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[On the FSM]

first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “pastafarian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.

HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous monster in place of God and Jesus. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me, i have been sent by the BDSM, i mean FSM, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.

Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!

I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.

God damn you all, you idiots. DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!

sfg, Chruch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 129 Comments [3/14/2009 10:53:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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HardlyHarHar

HOW DARE YOU! YOU!

Pot kettle..

WTF!

3/14/2009 10:56:29 AM

Headache

Ahh yes the good ole blasphemy. What is it in reality? Blasphemy I mean? Very simple really..

Blasphemy; The art of feeling insulted on behalf of imaginary beings.

3/14/2009 10:58:53 AM

aaa

I see you don't even have a sense of humor.

3/14/2009 11:02:13 AM

Katsuro

I'm almost certain this is a repeat from the old FSTDT.

I know I read it on the actual FSM site, maybe I've just gotten confused.

3/14/2009 11:04:11 AM

HardlyHarHar

"What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!"

Sense of humour fail...

3/14/2009 11:04:56 AM



"What kind of Psycho makes a church (so that he doesn't have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!"
Mirror, Mirror in my hand who's the dumbest in the land?

3/14/2009 11:09:54 AM

Efrain

I made that last comment.

3/14/2009 11:10:08 AM

molly malone

Erm...uh...sfg, get a dictionary and look up the word "satire."

3/14/2009 11:11:06 AM

Ayersy

The ironing is delicious....Oh wait, I meant irony.

3/14/2009 11:12:17 AM

Reckoner

Why is sfg trying to stamp on the religion freedom of all good Pastafarians? Why is sfg so anti-American???!

3/14/2009 11:15:02 AM

Thinking Allowed

Project much?

3/14/2009 11:17:35 AM

Thinking Allowed

I'm also thinking poe on this one.

3/14/2009 11:18:26 AM

Moondog

YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated,
Wait 'til YOU are touched by his noodly appendage.

3/14/2009 11:27:40 AM

MozMode

Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a BOOK OF FAIRY TALES, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!

Fixed. Sounds like Christianity to me.

3/14/2009 11:31:41 AM

343panic

If the FSM could give the finger...

3/14/2009 11:35:03 AM

KT

If this is for real, we should all be awed by being in the presence of such a deep thinker.

3/14/2009 11:38:22 AM

Higgs Boson

"I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!!"

Obvious Poe is obvious.

3/14/2009 11:38:44 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Whoooosh

The FSM flew completely over sfg's head.

3/14/2009 11:40:28 AM

Falyne

I agree! FSM is a false, evil religion!

It is of the Basement Cat, and to it, I haz a shun.

3/14/2009 11:41:09 AM



first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “Christian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships an imaginary man in the clouds? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? The FSM would like a word with him.

HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous man in place of the FSM. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho Christian” or “look at me, i have been sent by Jesus, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.

Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho writes up a book of fairy tales, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!

I SAY, humans invented the Bible around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.

God damn you all, you idiots. DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DISBAND THIS DAMN RELIGION!

Fixed.

3/14/2009 11:41:52 AM

Mister Spak

That thing in the mirror is fucking ugly, isn't it?

3/14/2009 11:48:00 AM

Grigadil

...

Yeah right.

3/14/2009 11:48:29 AM



*On FSM*

"DON'T MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!"

*On criticizms of Christianity"

"FREEDOM OF RELIGION! FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FIRST AMENDMENT! STOP PERSECUTING MY BELIEF!"

3/14/2009 11:56:34 AM

Old Viking

Imagine being stuck with that brain.

3/14/2009 12:07:46 PM

Idgas

Just because your skydaddy is a false deity and the holy FSM has been proven real time after time - STOP BEING A SORE LOSER!

AND KISS THE TAINT OF THE BLESSED FSM

3/14/2009 12:08:18 PM
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