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(mominohio: Is it a sin for mom's To be a little sad about the forth coming rapture? I love Jesus with all my heart and soul, but a piece of me feels sad that I won't see my boys grow up.)

The way I think about it is I would rather my son be in Heaven with Christ then here on the faulty earth. While Im here with him I will make the best of it but if I dont see him grow up completely its ok as I know we will be with Jesus then

As for being pregnant in the rapture, well I am pregnant now too and I have always thought how cool it would be to be pregnant and not have to give birth, that the baby would just poof be there. for some reason thats how I could see the rapture! Will it happen in the next 9 mo, who knows but either way I know that its in Gods hands and I trust him 100%

ThyKingdomCome, RaptureReady 57 Comments [3/11/2009 6:53:02 PM]
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It's kinda depressing that these dipshits are entitled to reproductive organs.

3/13/2009 3:09:20 AM


John wrote:

"I don't get how the Rapture works. Do pregnant women suddenly get un-pregnant and find themselves with a baby? Does the baby then stay a baby forever, or does it grow up? If so, does it keep aging until it's ancient, or does it stop at 20 or so?"

I think you're supposed to turn into some ageless New-Agey being of pure spirit who just spends all eternity basking in the glory of God, or something. You won't be reunited with your loved ones, but you won't care, because you're having too much fun sucking in God's orgasmic drug-orgy of awesomeness.

3/13/2009 3:22:46 PM


It's like making kids believe in the boogie man ! It's so easy !

3/14/2009 3:12:38 AM


Well, i guess the rapture didn't occur in the 9 months of your pregnancy. Protip: it's not likely to happen at all. Just think about all the people before you, waiting for the same thing and then finally, disappointed on their death beds realizing, that it was all bogus. But hey, be as gullible as you want, it's no concern of mine, i just find it a little bit silly, that's all.

2/9/2011 9:23:00 AM


Your entire theology was invented out of a couple of out-of-context Bible verses under a century ago and you only believe it because it lets you feel special.

8/29/2012 1:28:12 AM


I hope the birth went well. A pity, though, that the poor kid has drawn a complete moron for a mother in the great lottery of life.

8/30/2012 6:02:09 AM

These people live some very boring but frightened lives worrying about sin left, right and centre

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