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The You Even Freak Out Jesus Award

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Hubby and I both bawl all day long!!!

Hubby says that while he is working (he owns his own paint contracting company), and starts to think about Jesus and His return and the tears start to flow. Or while He is saying the Lord's Prayer, he breaks out in tears. He says he sobs when thinking about Jesus' return and seeing Him face to face. He says also when he remembers certain passages, like John 14:6, "Jesus said to him, I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me."

I too have been breaking down in tears and literally sobbing. My heart is overwhelmed and it is overflowing with the love that Jesus has for me. I can barely listen to a song that praises Jesus without bawling. Reading the Bible yesterday had me in tears. Reading some of the threads on this board make me break down.

But I think it is because the Holy Spirit is quickening our hearts. He is talking to us, now - more than ever and is calling us home. He is warning us and preparing us. Jesus IS coming. I think the entire Bride has heard His voice. He is giving us the urgency of the imminent return of Jesus for His Bride, and how important it is that we witness to as many as we can.

These tears are tears of joy IMHO. We long to be with our Father, and our Father has given us this yearning. I can only imagine that God is looking around the place that Jesus is/has prepared for us and is making sure everything is perfect. God is ready to tell His Son to, "Go get your Bride"!!!!

It won't be long now. Shout it from the rooftops!! Jesus is coming soon. He is Lord and Master and is getting ready to show Himself like never before!!!

Come Lord Jesus!!!

Chicken5516, RaptureReady 156 Comments [3/16/2009 2:20:49 PM]
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Captain Britannica

Somebody slap the hysterical bitch, stat!

3/16/2009 2:20:49 PM

m52nickerson

......or you both need some Prozac!

3/16/2009 2:21:31 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

Sir, your wife is hysterica, I'll talk to yo.... oh wait :P

3/16/2009 2:22:24 PM

Pookie

Someone needs to get a hobby.

3/16/2009 2:23:59 PM

muters

I'd probably cry too if I was destined to become a dead man's bride.

3/16/2009 2:27:47 PM

jesus-face tortilla

so jesus is going to EXPOSE HIMSELF to his tearful, sobbing BRIDE and then TAKE HER HOME... i don't want to imagine what kind of horrible spiritual defloration comes next in this retarded fantasy.

all across the land, the fundies fap -- and in this case, they're right about masturbation causing insanity...

3/16/2009 2:29:04 PM



...is it me or is this vaguely arousing?

3/16/2009 2:30:11 PM

Dexter

Wow, this is delusion par excellence.

MfG

3/16/2009 2:33:16 PM

Illuminatalie

I know this should make me sad, but the mental pictures this gives me make me laugh uncontrollably.

3/16/2009 2:35:13 PM

Illuminatalie

#924746 - haha, comment of the day. But - it may just be you.

3/16/2009 2:35:58 PM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

Why you cryin'?

3/16/2009 2:36:42 PM

Agnostic Antagonist

I can't imagine how unbearable it must be to converse with either of these gibbering, hysterical twats.

3/16/2009 2:41:39 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Apart from some name changes, isn't this the plot of Muppets From Space?

3/16/2009 2:45:49 PM

WMDKitty

That's clinical depression. Get to a psychiatrist, and get some meds.

3/16/2009 2:45:59 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Apart from some name changes, isn't this the plot of Muppets From Space?

3/16/2009 2:47:36 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Oops. Accidental repost from me. I shall say two "Hail Mary, Mary, Why You Buggin'?"s for penance and two "Very Model of a Modern Major General"s for Penzance.

3/16/2009 2:55:01 PM

BobsOldSocks

See a mental health care professional ASAP.

3/16/2009 2:57:38 PM

Amanda

I originally read "bawl" as "brawl". Needless to say, the post was not as interesting as I thought it would be.

3/16/2009 2:58:22 PM

solomongrundy

You don't have to be insane to join RR, but it helps.

3/16/2009 2:58:51 PM

Paschal Wagner

He is Lord and Master and is getting ready to show Himself like never before!!!


3/16/2009 3:02:55 PM

dpareja

@Illuminatalie: Yeah, me too.

3/16/2009 3:03:25 PM

avatar

Is this what bipolar disorder looks like?

3/16/2009 3:06:20 PM

Ken

If you replaced the words "God", "Jesus" and "Bible" with anything else, people would tell you to get a life.

3/16/2009 3:07:44 PM

hmcook87

I guess thinking Jesus is coming back any minute now for your entire life could cause depression. These people don't seem to have given up hope yet though, they interpret their unstable emotional states as a sign that the end of their miserable existence is now just moments away. Which will only lead to their emotions becoming more and more frayed as the years wear on, with no Jesus in sight.

3/16/2009 3:08:44 PM

a mind far far away

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Oh wait, yes I do. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/16/2009 3:16:56 PM
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