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(mominohio: Is it a sin for mom's To be a little sad about the forth coming rapture? I love Jesus with all my heart and soul, but a piece of me feels sad that I won't see my boys grow up.)

The way I think about it is I would rather my son be in Heaven with Christ then here on the faulty earth. While Im here with him I will make the best of it but if I dont see him grow up completely its ok as I know we will be with Jesus then

As for being pregnant in the rapture, well I am pregnant now too and I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there. for some reason thats how I could see the rapture! Will it happen in the next 9 mo, who knows but either way I know that its in Gods hands and I trust him 100%

ThyKingdomCome, RaptureReady 56 Comments [3/11/2009 6:53:02 PM]
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Dark_Lord_Prime

"Will it happen in the next 9 mo..."

No, nor in the next 9 millennia.

3/11/2009 7:01:26 PM

tracer

Better kill your kid now, before he reaches the Age of Acoountability!

3/11/2009 7:03:07 PM

Old Viking

You folks are slow learners.

3/11/2009 7:15:04 PM

seraphicreverie

How pathetic. Learn to accept reality, quit deluding yourself.

3/11/2009 7:16:01 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

The way I think about it is I would rather my son be in Heaven with Christ then here on the faulty earth.

Isn't that what Andrea Yates said?

3/11/2009 7:17:17 PM

ModernBunny

Is it a sin for a mother to be sad about not seeing her children grow up...?

It's a shame that these people have to worry that everything is a sin. I feel sorry for them when I see them talk like that.

3/11/2009 7:22:29 PM

Amanda

Ask a stupid question... :-)

3/11/2009 7:22:57 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

"pregnant in the rapture", hmm here’s an alternative scenario for you to ponder. What happens to all those Xtians fapping off to bloodthirsty rapture fantasies when the rapture happens? "Damn it, I’m in for it now. I just got St Peter in the eye with a money shot."

3/11/2009 7:38:59 PM

Mudak

... and this is why some people shouldn't be allowed to get laid. There might be a pregnancy and the poor children would have to deal with their mother's shit for far too long.

3/11/2009 7:42:14 PM



"The way I think about it is I would rather my son be in heaven with Christ than here on this faulty earth".


I always wonder why the Rapture Ready types, who believe in Creation, never see it as a sin to be constantly dissing God's earth and chomping at the bit to escape it.

3/11/2009 7:50:52 PM

a mind far far away

Didn't jesus say something to the extent of "woe to the pregnant and nursing mothers in those days"? Yeah, he did. How cool would it be for you to burn in hell for eternity for your blasphemy and heresies. Yeah, that would rock.

3/11/2009 7:57:29 PM

Illuminatalie

I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there
Poof! You have a baby. Whoosh! You're getting spewed across heaven. So this is the kind of thing you spent the last 20 years thinking about. Small wonder your state of learning and development would be considered crude in comparison to a colony of termites.

3/11/2009 8:05:31 PM



"faulty earth!" That is the only bit of reason and truth in the whole post.

3/11/2009 8:20:23 PM

Lucilius

I want someone to calculate the upward velocity of a Rapturite, mitigated by the downward ejection speed of an unsaved fetus. Given an altitude of 1,000 meters, how long would it take said fetus to hit the ground?

3/11/2009 8:28:09 PM

John_in_Oz

I know when it will be! The bible clearly says the first Christians were living in the end times. The world ended then.
Your heretical attempt to put reality ahead of the bible means you will burn in hellfire for eternity.

3/11/2009 8:29:59 PM

EvoPagan

WHOA, delusion FTL!!! WHY do you morons keep on screwing if you think this way? Oh, right, can't tell hubby no under your bible law. Geez. And people think MY belief system is screwy.

3/11/2009 8:43:43 PM

Thejebusfire




"that the baby would just poof be there."

I thought that babies were born with sin?

3/11/2009 9:04:19 PM

elover

Fail. So creepy and pathetic.

3/11/2009 9:12:35 PM

Vince

why they don't they hang up a sign? "Rapture: just around the corner for the past two thousand years..."

3/11/2009 9:30:55 PM

Nowonmai

I guess we will be reading in the news about how some Rapture Ready Retard let his child die, or even killed him, huh?

In the next 9 months, huh? I am bookmarking this, and will ask you in 9 months why are you still here.... again.

3/11/2009 9:40:30 PM

Classic

I thought that original sin was part of most Christian dogmas? Wouldn't a baby in=utero count as a sinner and be rejected?

3/11/2009 11:17:06 PM

aaa

What?

3/11/2009 11:26:29 PM

Rat of Steel

(EvoPagan)
"Geez. And people think MY belief system is screwy."


*soft chuckle*

Well, your belief system has statements like "all acts of love and pleasure are My rituals", two things that are anathema to fools such as the RR-tards.

3/11/2009 11:30:35 PM



Is it a sin for mom's To be a little sad about the forth coming rapture? I love Jesus with all my heart and soul, but a piece of me feels sad that I won't see my boys grow up.

The fact that you have to ask this is pretty sad tbh.

3/11/2009 11:57:36 PM

Paschal Wagner

I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there. for some reason thats how I could see the rapture!

But of course you do. You idiots made up the Rapture to be your get-out-of-jail card that means you won't have to die, grow old, or do your taxes; of course you think it will get you out of having to give birth too.

Well, it won't. You're not special. You're a mammal. Use condoms. Please.

3/12/2009 12:08:57 AM
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