I was waiting for my bus the other day, and I usually have quite a while to stand there and just think, and all of a sudden, I had this feeling like Jesus was going to be coming...soon. I had this feeling wash over me, I can't even explain it....beyond plain joy or excitement, I was practically shaking. I was staring at the sky, waiting to be called up, because I was sure that it was going to happen (although it obviously didn't ) but it was a wonderful moment, and I can't wait until the real thing happens. (cheering seizure smiley)
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Ahh, what an unusual occurence. A RR retard sure that the Rapture is going to happen any minute now...any minute now...any minute now...
ETA: Someone on the thread mentions that shes making sure that she wears non-tattered underwear, since it'll be left behind when they're raptured. Wow. What exciting lives these people do lead.
I'm sorry, but you've been left behind. You have to take the mark of the beast with the rest of us.
Chanting
One of us!
One of us!
One of us...
I was waiting for my bus the other day, and I usually have quite a while to stand there and just think, and all of a sudden, I had this feeling like Jesus was going to be coming...soon
He was standing behind you, jacking off to the fundiness.
I had this feeling wash over me
I think the technical term you're looking for is bukkake.
I was staring at the sky, waiting to be called up, because I was sure that it was going to happen (although it obviously didn't )
That should be an indication to quit thinking with your feelings and start thinking with your mind.
but it was a wonderful moment, and I can't wait until the real thing happens. (cheering seizure smiley)
You should see a doctor about that. I've studied that many so called "prophets" in the past were stricken with seizures.
Maybe you should eat breakfast before you leave, low blood sugar is a bitch. Either that or step out in front of said bus, that way you can meet Jesus even faster!
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@ atrasicarius
That's just disturbing.
@Illuminatalie: They all have similar fantasies about being in the grocery store, or on the bus, or at work, and "suddenly feeling" like the rapture was about to happen. It's all a part of their paranoia.
@ Chi
Mm...hmm and this is why, even though I am a Christian, I tend to stay as far away from these type of people. How DARE they put judgement or proclaim judgement of God on me!!
When I see people that profess to be Christian, like NotAtheist, make remarks like that to other people on this site, it makes me sad.
Though I am a theist, I would NEVER PUT DOWN atheists, in fact I'd rather hang out with atheists then church-going people because even though there is an unbelief in unsubstantiated paranormal phenomona, deities or the like, atheists are intelligent thinkers and I love the challenges that they bring to me. I am big and strong enough to know I cannot change what an atheist thinks nor can I have someone try to have me believe something that I am uncomfortable with. When I was on this site as "Weather" I have made it a point to respect the users on FSTDT and their philosophy and I expect the same.
This is something that people and so-called "Christians" like NotAtheist need to learn.
Open dialogue is diplomatic.
Well just keep waiting...and waiting, and waiting, and waiting. After all in only about 5 billion years the sun will turn into a red giant and incinerate everything on earth...thats kinda sorta like your rapture end times right?
Keep your chin up...eventually we will all burn, even science says so. :P
RR people are idiots. Sky is blue.
But don't they realize the HammerNail syndrome? If the only tool you have is a hammer then every problem looks like a nail.
The absence of consciousness is strong with this one.
I had this feeling like Jesus was going to be coming, I had this feeling wash over me, I was practically shaking, because I was sure that it was going to happen (although it obviously didn't )but it was a wonderful moment, and I can't wait until the real thing happens.
The pathetic clown doesn't even have the excuse of being drunk.
To paraphrase Colonel Bob, people who believe that heaven is a place, need to put a 'For Rent' sign on their heads.
When you're single-minded about something it does eventually consume your every thought and cloud your view of things. For example when I was a teenager, and obsessed with a certain pop star, I really believed if I met him and he carried me off into the sunset everything would be wonderful. I found out years later he was a cocaine addict and a womanizer. I also believed for the longest time that professional athletes lived a charmed life, but it turns out their lives are about the most fucked up of anyone's. When I was into Anne Rice, I really believed vampires existed, when I was into Harry Potter I believed wizards existed. Obsession does funny things to you.
Fundies are really no different than people obsessed with celebrities or sports teams, everything they see and do somehow becomes linked to that obsession.
But if we change it to: I was waiting for my bus the other day, and I usually have quite a while to stand there and just think, and all of a sudden, I had this feeling like Allah was going to be coming...soon. I had this feeling wash over me, I can't even explain it....beyond plain joy or excitement, I was practically shaking. I was staring at the sky, waiting to be called up, because I was sure that it was going to happen (although it obviously didn't ) but it was a wonderful moment, and I can't wait until the real thing happens. You would say how stupid are those towelheads?
Almost sounds like a porn fiction.
BTW, why hasn't someone cued the somewhat obscene Cheezus is coming pic?
On a more serious and less humorous note I wish some psychologists would take a look at those poor people.
I paraphrase myself:
Sitting in a room, watching the window, waiting for death: macabre at best, suicidal at worst.
Sitting in a room, watching the window, waiting for the Rapture: a devout believer, totally not mentally unbalanced!
An IR floodlight and a small handful of uppers could probably produce a comparable effect. And hey, sufficient dosage would accomplish the send-off you're insanely eager to receive; The only difference between you Rapture wanksters and Jim Jones is that you haven't cultivated a taste for Kool-Aid yet. Then again, that'd play neatly into this silly "culture of death" thing you "End of the world" cultists like to accuse us atheists of. There's nothing divine about what you experience, Watching; It's madness and death cultist nonsense. You're wasting the one life you have, you fool.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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