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Don't take any kind of mark, chip, etc. Live on the black market. Try to live off the "grid". Avoid using any kind of technology beyond heating and electricity. Stockpile lots and lots of food and other necessities. Stockpile lots of guns and ammunition. Stay in fellowship with other Christians (real ones who are resisting just like you are) for support. If they come for you, take out as many of them as you can with you. These times will be hard but we have to survive the best we can and remember he who stands firm to the end will be saved!

SilentKoala, The Resistance Manifesto 22 Comments [2/28/2009 10:18:42 PM]
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DarkfireTaimatsu

And especially stay off the internet! That's how they find you, you know.

2/28/2009 10:27:03 PM

Bonobo

Man, these guys are going to be so disappointed when nothing happens.

2/28/2009 10:39:26 PM

aaa

I see you really want to get ATF up your arse.

2/28/2009 10:43:57 PM

Pule Thamex

Hey wanky child SilentKoala, you'd shit your pants if someone went boo.

3/1/2009 3:24:20 AM

Oy Vey!

The crazy is strong in this one.

3/1/2009 3:44:18 AM

a mind far far away

Since this idiot seems to be completely clueless, let's inform him of how IP addresses work...

3/1/2009 5:47:56 AM

Psittacosis

Grid? And what do you do for money while all this is going on? The black market tends to be expensive.

3/1/2009 12:31:38 PM

EvoPagan

Grid = the power grid. And you'd be surprised how self-sufficient many of these people can be when it comes down to it.

3/1/2009 12:37:55 PM

rubber chicken

You missed out: Be gunned down in a hail of bullets by Federal agents!

3/1/2009 12:41:17 PM

PWEOTWEB

Waco 2: Electric Boogaloo?

3/2/2009 12:54:52 PM

Chi

I hope you like possum stew.

3/3/2009 6:23:42 PM

Belquer

If you want to live off the grid then you need to get off the internet.

However I can suggest living above the gird, or below it, depending.

3/3/2009 11:23:36 PM

rw23

> "he who stands firm to the end will be saved!"

I thought your Babble said something about "turn the other cheek" and "love thy neighbour as thyself"? Oh, and perhaps you shouldn't stock up on any greater calibre ammo than you can squeeze through the eye of a needle.

3/4/2009 12:20:43 PM

Godbuster

Now that we know your plans... you will NEVER stop us... BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...

seriously though your world view comes closer to James Bond movies than reality.

3/31/2009 2:26:08 PM



If you're so Christian, why aren't you going to be among those who get Raptured BEFORE everything goes to hell, hmm?

4/3/2009 11:30:13 PM

KillerOfTheSun

Its this kind of person we would need to be very wary of when they find out in their lifetime nothing is going to happen and then they try something so terroristic and threatening that they believe will ressurect their messiah.

4/16/2009 10:56:47 PM

Jimbob

Good, Fuck off then!

6/19/2009 6:17:30 AM

Clown

SilentKoala, tell me again, what's wrong with prayer? I mean, you have the biggest, meanest big brother in the neighbourhood by your side. What do you need bullets for? Or were you learning from Christian martyrs' examples and came to notion that prayer simply doesn't work. In that case, what's the point of having god at all?

6/19/2009 7:20:37 AM

wintermute

If you're avoiding all technology, other than electricity, what do you need the electricity for?

Also, you do realise that a plow, knife, latine trench or bow and arrow is "technology", right? Hell, even farming and cooking are technologies. I suspect you overgeneralised...

11/7/2009 3:27:06 PM

ecoline

Go Amish on me then - see if I care.

11/9/2009 6:10:38 AM

MDB

Stay in fellowship with other Christians (real ones who are resisting just like you are) for support. If they come for you, take out as many of them as you can with you.

Yeah, because that's exactly what Jesus did prior to the Crucifixion, right? He and the disciples barricaded the doors to the upper room, and held off several dozen Roman centurions. They stayed for six weeks -- it helped that Jesus kept creating loaves and fishes so they didn't have to worry about food -- but then Judas unlocked the side door and it was all downhill from there. Even they, they managed ot take out about eighteen Romans and 15 Jewish collaborators before they were finally overwhelmed.

Which Gospel was that in again?

11/9/2009 6:27:46 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Live on the black market. Try to live off the "grid". Avoid using any kind of technology"

So says SilentKoala screaming what he says to everyone with an internet-enabled computer, or has access to such. How are you going to keep in touch with the rest of your tinfoil hat-wearing chums, if you 'live off the grid', you daft twat?! Even calls via phoneboxes can be monitored, to say nothing of using mobile phones - and certainly the internet (even cybercafes).

One Word: ECHELON

GCHQ & MI6 (here in the UK), and thus the FBI, CIA & NSA are watching you.

11/9/2009 8:57:54 AM
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