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Physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity'. And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus...

Paradigm, RaptureReady 120 Comments [3/17/2009 3:17:44 AM]
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Bollocks it is..

3/17/2009 3:20:31 AM


So there's no Jesus in outer space?

3/17/2009 3:22:16 AM


"so-called 'force of gravity'"? ::snort:: This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

Of course, by week's end, I'll have seen something even dumber.

3/17/2009 3:22:41 AM

Pule Thamex

Tee hee! Like little kiddies ain't they? Wonderful site though, it's amazing to read the insane babbling of the mentally unsound.

3/17/2009 3:30:36 AM



3/17/2009 3:36:38 AM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

I declare Poe on this one since I read that in an onion article.

3/17/2009 3:43:57 AM


I thought it was God.

Oh, wait, trinity, GOd is Jesus, vice versa, thing. They confuse me.

3/17/2009 3:49:02 AM

David B.

Jesus follows the inverse square law? Who knew?!

3/17/2009 3:58:08 AM


Poe, no spelling errors and the grammar is correct.

3/17/2009 4:12:45 AM


Poe? Yeah perhaps... especially with that user name, spelled entirely correctly.

3/17/2009 4:16:40 AM


[Insert here a obvious joke about illegal immingrants]

3/17/2009 4:24:35 AM


Claim your Nobel Prize now!

3/17/2009 4:27:57 AM

Dan Onymous

Maybe He'll turn up in the LHC?

3/17/2009 4:31:45 AM

Rat of Steel

I, too, smell a Poe here.

3/17/2009 4:34:38 AM


So you don't believe in gravity? What do you thinking is holding you on the ground? Love?

3/17/2009 4:35:35 AM

" and so-called 'force of gravity'."

Yes, we already know gravity is only a theory.

3/17/2009 4:36:01 AM

What attracts people to fundism? The concept that it makes the dumbest smarter than anyone else. A repeating theme from them "Can't be too smart if you don't believe in God" " All the answers are in the Bible'

Think they'd read that thing if they're so smart

3/17/2009 4:38:36 AM


You sir, are a goddamned idiot.

3/17/2009 4:40:46 AM


I don't believe in fundies. I think they're all poe's (poeses? poesi?). No one can possibly believe any of those god stories. I mean, seriously...have you ever seen a catholic mass? You cannot tell me that anyone, not even (especially) the pedophile priest, believes any of that. Deep down in their hearts, each and every person professing some belief in a sky daddy, knows that it's not real. They're just too afraid to say it out loud.

3/17/2009 4:49:29 AM


You tards just get dumberer and dumberer!

3/17/2009 5:18:04 AM


I thought that Jesus was Anti-Matter... Make up your minds!

3/17/2009 5:19:51 AM


OK, I give up. You got me. I finally believe that you must be really stupid to believe this god shit.

3/17/2009 5:24:39 AM


Wow, thanks. You just saved me 4 years of college.

3/17/2009 5:28:59 AM


Please someone enlighten me; fundies do not believe in gravity?

You can e-mail me at clcrapja@gmail.com, with your responses.

Thank you.

3/17/2009 5:44:19 AM



Well, gravity is only a theory...

So is evolution.

The thinking (which is to vastly overstate the process) seems to go that if you challenge the theory of evolution, then anything else where there is a theory rather than laws is suspect.

3/17/2009 5:51:22 AM

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