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Does God not also hate atheists?
I am a bit of a fan of the WBC. I would join it if they didn't also hate america. Anyway, I personally love their "God Hates Fags" websites, though I disagree with their "God Hates America" website. Anyway shouldn't they have a "God Hates Atheists" website because I'm sure he hates atheists most of all

God's Warrior, Yahoo Answers 28 Comments [2/28/2009 9:45:37 AM]
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Submitted By: The Man With No Name
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Mitch

Nah, God would hate fundies more for making him look stupid and irrational.

2/28/2009 10:02:27 AM

LDM

Uhh, because atheists could care less if God hates them or not?


2/28/2009 10:10:37 AM

Canadiest

There isn't enough time in their schedule for all their hate

2/28/2009 1:44:46 PM

aaa

I see he is still very angry.

2/28/2009 6:17:48 PM

MozMode

Mann you guys are so full of hate! Chill out, dude, seriously.

2/28/2009 6:58:14 PM

Clown

Sure he does. He hates all of the world, so atheists are just a drop in the bucket.

2/28/2009 7:03:00 PM

Bonobo

"I am a bit of a fan of the WBC."

Failure right at the second sentence!

Also, God hates shrimp.

2/28/2009 8:01:01 PM

a mind far far away

I think a "God hates fundies" website would be more accurate. I don't see god hating homosexuals, atheists, or Americans as much as he hates fundies. Fundies are the ones giving god a bad rap, and are the ones who make him look stupid and infantile.

2/28/2009 8:27:28 PM



What a mind far far away said.

God's Warrior seems to be campaigning hard for the next Fundie of the Year award.

3/3/2009 2:53:02 PM

Chi

I second the nod for fundie of the year.

3/3/2009 5:19:37 PM

Frogflayer

World Boxing Council?

Ah wait. Westboro. That bastion of love and charity that, not living in the states, I would probably never have heard about without the eye-opening services of FSTDT.

3/3/2009 8:35:26 PM

GoFast

Hate as a fetish.
What a waste of oxygen.

3/3/2009 10:07:56 PM

rw23

> "I am a bit of a fan of the WBC."

Cunt.

3/4/2009 12:24:39 PM

Moondog

How about "God hates bitoted assholes?" He gets sore at those who go back on, "Love one another as I have loved you."

3/4/2009 6:40:24 PM

Shadow Boxer

Actually, god prefers atheists, because we're not constantly asking him for things... :)
(Stolen from Dave Allen)

3/22/2009 8:05:08 PM

Table Rock

"Anyway shouldn't they have a "God Hates Atheists" website because I'm sure he hates atheists most of all"

We apologize but the WBC's Hate Calendar is completely filled so they won't be able to consider your request. Please try again next year.

3/23/2009 9:46:23 AM



Well, how about this. Genesis 47:29. Read it, and then tell me that God hates homosexuals. Stop being such an intolerant moron.

3/30/2009 9:14:19 AM

anon

You need a shrink if you have ANY admiration/respect for the inbreds of WBC.

3/30/2009 3:14:13 PM



Wait, wasn´t hate supposed to be a sin?, and God love?. Please, make up your mind.

4/22/2009 12:00:23 PM



Really? Is that what someone with infinite power would do with his time? Just sitting around and hating random people?

Sounds like some barbarian's idea of what god is.

7/21/2009 8:39:07 PM



Nah, Fred Phelps is too busy focusing on the gays......

Thinking constantly about the gays....

Talking constantly about the gays.....

Makes one wonder, doesn't it?

8/23/2009 7:22:43 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I am a bit of a fan of the WBC. I would join it if they didn't also hate america"

Fred Phelps & co's brand of extreme fundyism is several levels above Calvinism: they believe only he & his 'family' will go to Heaven. So, I hate to break this to you pal, but because you're not a True Christian™ by their exacting standards, as far as they're concerned God Hates God's Warrior - thus from their point of view, you're going to HELL!

Still 'a bit of a fan of the WBC' now, eh?

"I'm sure he hates atheists most of all"

For the above reason, Fred is an Equal Opportunities Hater*. Therefore, like I say, he hates non-True Christians™ like you as much as we Atheists, and Homosexuals.

*- Even with the WBC, the old maxim rings true: dig down deep enough, and you'll find good in everyone. Fred & co. don't discriminate. They hate everyone!

@Shadow Boxer

Dave Allen FTW. His BBC TV series "... At Large" in the 70s was one of the main contributory factors in my becoming an Atheist. If his programmes haven't been shown in America, that wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. The way he'd savagely satirise religion, especially Christianity - Roman Catholicism above all, would've made US fundies have aneurysms. He was comedy's Richard Dawkins.

"Goodnight, thank you, and may your god go with you."

8/23/2009 12:30:57 PM

Angua

You know, I wouldn't mind a "God Hates Atheists" website so much as the "God Hate Fags" one. Because, I don't know, we have at least some choice in what believe in, at least to a certain degree.

And if God hates atheists, you know, most atheists don't believe in God, so really, a lot of us wouldn't care. And "Atheist" isn't really a derogaroty slur of an insult the way "fag" is.

In any case, your God of Love does seem to do a rather lot of hating for a God of, well, love.

By the way kids, remember God Hates Fags . . . so don't smoke! (Sorry, sorry, just couldn't resist.)

8/23/2009 1:57:19 PM



As an atheist, the prospect of God hating me somehow fails to get me worried.

12/6/2009 7:05:15 AM

louislois

My, what a charming individual.

So much hate.... I wonder why God's Warrior has such issues.

12/6/2009 7:12:37 AM
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