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I was waiting for my bus the other day, and I usually have quite a while to stand there and just think, and all of a sudden, I had this feeling like Jesus was going to be coming...soon. I had this feeling wash over me, I can't even explain it....beyond plain joy or excitement, I was practically shaking. I was staring at the sky, waiting to be called up, because I was sure that it was going to happen (although it obviously didn't ) but it was a wonderful moment, and I can't wait until the real thing happens. (cheering seizure smiley)

WatchingForJesus, RR 69 Comments [3/1/2009 3:15:28 AM]
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D Laurier

So sad, These morons waste their lives waiting for their invisiblr freind to come and get them.

3/1/2009 3:16:56 AM

atrasicarius


3/1/2009 3:20:24 AM

Porter

What a lunatic.

3/1/2009 3:27:22 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

This is worse than the lady who thought a train horn was the trumpet of god.

3/1/2009 3:32:33 AM

Empress

Ahh, what an unusual occurence. A RR retard sure that the Rapture is going to happen any minute now...any minute now...any minute now...

ETA: Someone on the thread mentions that shes making sure that she wears non-tattered underwear, since it'll be left behind when they're raptured. Wow. What exciting lives these people do lead.

3/1/2009 3:33:32 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Fundie porn.

3/1/2009 3:34:56 AM

Oy Vey!

I'm sorry, but you've been left behind. You have to take the mark of the beast with the rest of us.

Chanting
One of us!
One of us!
One of us...

3/1/2009 3:36:45 AM

Old Viking

Beyond delusional. Verging on the pathological.

3/1/2009 3:41:54 AM

whoa budday

It must have been the short bus you were waiting for, right?

3/1/2009 3:46:26 AM



Obviously, you didn't have enough time to stand there and think.

3/1/2009 4:06:45 AM

Pule Thamex

Auto-orgasms At The Bus Stop While Contemplating Jesus
(an essay in puerile histrionics and crass moronics)

Chapter 1

I Long For Death

Take me home daddy. Come now Lord. (cont. page 94)

3/1/2009 4:13:11 AM

a mind far far away

I was waiting for my bus the other day, and I usually have quite a while to stand there and just think, and all of a sudden, I had this feeling like Jesus was going to be coming...soon

He was standing behind you, jacking off to the fundiness.

I had this feeling wash over me

I think the technical term you're looking for is bukkake.

I was staring at the sky, waiting to be called up, because I was sure that it was going to happen (although it obviously didn't )

That should be an indication to quit thinking with your feelings and start thinking with your mind.

but it was a wonderful moment, and I can't wait until the real thing happens. (cheering seizure smiley)

You should see a doctor about that. I've studied that many so called "prophets" in the past were stricken with seizures.

3/1/2009 4:14:06 AM

enna

Dear God, that's so pathetic.

3/1/2009 4:14:46 AM

fromdownunder

I still do not accept that half of these wankers actually believe what they type. They simply lie about it so they can say "I'm more Rapture Ready than you are". They simply make shit up for on-line bragging rights, and don't even really believe it themselves.

Norm

3/1/2009 4:22:27 AM

GreenEyedLilo

Glad you weren't on my bus. I deal with enough crazy people on it as it is.

3/1/2009 4:24:12 AM

EvoPagan

That must have been an exciting moment for your bus driver and fellow passengers as they rolled up and found you there staring at the sky and shaking and slavering like an idiot.

3/1/2009 4:28:25 AM

Philbert McAdamia

You have all this time to think and this is how you waste it...

3/1/2009 4:32:43 AM

Illuminatalie

Is this a repost, or do they just all have this obsession?

3/1/2009 4:33:12 AM

Nowhereman

You poor thing...

3/1/2009 4:37:26 AM

Antichrist

Maybe you should eat breakfast before you leave, low blood sugar is a bitch. Either that or step out in front of said bus, that way you can meet Jesus even faster!

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@ atrasicarius
That's just disturbing.

3/1/2009 4:42:14 AM

a mind far far away

@Illuminatalie: They all have similar fantasies about being in the grocery store, or on the bus, or at work, and "suddenly feeling" like the rapture was about to happen. It's all a part of their paranoia.

3/1/2009 4:50:39 AM

DaMentalFunism

But Jesus didn't come. It was a bus.

3/1/2009 5:13:54 AM

Chi

The blood god wants to know if this is why the last shipment of skulls you sent him was sticky.

3/1/2009 5:15:48 AM



You do realize you're wishing to speed the horrific suffering of millions of people in the Tribulations, don't you?

3/1/2009 5:24:37 AM

NonAtheist

I agree with you! Atleast we know where we ARE GOING!!!!!
Yall need Jesus and quick! And I'm gonna pray that God sends some serious judgement on your heads. Hahahahah! So when yall lose everything and start getting sick, don't call on Him if yah wanna make fun!

3/1/2009 5:29:27 AM
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