[since gay couples are banned from marrying, should older couples be banned too?]
no----but the elder couple shouldn't have sex----for sex is only for procreation----if they stay celibate-----it seems fine to me----or they can repent before death---
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First off:
And if old people can just have sex and repent on their deathbed, why can't gays?
What if, as a horny old lady, I die in the midst of passionate sex with my husband? If I shout out "Oh God!" just before I go, will that count as a deathbed repentence?
Wow, it's nice to see a new quote :)
Even though it's one that I don't really understand. Who cares who marries who as long as they want to marry each other. Gay, old, young. And who are you to tell other people when and when not to have sex?
Well, good to see we're back on...
That said, what a maroon. Doesn't their bible even say that Abe's wife begat in old age?
Always remember, "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!"
What if a very young couple marry, say they are both about seventeen or eighteen, and after a year of marriage it is discovered that one of them is infertile? Should they have sex anyway? Normal people wouldn't even consider the question as worthy of consideration. But it's the sort sort of question that fundies will slaver and drool and pontificate upon because they're deranged cretins.
Anyway, Losasha is a stupid god zombie. Why should we be reasonable with Losasha when she is so obdurately unreasonable herself. If she had her way she'd make life a living hell for those who didn't agree with her.
Losasha shouldn't breed because she is a lowlife fundie scum and it wouldn't be fair on any offspring.
So I take it that fundies have sex once a month 14 days after the woman's period started. Lights out, missionary position, and we all know that the female orgasm is a myth.
The way things have been going for me lately, that might actually be an improvement.
@Pule Thamex:
If they have allowed their dirty parts to touch and not bred a child-creature, then they are hellbound. It doesn't matter if one or the other is sterile/infertile: God arranged their marriage and it is their duty to avoid all contact with the other's dirty parts under these circumstances. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
---or they can repent before death---
You see, that has ALWAYS been the major downfall of not ony your moral code, but your entire theology.
@David B.:
And considering how masochistic AND sadistic the average fundies quoted here tend to be...
Oh, ok so once your wife enters menopause you have to quit having sex then?
You people are absolutely sick...
Okay, so gays can't get married, old people can't get married, and I'm guessing infertile people can't get married. So my question is, if after you're married, you become old/infertile, are you forced to get divorced so you're not tempted to have marital sex with your spouse?
On behalf of myself and every other married woman who is unable to have children, fuck you, up the ass, with a rusty chainsaw, you stupid, evil, hateful, miserable cunt.
Monty Python nails it again:
Harry Blackitt: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
(I take a two day break and the whole site is moved and different?? I'm confused)
Actual Comment: Even the Catholic church is not this stupid as I recall memorizing and answering on an essay test in senior marriage class in Catholic school that sex in marriage has two purpsoses: procreative and unitive and even if the couple is older or infertile, sex is necessary in marriage as it provides a bond of unity to the couple.
Screw that noise. When I'm old, my wife and I are still gonna be going at it. I don't care if I have to scarf down 3 viagra a day to get it to go. It's gonna be kinky too.
Gimp masks, whips, chains, ball gags...You name it, my geriatric ass will be doing it.
Rangers Lead the Way!! :D :D :D
Thank you, Ranger Joe, for that mental image.
I need brain bleach now. ;)
>2009
2014 : Same-sex marriage now legal in a number of US states. Opposition to same dropped by House of Lords last year, thus vote in House of Commons a formality, therefore mentioned in Queen's Speech & entered in Statute Book: legal in the UK mid-this year.
Yes.
You LOSE asha.
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