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As I have said before, I read all I could on Evolution when I was younger (don't want to brag, but I feel that I actually know more about evolution than most atheists do), and compared it to the message in the Bible, well, for me, the Bible makes more sense. Really, if you looked at the cell, the most basic fundemental part of the body, and you say that it was created by chance, well, you are a moron.

Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums 20 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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David D.G.

Now THERE is a stunning display of wit and erudition. Thanks for making such a clear, well-defined case for your position; obviously, if you call noncreationists by a derogatory term to imply mental deficiency, your claims must be impossible to even address, let alone refute.

Okay, sarcasm mode off; I was nauseating myself anyhow.


~David D.G.

2/9/2006 7:04:55 PM

justme

jebus. what a tool.

5/31/2007 11:25:01 PM

skyotter

\"Really, if you looked at the cell, the most basic fundemental part of the body, and you say that it was created by chance, well, you are a moron.\"

right, yet no matter how many times i point this out to Creationists they continue using it as a strawman

5/31/2007 11:51:52 PM

vichycycl

Really: don't brag.

Consider steps of change like increments of leverage performed by a ratchet.

6/1/2007 2:32:29 AM

Laurel

Bullshit.

6/1/2007 9:46:36 AM

Ambrielle

I feel that you are a twat.

6/1/2007 11:21:48 AM

Freboy

You are entitled to thinking the Bible makes more sense. But since the scientific community says otherwise, I suggest you keep your ideas out of school.

6/1/2007 11:31:08 AM

szenah

I read all I could on Evolution when I was younger


Don't forget,what you read in creationist sources doesn't count.

(don't want to brag, but I feel that I actually know more about evolution than most atheists do


Sure, like atheists don't \"know\" that evolution defies the second law, or that mutations always result in a loss of information, right?

6/1/2007 11:31:10 AM



Pride goeth before a fall. If you didn't want to brag, why did you? Did the debbil make you do it?

6/1/2007 12:25:45 PM

H.H.

You read all you could on evolution, and you STILL don't understand it...

6/1/2007 12:28:38 PM

Redhunter

This is coming from a bible-thumping star wars geek?

I'd be more than willing to engage you in a battle of wits but it wouldn't be fair to fight an unarmed person.

6/1/2007 12:33:35 PM

David B.

\"if you looked at the cell, the most basic fundemental part of the body, and you say that it was created by chance, well, you are a moron.\"

I agree, only a moron of the highest order would believe that the human cell was created by chance. Fortunately, it is only the fundie creationists who assert that evolution says this. [CB940]

(Edit) From the link, \"Evolutionists the world over are, and always have been, unanimous in their agreement that complex structures did not arise by chance. The theory of evolution does not say they did, and to say otherwise is to display a profound absence of understanding of evolution.\"

Apparently J_T's extensive reading was the 'Answers in Genesis' and 'Discovery Institute' websites.

6/1/2007 5:50:15 PM

Brian X

If you understood anything you'd read, you would at least know the difference between a prokaryote and a eukaryote. Obviously you don't, because that goes a long way towards explaining what you claimed didn't make as much sense as the Bible.

6/1/2007 8:00:26 PM

That_Guy

Evolution doesn't say the cell was created by chance.
You fail.
Lucky for you that you're home schooled and mommy would NEVER fail her little angel. Enjoy trying to compete in college moron.

2/6/2009 8:17:16 PM

BeamStalk

Pride, judging, and condemnation

Not too mention lying for Jebus.

Nicely done.

2/6/2009 8:44:53 PM

GigaGuess

So your argument boils down to "Agree with me or you're stupid."

Right. Gotcha. Duly noted...and dismissed.

2/6/2009 11:34:47 PM

Rodney Wrongknobs

I hate the "do you think it ALL came together by CHANCE?!!??!???**&^^!!>?" argument that these fcking idiots spew from their tard-holes. It was a series of incremental changes. The first "organism", if you could even call it that wasn't anywhere near as advanced as the cells that you're talking about. I haven't read that much on evolution, certainly not as much as someone so educated and read as yourself but even I know that nobody ever said it all came about "by chance". AAAAGH, YOU'RE THIIICK!!!

Edit: There are quite a few comments on this site from the BlizzForums which is really, really odd... Are WoW players more retarded than the usual gamer or is it just that there are so many of them that SOME are bound to be semi-literate inbred morons?

2/1/2010 4:00:02 AM



Don't want to brag but you are a stupid, arrogant, ignorant fool.

2/1/2010 5:26:35 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Biology isn't your forte' is it?

12/6/2011 1:20:54 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Perhaps you need to look up the word 'moron' moron.


12/20/2011 7:51:03 AM
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