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(What are Liberals?)
They are the stupid of the country who believe the professors in the Universities to hate America. They are usually anti-GOD and Pro-abortion and Pro Gay and anything that feels good at the moment. They are the dumb of the dumb. The dumb and dumber !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They also believe in evolution that every thing exploded and everything is the way it is because of it.You and I came from the sea and eventually grew arms and legs and became man and woman. In other words they don't believe in a GOD. This is what we have running our country today. The usurper President who is Muslim is destroying our country and the dumb put him in office and now he is tired because he likes to party. This has to be the dumbest leaders we ever had in office.
I could go on and on but I am getting sick to my stomach.

Ron4Jesus, Rapture Ready 95 Comments [3/11/2009 9:39:13 AM]
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draco_nite

"The usurper President who is Muslim is destroying our country and the dumb put him in office and now he is tired because he likes to party."

Now THAT'S a new one.

3/11/2009 9:40:51 AM

Chancellor Gorkon

(What are Liberals?)
"They are the stupid of the country who believe the professors in the Universities to hate America."

Once again, I just shake my head.
Stupid. Burns. Etc.

3/11/2009 9:45:42 AM

Grigadil

I say! he's quite inarticulate in his confusion here!

3/11/2009 9:48:02 AM

Zoo

"I could go on and on but I am getting sick to my stomach."

You're not the only one. Let's just say you have no idea what you're talking about, so t\you're making yourself sick over nothing.

3/11/2009 9:50:46 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

This has to be the dumbest leaders we ever had in office.

You never heard George Bush speak in all 8 years of his presidency?

3/11/2009 9:51:21 AM

Big Jilm

Conservatives are the pig fuckers of the country who believe the pasters to hate everyone but their congregation. They are usually anti-intellectual and Pro-incest and Pro country music and wife-beating. They are the dumb of the dumb. The dumb and dumber !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They also believe in creation that every thing poofed into existence and everything is the way it is because of it. You and I came from dirt and a rib and became man and woman. In other words they don't believe in a dogs. This is what we had running our country the last 8 years. That C-student President who is coke-snorter has damned-near destroyed our country and the pig fuckers put him in office and now he is tired because he likes to snort coke, drink, and clear brush. This has to be the dumbest leaders we ever had in office.
I could go on and on but I am getting sick to my stomach.

3/11/2009 9:54:31 AM

Dio Fa

I'm perfectly happy not having Ron's smarts.

3/11/2009 9:57:21 AM

Canadia

"I are the dumb of the dumb"

Here's a TL;DR version of this quote.

3/11/2009 9:59:28 AM

Berny

The usurper President who is Muslim is destroying our country and the dumb put him in office and now he is tired because he likes to party.

Hey, retard, your president, Dubya, took more vacation time while in office than any previous president in history.
Truth hurts but I wish you raptards nothing but the same kind of anguish the sane among us had to endure under eight years of that fuckwit.
Have a nice day.

3/11/2009 10:00:10 AM

Will

Buthurt

3/11/2009 10:00:38 AM



"They are the stupid of the country who believe the professors in the Universities to hate America"

project much? your the one whining about the evilutionists. Also pro-gay and dumb dont go in the same message. You either support fullly equal gay marriage and adoption or your a bigot and/or complete fucking moron. Infact I'd say anyone over the age of 10 who still has imaginary friends is alittle stupid.

3/11/2009 10:04:12 AM

343panic

Liberals are just a bunch of dumby dumb dumb doodoo dumby heads!

... Oh, yeah? Well I'm rubber, you're glue.

3/11/2009 10:05:48 AM

GigaGuess

They are the stupid of the country who believe the professors in the Universities to hate America.
Fair criticisms mean you hate your country. Huh. Why, oh why, then, do you think the founding fathers established freedom of speech, then? Give ya a hint...it's not freedom to say what the government thinks is right...

They are usually anti-GOD and Pro-abortion and Pro Gay and anything that feels good at the moment.
Okay...there are several Christian Liberals...Jesus was one, for the record, before you go screeching that they weren't "real" Christians. Very, very few people are "Pro-Abortion." We call ourselves Pro-Choice for a reason. If a woman chooses to carry a child, more power to her. But she should not be FORCED to do so, particularly when the act of conception wasn't even voluntary, or when the pregnancy is dangerous to the mother. As for "Pro-Gay," if supporting everyone having rights is wrong, then I really don't want to be right, then.

They are the dumb of the dumb. The dumb and dumber !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As opposed to the paragon of intellect you seem to be...

They also believe in evolution that every thing exploded and everything is the way it is because of it.
*Headdesk*
No, we believe that the Big Bang, and Evolution are completely separate things. Just because you guys can't get around the fact that we weren't here since the beginning doesn't mean we can't.

