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#918013
Dark_Lord_Prime
ZOMG! The doctors were able to save Senator Kennedy at the hospital!
That's UNPRECEDENTED!!
3/1/2009 3:24:26 AM
#918014
DevilsChaplain
IT'S A SUPERNATURAL CONSPIRACY! (Get back to me when Obama drowns a female campaign worker off Chappaquiddick island and we'll talk.)
3/1/2009 3:25:13 AM
#918018
C_V
so there's a shortage of 'evil spirits' such that the one in Teddy had to cover Obama? wtf yo?
3/1/2009 3:30:27 AM
#918022
dpareja
3/1/2009 3:32:36 AM
#918025
Ted Mosby
wait, what?
WHAT?
3/1/2009 3:36:09 AM
#918029
Old Viking
Please don't struggle, pastor. Once we get you into this jacket you're going to love it.
3/1/2009 3:38:57 AM
#918031
fundiesRtehlulz
You've got quite a clusterfuck going on in your head
3/1/2009 3:39:26 AM
#918035
Snopester in Exile
Interesting. You you suspect Obama may have been possessed by some kind of right-wing demon, and THAT's why he hasn't kept his campaign promises?
3/1/2009 3:42:07 AM
#918045
Logos Invictus
The only evil spirits in Ted Kennedy were named Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.
Too soon?
3/1/2009 3:57:23 AM
#918048
Pule Thamex
Ah! Pastor David J.Meyer to start the new month with a load of ol' codswallop.
3/1/2009 4:05:02 AM
#918049
On behalf of all people with seizure disorders (and brain tumours), I would like to suggest you go fuck yourself in an occult place with a large cactus.
3/1/2009 4:05:12 AM
#918052
a mind far far away
Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities
Like what?
Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital. In the world of the occult, this is a common occurrence when evil spirits leave one person and enter into another.
First, that's not an occult teaching. Second, why are you referencing the occult? That'll send you straight to hell. Burn, mother fucker, burn.
3/1/2009 4:06:48 AM
#918054
Miles
Whoa... There's some seriously heavy-duty shit going down at Last Trumpet - they are all batshit insane!
3/1/2009 4:11:31 AM
#918069
Barikada
For "True Christians", you guys seem REALLY well-versed in the occult.
Just sayin'.
3/1/2009 4:22:14 AM
#918074
GreenEyedLilo
It's also a common occurrence in people who have, you know, brain tumors, but let's not get crazy.
3/1/2009 4:23:06 AM
#918081
EvoPagan
It's not just A trumpet, it's the LAST trumpet HAW HAW
3/1/2009 4:30:34 AM
#918088
Alien Acid
"Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities. We must remember that before Obama came along, Ted Kennedy was known as the most liberal, left-wing senator of all time. Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital."
*gasp* Do you mean to suggest someone tried to off him?! Good lord, what will you paranoia-mongers think of next?!
"In the world of the occult,"
...Oh. Never mind, typical fundism.
3/1/2009 4:37:41 AM
#918089
Nowhereman
Obama won. Get the fuck over it already!
3/1/2009 4:38:27 AM
#918092
Illuminatalie
What a disturbed, insane quote. In the world of fundies, this is a common occurrence when a crazy thought leaves the hypothalamus, passes through the cerebral cortex and up through the synaptic network, and heads for the neurons that control the fingers.
3/1/2009 4:40:06 AM
#918096
Philbert McAdamia
So every time somebody collapses the evil spirits are playing musical bodies like a bunch of hermit crabs. pffffftt Everybody knows that.
3/1/2009 4:43:43 AM
#918098
So does that mean Kennedy is going to become a hyperconservative?
3/1/2009 4:45:45 AM
#918099
Antichrist
Obama's been possessed by the Kennedy demon? Well I guess there's no stopping him now!
Oh and Ted collapsed because HE HAS A FUCKING BRAIN TUMOR! Fuck you people are vultures.
@ Logos Invictus
Not all of us consider those spirits "evil"
3/1/2009 4:47:20 AM
#918101
Thoth
You know, he got one thing right. Medical issues are often taken for religious experiences.
3/1/2009 4:52:52 AM
#918124
Chi
I know a mental mindfuck can be nice but there's a point when it becomes painful.
3/1/2009 5:24:26 AM
#918143
Navelgazer
Does this Church enjoy tax exempt status?
3/1/2009 5:42:09 AM
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