

Well, I guess that's one solution to the Fermi paradox.

2/28/2009 5:50:47 AM

Doug

I suppose that's one explanation for the Fermi paradox.

2/28/2009 7:42:13 AM

anonymous

"We are a fallen people"

And you're projecting. Get some self-confidence and stop blaming a fairy tale for your ineptness.

2/28/2009 8:34:25 AM

Malth

C.S. Lewis wrote something like that, I think the book was called "the lone planet".
Other species were incapable of perceiving humans because of the original sin.


2/28/2009 10:37:38 AM

arcturus

and thus you just created a market for wholly NEW form of porno! damn, I HAVE to see this..

2/28/2009 10:59:10 AM

Athar

One word, Xenomorphs. And you call us fallen?

2/28/2009 11:23:48 AM

John_in_Oz

What, Aliens pinch apples too. Jesus has to go through the whole nailed to a tree thing again?.
For every one of the likely trillions of sentient species in the universe?


2/28/2009 12:22:35 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

This has to be the geekiest shit i have ever read.

2/28/2009 6:29:53 PM

Stimbo

"... And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in Space
'Cos there's bugger all down here on Earth!"

© 1983 Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

3/1/2009 12:04:22 AM

Martha Jones

God is a dalek?

Well, it makes a lot of sense...

3/1/2009 6:04:06 AM

katie5000

>>"...I don't think God would allow cross contamination."

Which wouldn't be a problem anyway, since if we ever did meet space aliens, we probably wouldn't be able to mate with them (despite what Macross would suggest, but then no fundie's ever seen that anyway).

7/10/2009 7:34:59 PM
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