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Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities. We must remember that before Obama came along, Ted Kennedy was known as the most liberal, left-wing senator of all time. Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital. In the world of the occult, this is a common occurrence when evil spirits leave one person and enter into another.

Pastor David J. Meyer, Last Trumpet Ministries 57 Comments [3/1/2009 3:22:01 AM]
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Dark_Lord_Prime

ZOMG! The doctors were able to save Senator Kennedy at the hospital!

That's UNPRECEDENTED!!

3/1/2009 3:24:26 AM

DevilsChaplain

IT'S A SUPERNATURAL CONSPIRACY! (Get back to me when Obama drowns a female campaign worker off Chappaquiddick island and we'll talk.)

3/1/2009 3:25:13 AM

C_V


so there's a shortage of 'evil spirits' such that the one in Teddy had to cover Obama? wtf yo?

3/1/2009 3:30:27 AM

dpareja



3/1/2009 3:32:36 AM

Ted Mosby

wait, what?

WHAT?

3/1/2009 3:36:09 AM

Old Viking

Please don't struggle, pastor. Once we get you into this jacket you're going to love it.

3/1/2009 3:38:57 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

You've got quite a clusterfuck going on in your head

3/1/2009 3:39:26 AM

Snopester in Exile

Interesting. You you suspect Obama may have been possessed by some kind of right-wing demon, and THAT's why he hasn't kept his campaign promises?

3/1/2009 3:42:07 AM

Logos Invictus

The only evil spirits in Ted Kennedy were named Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.



Too soon?

3/1/2009 3:57:23 AM

Pule Thamex

Ah! Pastor David J.Meyer to start the new month with a load of ol' codswallop.

3/1/2009 4:05:02 AM



On behalf of all people with seizure disorders (and brain tumours), I would like to suggest you go fuck yourself in an occult place with a large cactus.

3/1/2009 4:05:12 AM

a mind far far away

Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities

Like what?

Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital. In the world of the occult, this is a common occurrence when evil spirits leave one person and enter into another.

First, that's not an occult teaching. Second, why are you referencing the occult? That'll send you straight to hell. Burn, mother fucker, burn.

3/1/2009 4:06:48 AM

Miles

Whoa... There's some seriously heavy-duty shit going down at Last Trumpet - they are all batshit insane!

3/1/2009 4:11:31 AM

Barikada

For "True Christians", you guys seem REALLY well-versed in the occult.

Just sayin'.

3/1/2009 4:22:14 AM

GreenEyedLilo

It's also a common occurrence in people who have, you know, brain tumors, but let's not get crazy.

3/1/2009 4:23:06 AM

EvoPagan

It's not just A trumpet, it's the LAST trumpet HAW HAW

3/1/2009 4:30:34 AM

Alien Acid

"Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities. We must remember that before Obama came along, Ted Kennedy was known as the most liberal, left-wing senator of all time. Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital."

*gasp* Do you mean to suggest someone tried to off him?! Good lord, what will you paranoia-mongers think of next?!

"In the world of the occult,"

...Oh. Never mind, typical fundism.

3/1/2009 4:37:41 AM

Nowhereman

Obama won. Get the fuck over it already!

3/1/2009 4:38:27 AM

Illuminatalie

What a disturbed, insane quote. In the world of fundies, this is a common occurrence when a crazy thought leaves the hypothalamus, passes through the cerebral cortex and up through the synaptic network, and heads for the neurons that control the fingers.

3/1/2009 4:40:06 AM

Philbert McAdamia

So every time somebody collapses the evil spirits are playing musical bodies like a bunch of hermit crabs. pffffftt Everybody knows that.

3/1/2009 4:43:43 AM



So does that mean Kennedy is going to become a hyperconservative?

3/1/2009 4:45:45 AM

Antichrist

Obama's been possessed by the Kennedy demon? Well I guess there's no stopping him now!

Oh and Ted collapsed because HE HAS A FUCKING BRAIN TUMOR! Fuck you people are vultures.

@ Logos Invictus
Not all of us consider those spirits "evil"

3/1/2009 4:47:20 AM

Thoth

You know, he got one thing right. Medical issues are often taken for religious experiences.

3/1/2009 4:52:52 AM

Chi

I know a mental mindfuck can be nice but there's a point when it becomes painful.

3/1/2009 5:24:26 AM

Navelgazer

Does this Church enjoy tax exempt status?

3/1/2009 5:42:09 AM
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