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(mominohio: Is it a sin for mom's To be a little sad about the forth coming rapture? I love Jesus with all my heart and soul, but a piece of me feels sad that I won't see my boys grow up.)

The way I think about it is I would rather my son be in Heaven with Christ then here on the faulty earth. While Im here with him I will make the best of it but if I dont see him grow up completely its ok as I know we will be with Jesus then

As for being pregnant in the rapture, well I am pregnant now too and I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there. for some reason thats how I could see the rapture! Will it happen in the next 9 mo, who knows but either way I know that its in Gods hands and I trust him 100%

ThyKingdomCome, RaptureReady 56 Comments [3/11/2009 6:53:02 PM]
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solomongrundy

'Is it a sin for mom's To be a little sad about the forth coming rapture?'

Of course it is. Everything you do except praise your deity is a sin. Every true fundie knows that.

3/12/2009 12:23:28 AM

solomongrundy

'Is it a sin for mom's To be a little sad about the forth coming rapture?'

Of course it is. Everything you do except praise your deity is a sin. Every true fundie knows that.

3/12/2009 12:23:49 AM

LM

I wouldn't cancel Lamaze class, lady.

3/12/2009 12:28:10 AM

Pule Thamex

I'm afraid you and yours are going to go in the opposite direction to the one that you hope for. It'll be not so much a whoosh as a splat.

3/12/2009 12:51:32 AM

spaceamoeba

Ugh this is depressing and stupid.

Why don't you forget about the rapture and just concentrate on those boys growing up. Didn't your Jesus tell you not to worry about tommorow?

As for the "easy birth" you mentioned... no chance xD


3/12/2009 1:28:56 AM

LDM

Anyone else feeling the urge to call DCFS on these people?

3/12/2009 1:59:11 AM



Sad. Very sad. She is so sincere and yet so...just sad.

3/12/2009 2:21:32 AM

Fishcakes

Just fuckin' drink the Koolaid already, we all know you want to.

3/12/2009 3:27:41 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Unfit to be a parent.

3/12/2009 3:50:46 AM

Millions of Dead Fundies

Perhaps you 14-year-olds should stop getting preggo so early and stay in English class.

3/12/2009 4:00:24 AM

Orion

This shit right here is why religion is bad for the brain.

3/12/2009 4:27:49 AM

Mister Spak

But what if the rapture happens and your baby is just a bunch of stem cells?

3/12/2009 4:49:31 AM

Poisoned Rationality

Great googly moogly. There's one in my state.

You love Jeebus with your entire heart and soul, but part of you only feels sad at the thought you won't see your boys live their full lives?

Priorities, lady. Get some.

3/12/2009 6:05:34 AM



"Will it happen in the next 9 mo"

Remember when someone was SO sure about the (C)Rapture?:



Read it & weep, Ruptured Retards. And you wonder why we in FSTDT refer to you as that?

3/12/2009 6:21:43 AM

oop

"As for being pregnant in the rapture, well I am pregnant now too and I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there. for some reason thats how I could see the rapture!"

What if your fetus gets raptured but you don't? That could be a bloody mess.

3/12/2009 6:56:16 AM

Elphada

Just a piece? You'd have to drag me kicking and screaming as I would not leave my child. A gentle and forgiving deity would not expect a mother to leave her children. You guys shriek about abortion and family values but you're ready o dump your little ones for your gem studded mansion. It makes me sick.

3/12/2009 7:53:38 AM



Christ is a title not a name you fcuktard.

3/12/2009 10:14:57 AM

The L

"well I am pregnant now too and I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there."

Translation: "I really don't want to undergo the pain of childbirth, but I let my husband put it in me unprotected anyway. Since I'm strongly against abortion for any reason, I'm just going to hope the world ends before I actually have to deal with becoming a mother.

3/12/2009 10:45:08 AM



Funny, and sad.

Poor kids.

3/12/2009 11:01:02 AM

tracer

The people who predicted the Rapture on October 28, 1992 weren't TRUE Christians!

3/12/2009 11:04:20 AM

anti-nonsense

why do fundies hate the planet so much even though they believe it was created by God?

3/12/2009 6:58:48 PM

John

I don't get how the Rapture works. Do pregnant women suddenly get un-pregnant and find themselves with a baby? Does the baby then stay a baby forever, or does it grow up? If so, does it keep aging until it's ancient, or does it stop at 20 or so?

And what would happen with my father? His father died when my father was 12. Would his father revert to 20? That's 10 years before my father was born, so my father wouldn't even know him. And if my father, who died at 81, became 20 again, his father wouldn't know him either, since he never saw him grown up.

I don't think these RR folks have really worked this out.

3/12/2009 7:03:58 PM

Will B.

"I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there."

Huh, I figure abortion would accomplish pretty much the same thing, yet they're so vehemently against that...

3/12/2009 9:52:14 PM

Clown

Some words have no meaning to some people. Words as: general anesthesia, c-section, contraception, pain killers... And that's a pitty.

3/12/2009 10:59:35 PM

NoGodsEver

Bat. Shit. Insane.

3/13/2009 12:40:24 AM
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