Freaky Fantasy Award
For those who's fantasies are just plain freaky
I want to see that in real life, in real time! Beautiful picture Steve! When we see Jesus we are all going to be bawling our eyes out Chicken, you won't be alone! I'm just going to take mine out of their sockets, give them to Jesus and ask him to wipe them dry, then pop then back in so I can see.
cocopea9052, RaptureReady 13 Comments
[3/15/2009 4:38:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 26
So, where can I score some of what *you've* been smoking -- it sounds like it's some good shit!
3/15/2009 8:31:28 PM
what the everloving fuck? if your jeebus existed I'm sure he'd have better things to do than tend to your lacrimal woes.
3/16/2009 4:33:06 AM
So, you are going to give your eyes to a mexican gardener. That is some dedication.
3/16/2009 10:30:46 AM
I... I don't want Jesus to dry my eyeballs. It sounds painful. Don't they have tissues in heaven? Like, really soft tissues? It being heaven and all.
3/22/2009 1:21:37 PM
EWWWW! Why not just wipe your face and eyes with a hankie like a normal person?
3/23/2009 3:56:43 PM
I need eye bleach.
6/28/2009 7:15:08 PM
That's ok, because Ben Stein will be right there with some Clear Eyes for you.
6/29/2009 3:31:08 AM
Dude, stop bothering Jesus with your stupidity! He helped needy but not the ones that did the self-mutilation.
6/29/2009 3:36:07 AM
If you did that to Jesus, he'd probably just give you a "Dude, What the Fuck?!" Speech
7/17/2009 9:25:27 AM
"I want to see that in real life, in real time! Beautiful picture Steve! When we see Jesus we are all going to be bawling our eyes out Chicken, you won't be alone! I'm just going to take mine out of their sockets, give them to Jesus and ask him to wipe them dry, then pop then back in so I can see."
7/17/2009 12:01:04 PM
Eye scream for Jesus?
8/28/2012 3:04:35 PM
Will he give them a nice spit shine so you will have perfect eyesight?
Anon-e-moose I like your wtf cat, wild!
10/11/2012 4:33:17 PM
As I believe the young folk say, "oooh, snap!"
10/11/2012 5:00:53 PM