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Anyone who knows me at all knows that I break down creationist biology into four main components: design, natural evil, systematics, speciation, and biogeography.

Todd Wood, Todd's Blog 92 Comments [3/13/2009 12:00:24 PM]
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mwf

Four you say?

oh, yeah, first comment!

3/13/2009 12:03:22 PM

zaatheist

And I am starting my first basic arithmetic class tomorrow.

3/13/2009 12:05:12 PM



I'm guessing maths isn't your speciality..

3/13/2009 12:06:06 PM

Zabimaru

Counting to four is hard when you have to battle all that natural evil!

3/13/2009 12:06:13 PM

mwf

Todd's Blog does say five. Transsciption error apparently. The rest of the blog entry is pure drivel, of course.

3/13/2009 12:07:08 PM

mwf

Oh how I long for the edit button!

3/13/2009 12:08:33 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Also, anyone that knows Todd realizes that he is a complete and utter douchebag that believes in creationism.

Natural evil as explanation for complexity? WTF?

3/13/2009 12:10:35 PM

ausador

The sneaky bastard edited it...it said four when I voted to approve this.

and lol at natural evil...

3/13/2009 12:13:51 PM

Berny

Anyone who knows creationists knows that they're cretins.

3/13/2009 12:17:24 PM

Reckoner

No comments allowed on his blog. How predictable. I thought Creationists were all about the academic freedom and freedom of speech.

3/13/2009 12:18:14 PM

Runehawk

One...Two...FIVE!

Um, Three sir...

Right, yeah, THREE! (Hurls Holy Handgrenade)....

3/13/2009 12:18:21 PM



I break down Star Fleet technology into four main components: Subspace physics, Heisenberg-compensated fabrication, antimatter reactions, and xenobiology. But that still doesn't make Star Trek real.

3/13/2009 12:18:24 PM

buddt

Another home schooled fundie try to strike back at those evil scientist and their evil theory of evolution .I guess math must also be a evil subject as well,becae I counted 6 components..Wait unless he is counting in god days.

3/13/2009 12:19:15 PM

EvoPagan

I see you have much in common with the ignorant sod who wrote that bit in the babble about insects having four legs.

3/13/2009 12:20:08 PM

Thammuz

Gee todd that four sure looks like a five to me...

3/13/2009 12:20:46 PM

aaa

It doesn't even try to make sense. Trolls, go wild.

3/13/2009 12:23:18 PM

enna

The real four components of creationist biology are bullshit, lies, fairytales, and ignorance.

3/13/2009 12:25:01 PM

Todd Dont Know Sheit

What the hell is biogeography? A living earth? That's Wiccan-talk you bloody Atheist-Muslim-Liberal-Nazi-Satanist-Hippy!

3/13/2009 12:25:07 PM



I believe thats five sir.

3/13/2009 12:28:46 PM

emau99

How do you break down creationist arithmetic, Todd?

3/13/2009 12:28:48 PM

solomongrundy

Anyone who knows me at all knows that I break down creationist biology into four main components: deception, lying for Jesus, ignorance and bullshit.

Plus, I can add up to four! I guess being an engineer in RL has its advantages...

3/13/2009 12:29:31 PM

Papabear

Good job, Todd. Your Nobel prize is in the mail.

3/13/2009 12:30:41 PM



Is this the guy who said, "I can sum it up in three words: Evolution is a lie"?

3/13/2009 12:31:12 PM

Tom S. Fox

That was me, by the way.

3/13/2009 12:31:41 PM

Lucilius

Todd's mind breaks down into four main components: teh stoopid, lies, backassward understanding, logical fallacy generator and a defective calculator.

3/13/2009 12:32:45 PM
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