You and I came from the sea and eventually grew arms and legs and became man and woman.
GROSSLY oversimplified, but yeah.

In other words they don't believe in a GOD.
Not necessarily. Many believe that the story of Adam and Eve is an allegory for moving out...getting older, realizing your place in the world, and leaving the idyllic "paradise" of your childhood, and moving on to the real world. Others feel there's no reason God couldn't have guided evolution to the point it is. Others still just disregard that as a fairy tale, but still believe in God, or a higher power of some sort. The two are NOT mutually exclusive.

This is what we have running our country today.
No, he's definitely a Christian. Deal with it.

The usurper President who is Muslim is destroying our country and the dumb put him in office and now he is tired because he likes to party.
First, if he was voted in, he is not a usurper. By literal definition. The power was GRANTED to him. Second, the country is, what, 80% Christian? So...sorry, bucko, but the CHRISTIANS wanted him in. Third, again, he is *NOT* a Muslim. Deal with it. And fourth, you wanna talk about "Tired, because he wants to party?" Do you WANT to talk a little about Dubya's Youthful Indiscretions?

This has to be the dumbest leaders we ever had in office.
By what standard? The fact that he disagrees with you? The fact that he's not pandering to you like Dubya would? Personally, I find that trait to show great integrity and intelligence.

I could go on and on but I am getting sick to my stomach.
Well, don't let a tummy ache get in the way of your rabid little diatribe...

3/11/2009 10:06:32 AM

Thundersqueaks

Someone's got a severe case of the Grumpy Gus's.

3/11/2009 10:06:49 AM

Evil Pirate Captain Mel

What are christians? They are retards of this country who are making the rest of us look bad. They are anti-intelligence, Pro-Stupidity and Pro-Intolerance and they feel that if anything feels good, it is automatically evil and should be avoided at all costs. They believe that some invisible man in the sky spoke a few magic words and everything just poofed into existence. In other words, they are gullible idiots. This is who is trying to run our country today. Our fabulous President, who they keep claiming is muslim, is doing his best to clean up the mess left by our last President, who is just as retarded as his fellow christians. History has shown that Bush was the WORST leader we have ever had.
I could go on, but I want to rip Ron4Jesus' mustache off and and shove it up his ass.
I fucking hate christians.

Fixed!

3/11/2009 10:07:00 AM

mwf

@Big Jilm,

Don't forget the Shrub's DWI status, or Cheney's for that matter.

3/11/2009 10:07:07 AM

EvoPagan

Classic Ron4Jesus: Education is bad and suspect, pro-choice and pro-gay rights is teh debbil, evolution makes no sense (compared to a talking snake with legs and a rib woman) and Obammybamamamabamyboy is a Muslim. Hey, at least he spelled Muslim right and didn't say "Muslin".

3/11/2009 10:15:16 AM

EvoPagan

Classic Ron4Jesus: Education is bad and suspect, pro-choice and pro-gay rights is teh debbil, evolution makes no sense (compared to a talking snake with legs and a rib woman) and Obammybamamamabamyboy is a Muslim. Hey, at least he spelled Muslim right and didn't say "Muslin".

3/11/2009 10:18:22 AM

Headache

I could go on and on but I am getting sick to my stomach.

Personally, I'm more worried about your brain than your stomach. The brain seems to be where all your problems are located.

3/11/2009 10:30:51 AM

Ozzie

The whole thing is silly but "and now he is tired because he like to party" made me laugh.

Ron is just jealous because he isn't invited to the Wed evening cocktail parties at the White House. If Pres Obama is tired it's because he is working hard to fix all the problems left to him by the REAL President of Partying, George W. (In his younger days)

3/11/2009 10:36:26 AM

Xotan

Read your fucking Bible. Proverbs to be specific. Liberals are praised there!

As to liberals believing or not in a God, being a liberal has nothing to do with one's religious tenets.

You, however, are showing what I can only describe as a democratic deficit. Obama was freely elected and is in line the the US constitution in what he does. You, Ron, are against your country's constitution. Perhaps you are even a danger to your country. A little treasonable?

3/11/2009 10:38:36 AM

Wehpudicabok

I was about 97% sure this was a Poe, because it contains both the sentence "The dumb and dumber !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and the word "usurper." Then I saw the name.

3/11/2009 10:42:15 AM



Shut the fuck up Ron, you hysterical bitch. Every post you make comes across like you're about to crap your pants. Oh and I LOL when you call Liberals and the President dumb considering you couldn't find your ass with both hands and a flashlight.

3/11/2009 10:45:38 AM

Princess Rot

It's a cliché but: WHARRGARBL

3/11/2009 10:46:53 AM

Doctor Whom

But he used the Exclamation Points of Righteousness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Therefore, everything he says has to be true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/11/2009 10:50:56 AM
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