(About a gay Mardi Gras parade held in Australia)
And when murderers, rapists, extortioners, thieves, liars and cheats all have a parade to celebrate their unrighteousness, I'll concede that Homosexuality is no greater threat to our civilization than telling Aunt Bertha her new dress looks wonderful, no matter how untruthful that is.
God Bless,
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"And when murderers, rapists, extortioners, thieves, liars and cheats all have a parade to celebrate their unrighteousness"
They do, it's called the RNC .
The key difference between rapists, murderers, liars, theives, and cheaters, and then homosexuals, is that unlike the formers, the latter actually causes no harm to anyone.
Do you know why murderers, rapists, extortionists, and thieves are a threat to society?
They harm people. Homosexual sex doesn't harm people.
Mardi Gras is just a party before the Catholic Church makes your life a depressed mess for 40 days making you give up something you enjoy. And for what? I don't blame people for coming up with Mardi Gras, humans weren't meant to live sad and somber, and sacrafice for something or someone we aren't even sure exists. I think we are all supposed to be happy and enjoy our lives.
Stop with the gay thing. I feel like I'm repeating myself but my state has legalized marriage for gays and we are fine here. If there is a god I think he/she is rather pleased with us.
Tell your Aunt Bertha to take off her horrible looking dress at Mardi Gras and maybe she will get some beads :)
@Devil'sChaplain
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
So what you're saying is that homosexuality is okay only if it's as bad as murder, rape, extortion, thievery, lying and cheating.
You either fail at logic or you're one twisted fucker.
Actually, forget the "either or" part.
When tiny speckled crows fall from the skies, I'll concede that batteries charge by focusing mental waves on them, no matter how bad your headache is.
When cheap shoes produced in low budget factories wear out, I'll concede that different weather patterns are caused by different gods, no matter how many gods there are in total, and if they each have their own 8 bit address allowing for 256 gods in total.
When waterfalls add trace amounts of helium into the air, I'll concede that linoleum patterns is no more important than figuring out what elicited this stupid rant of mikitta's.
And not one second sooner.
I was there - it was fabulous.
A lot of straight folks were there too, celebrating with teh geyz without any fear of catching teh gey.
"than telling Aunt Bertha her new dress looks wonderful, no matter how untruthful that is."
Um, what's particularly wrong with that, since your phrasing implies we're talking about the dress (which won't cause any noteworthy problems by looking hideous) as opposed to Aunt Bertha (who might, for instance, be overweight, which could lead to health problems)?
Murderers, rapists, extortionists, thieves, liars, cheats....
Assemblies of God?
"when murderers, rapists, extortioners, thieves, liars and cheats"
Oh, you mean fundies down the ages then...
"And when murderers, rapists, extortioners, thieves, liars and cheats all have a parade to celebrate their unrighteousness"
It's called the republican convention.
Unless one of the homosexuals in question is a murderer, rapist, extortioner, thief, liar and/or a cheat, then the homosexuals are not harmful to anyone.
Just like anyone else!
murderers, rapists, extortioners, thieves, liars, cheats and Homosexuality
One of these things just doesn't belong here!
And if your Aunt Bertha had balls, she'd be your Uncle Bert.
Oh, she already does? Well, never mind, then.
And when murderers, rapists, extortioners, thieves, liars and cheats...
What's all of that got to do with gays?
1. DevilsChaplain owns the interwebs.
I'll concede that Homosexuality is no greater threat to our civilization than telling Aunt Bertha her Uncle Bert his new dress looks wonderful fabulous , no matter how untruthful that is.
Do you mean in separate groups? Like the Murderers' Marching band, followed by the Rapists' Drill Team, then the Extortionists' Float, Liars' Equestrian Unit, Thieves & Cheats' Choir, etc.?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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