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Quote# 60605

I want to see that in real life, in real time! Beautiful picture Steve! When we see Jesus we are all going to be bawling our eyes out Chicken, you won't be alone! I'm just going to take mine out of their sockets, give them to Jesus and ask him to wipe them dry, then pop then back in so I can see.

cocopea9052, RaptureReady 13 Comments [3/15/2009 4:38:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 29
WTF?! || meh
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WMDKitty

So, where can I score some of what *you've* been smoking -- it sounds like it's some good shit!

3/15/2009 8:31:28 PM

C_V


what the everloving fuck? if your jeebus existed I'm sure he'd have better things to do than tend to your lacrimal woes.

3/16/2009 4:33:06 AM

aaa

So, you are going to give your eyes to a mexican gardener. That is some dedication.

3/16/2009 10:30:46 AM

Paradox

I... I don't want Jesus to dry my eyeballs. It sounds painful. Don't they have tissues in heaven? Like, really soft tissues? It being heaven and all.

3/22/2009 1:21:37 PM

anti-nonsense

EWWWW! Why not just wipe your face and eyes with a hankie like a normal person?

3/23/2009 3:56:43 PM

Mollyz

I need eye bleach.

6/28/2009 7:15:08 PM

EvoPagan

That's ok, because Ben Stein will be right there with some Clear Eyes for you.

6/29/2009 3:31:08 AM

Clown

Dude, stop bothering Jesus with your stupidity! He helped needy but not the ones that did the self-mutilation.

6/29/2009 3:36:07 AM

TheReligiousCommie

If you did that to Jesus, he'd probably just give you a "Dude, What the Fuck?!" Speech

7/17/2009 9:25:27 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I want to see that in real life, in real time! Beautiful picture Steve! When we see Jesus we are all going to be bawling our eyes out Chicken, you won't be alone! I'm just going to take mine out of their sockets, give them to Jesus and ask him to wipe them dry, then pop then back in so I can see."



7/17/2009 12:01:04 PM

HappyGazpacho

Eye scream for Jesus?

8/28/2012 3:04:35 PM

craig

Will he give them a nice spit shine so you will have perfect eyesight?

Anon-e-moose I like your wtf cat, wild!


10/11/2012 4:33:17 PM

Dr.Shrinker

@ HappyGazpacho

As I believe the young folk say, "oooh, snap!"

10/11/2012 5:00:53 PM
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