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#920567
Illuminatalie
Boring lies. Fundies absolutely despise hippies - people who make them look like the pathetic lying loveless hypocrites they are. As far as that goes, fundies are jealous of just about everyone when you get right down to it, though maybe for different reasons.
3/8/2009 6:58:28 AM
#920568
solomongrundy
I've been around FSTDT for years and that op's as a big a pile of BS as I've ever read.
As people said, the sign's just the semaphore for ND.
3/8/2009 7:21:28 AM
#920571
Empress
Wow. This is stupid and embarrassing, even by RR standards!!!
3/8/2009 8:01:21 AM
#920572
Empress
ETA: Looks like a couple of you good folks went over there and explained the genuine origins of the sign. Let's see how long your posts last before the Hammer of Buzzard comes swinging down. :)
3/8/2009 8:07:28 AM
#920573
Idgas
The Rapture Ready crowd troll themselves. They are willfully ignorant and have no desire to learn.
3/8/2009 8:13:32 AM
#920574
Berny
This is what happens when you get your "facts" from Chick tracts.
3/8/2009 8:41:21 AM
#920580
MozMode
Lying for Jebus...but mannn, what an imagination!
3/8/2009 9:14:01 AM
#920582
Thundersqueaks
This is true! Since EVERYONE knows Christianity is the one true religion, then EVERYTHING in life that isn't Christian, is a reaction against Christianity. Even if it needs stupidity and lies to prove it.
PRAISE THE LORD!
3/8/2009 9:37:38 AM
#920587
Ken
Wow. Apparently we have a void in our lives that we fill by worshiping the environment.
Fundies. Unable to understand the points of atheism or pop culture.
3/8/2009 9:55:47 AM
#920588
Efrain
IIRC, The cross was considered anti-christian itself at first, since it meant the violent death of their savior. Of course since RR is a death cult, I can't blame them for feeling upset when it's insulted.
3/8/2009 10:02:31 AM
#920610
if this guy only knew how much of Christianity came from old pagan religion he'd probably shit himself.
3/8/2009 10:47:45 AM
#920619
Papabear
Hey, Ready4it, I WAS ready for it. I expected some bullsh*t lie and that's what you delivered. Good job. Jesus would be so proud.
3/8/2009 10:57:47 AM
#920629
3/8/2009 11:31:04 AM
#920633
M.M.
Yes, and they all believe each other, and childishly defend beliefs they haven't researched at all, or are completely illogical.
You could not be more right.
I went to RR to politely correct them, but my response was completely ignored, as was another user who pointed out their mistake.
3/8/2009 11:41:56 AM
#920634
Phloom
The Christian cross is a symbol of a device used for capital punishment, so there!
3/8/2009 11:44:57 AM
#920644
Merkin Muffley
I joined RR and was banned after my very first post. Something about it dealing with reality and not containing even a single word marked off in "quotation" marks.
3/8/2009 12:11:23 PM
#920669
painful
Repeat, or at least we had this conversation already.
3/8/2009 12:58:11 PM
#920674
Chi
@ Athar and Mitch
They also know that Cave Canem (Beware of Dog) is the sneaky way pagans worship Cerberus, the hellhound.
3/8/2009 1:06:27 PM
#920700
Pule Thamex
No.8 in a series of bubblegum dirges for fundie kids.
EVERYTHING'S SATANIC
You wish "Good morning" to your neighbour
You tip your hat to his wife
You ruffle the hair of their little lad
You live a good natured reasonable life.
You scratch your balls with your left hand
You pick your nose with your right
You laugh out loud at a very funny joke
You start when you're given a fright
But I must tell you the chilling news
All these things they are wrong
They all come from the dark side
On this good earth they don't belong
Because
Everything's Satanic
Everything's debauched
Everything is evil
Every tongue is forked.
You grow your own tomatoes
You take a piss sitting down
You whistle when you walk the dog
You have a tartan dressing gown
You have blue ink in your biro
A yellow cup for your tea
You wave your hand to your friend across the road
With your brothers you agree.
But I must tell you the chilling news
All these things they are wrong
They all come from the dark side
On this good earth they don't belong
Because
Everything's Satanic
Everything's debauched
Everything is evil
Every tongue is forked.
Even the leaves blowing in the breeze
Even the fact that there are trees
Even when you say "thanks" and "please"
Even when you say "those" or "these"
Even the sun up in the sky
Even the apples in your pie
Even the way you knot your tie
Even at the end of your life when you die.
You like your eggs cooked so they're sunny-side up
You ride the dodgems at the fair
You like to dip your toes in the sea
You're very thoughtful and you care.
You wear blue socks upon your feet
You have a parting in your hair
You play a flute and you bang a drum
You're so humble and you are fair.
But I must tell you the chilling news
All these things they are wrong
They all come from the dark side
On this good earth they don't belong
Because
Everything's Satanic
Everything's debauched
Everything is evil
Every tongue is forked.
Everything's Satanic
Everything's Satanic
(Repeat to fade)
(Copyright 2009 Pule Thamex)
3/8/2009 1:58:17 PM
#920714
Old Viking
I prefer the the principal symbol of Christianity. Torture implements are a real turn-on.
3/8/2009 2:32:29 PM
#920716
Fera
I call....bullshit.
3/8/2009 2:36:46 PM
#920759
goddamn, that's one of the craziest things I've read over there.
3/8/2009 4:23:24 PM
#920781
lolwut
CND anyone
3/8/2009 5:32:45 PM
#920796
Osiris
War is peace award?
3/8/2009 5:59:52 PM
#920804
Moonara73
You fucking fail.
3/8/2009 6:09:21 PM
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