(mominohio: Is it a sin for mom's To be a little sad about the forth coming rapture? I love Jesus with all my heart and soul, but a piece of me feels sad that I won't see my boys grow up.)
The way I think about it is I would rather my son be in Heaven with Christ then here on the faulty earth. While Im here with him I will make the best of it but if I dont see him grow up completely its ok as I know we will be with Jesus then
As for being pregnant in the rapture, well I am pregnant now too and I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there. for some reason thats how I could see the rapture! Will it happen in the next 9 mo, who knows but either way I know that its in Gods hands and I trust him 100%
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Is it a sin for a mother to be sad about not seeing her children grow up...?
It's a shame that these people have to worry that everything is a sin. I feel sorry for them when I see them talk like that.
"pregnant in the rapture", hmm here’s an alternative scenario for you to ponder. What happens to all those Xtians fapping off to bloodthirsty rapture fantasies when the rapture happens? "Damn it, I’m in for it now. I just got St Peter in the eye with a money shot."
"The way I think about it is I would rather my son be in heaven with Christ than here on this faulty earth".
Didn't jesus say something to the extent of "woe to the pregnant and nursing mothers in those days"? Yeah, he did. How cool would it be for you to burn in hell for eternity for your blasphemy and heresies. Yeah, that would rock.
I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there
I want someone to calculate the upward velocity of a Rapturite, mitigated by the downward ejection speed of an unsaved fetus. Given an altitude of 1,000 meters, how long would it take said fetus to hit the ground?
WHOA, delusion FTL!!! WHY do you morons keep on screwing if you think this way? Oh, right, can't tell hubby no under your bible law. Geez. And people think MY belief system is screwy.
I guess we will be reading in the news about how some Rapture Ready Retard let his child die, or even killed him, huh?
In the next 9 months, huh? I am bookmarking this, and will ask you in 9 months why are you still here.... again.
(EvoPagan)
*soft chuckle*
Well, your belief system has statements like "all acts of love and pleasure are My rituals", two things that are anathema to fools such as the RR-tards.
Is it a sin for mom's To be a little sad about the forth coming rapture? I love Jesus with all my heart and soul, but a piece of me feels sad that I won't see my boys grow up.
The fact that you have to ask this is pretty sad tbh.
I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there. for some reason thats how I could see the rapture!
But of course you do. You idiots made up the Rapture to be your get-out-of-jail card that means you won't have to die, grow old, or do your taxes; of course you think it will get you out of having to give birth too.
Well, it won't. You're not special. You're a mammal. Use condoms. Please.
Ugh this is depressing and stupid.
Why don't you forget about the rapture and just concentrate on those boys growing up. Didn't your Jesus tell you not to worry about tommorow?
As for the "easy birth" you mentioned... no chance xD
Great googly moogly. There's one in my state.
You love Jeebus with your entire heart and soul, but part of you only feels sad at the thought you won't see your boys live their full lives?
Priorities, lady. Get some.
"Will it happen in the next 9 mo"
Remember when someone was SO sure about the (C)Rapture?:
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Read it & weep, Ruptured Retards. And you wonder why we in FSTDT refer to you as that?
"As for being pregnant in the rapture, well I am pregnant now too and I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there. for some reason thats how I could see the rapture!"
What if your fetus gets raptured but you don't? That could be a bloody mess.
"well I am pregnant now too and I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there."
Translation: "I really don't want to undergo the pain of childbirth, but I let my husband put it in me unprotected anyway. Since I'm strongly against abortion for any reason, I'm just going to hope the world ends before I actually have to deal with becoming a mother.
Funny, and sad.
Poor kids.
I don't get how the Rapture works. Do pregnant women suddenly get un-pregnant and find themselves with a baby? Does the baby then stay a baby forever, or does it grow up? If so, does it keep aging until it's ancient, or does it stop at 20 or so?
And what would happen with my father? His father died when my father was 12. Would his father revert to 20? That's 10 years before my father was born, so my father wouldn't even know him. And if my father, who died at 81, became 20 again, his father wouldn't know him either, since he never saw him grown up.
I don't think these RR folks have really worked this out.
"I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there."
Huh, I figure abortion would accomplish pretty much the same thing, yet they're so vehemently against that...
Some words have no meaning to some people. Words as: general anesthesia, c-section, contraception, pain killers... And that's a pitty.
John wrote:
"I don't get how the Rapture works. Do pregnant women suddenly get un-pregnant and find themselves with a baby? Does the baby then stay a baby forever, or does it grow up? If so, does it keep aging until it's ancient, or does it stop at 20 or so?" I think you're supposed to turn into some ageless New-Agey being of pure spirit who just spends all eternity basking in the glory of God, or something. You won't be reunited with your loved ones, but you won't care , because you're having too much fun sucking in God's orgasmic drug-orgy of awesomeness.
Well, i guess the rapture didn't occur in the 9 months of your pregnancy. Protip: it's not likely to happen at all. Just think about all the people before you, waiting for the same thing and then finally, disappointed on their death beds realizing, that it was all bogus. But hey, be as gullible as you want, it's no concern of mine, i just find it a little bit silly, that's all.
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