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One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong.

The Rev. Billy Graham, Kansas City Star 73 Comments [3/11/2009 5:25:08 AM]
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Submitted By: ez-c
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Lady Renae

I'm not certain this one should have made it in... Other than the obvious shiny mirror aspect, it isn't quite funny without a bit more context...

3/11/2009 5:28:49 AM

Laughing Man

I love the smell of irony in the morning. :D

3/11/2009 5:30:18 AM

Scooby71

Well for a bit more context:

"One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong. Thus they reject the central truths of the Bible that Christians have held in common for almost 2,000 years and substitute their own beliefs for the clear teaching of Scripture."

Shiny mirror award for sure.

Scripture is clear? A first for me.

3/11/2009 5:42:56 AM

Captain Britannica

No shit, Billy. Now tell me about Jews again.

3/11/2009 5:49:31 AM

Zoo

O_o

3/11/2009 5:55:10 AM

aaa

This is an AK-47. It is one of the most deadliest weapons ever created. And over here is a big drum filled with water. The water contains a normal Perca fluviatilis, also know as the redfin perch. You probably see where this is going.

3/11/2009 6:06:45 AM

MK

The only reason Billy and company can't see the obvious implications here: That mirror is so shiny it blinds them.

3/11/2009 6:08:14 AM

Laughing Man

@aaa
lolz

3/11/2009 6:08:17 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

That booming noise is the sound of every irony meter on the planet going nuclear!

3/11/2009 6:08:25 AM

Thundersqueaks


3/11/2009 6:25:42 AM

Headache

If anything, humans are clear evidence against the notion of a god. No creature capable of making the universe would make something as stupid as human beings.

Billy Graham is the best evidence against god.

3/11/2009 7:09:44 AM

emau99

It sure is, Reverend. It sure is.

3/11/2009 7:13:12 AM

Unbeliever

The good rev is absolutely correct... thats the funny part. Sweet irony...

3/11/2009 7:22:36 AM

a mind far far away

Oh, Billy. Now just take that to it's logical conclusion, and you'll see why we hate you.

3/11/2009 7:24:13 AM

Mister Spak

One more step . . .

3/11/2009 7:24:35 AM

raindrops

If only you could look at the mirror and say what you just said, you might realize something.

3/11/2009 7:31:33 AM

Grigadil

Yeah, so...?

3/11/2009 7:40:11 AM

Prager

I can't believe he isn't aware of the irony of this.

3/11/2009 7:40:19 AM

Metatron

I can supply irony meter needle unwinders if anyone needs one to get the needle off of the top pin.

3/11/2009 7:54:55 AM

Lucilius

I guess Grandpa Billy's confessing that he's too addled to tell right from wrong anymore.

3/11/2009 8:04:09 AM



His mirror is so shiny you could use it in a parabolic telescope.

3/11/2009 8:05:56 AM



You guys are finally getting it! Geez, it took you long enough.


...wait. You're not talking about yourselves, are you.

3/11/2009 8:07:10 AM

Dexter

One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong.

I couldn't agree more. Honestly, I couldn't...

MfG

3/11/2009 8:10:03 AM

draco_nite

One characteristic of religions is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong.

Fixt.

3/11/2009 8:11:47 AM

szena

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

3/11/2009 8:20:27 AM
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