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#924894
Bollocks it is..
3/17/2009 3:20:31 AM
#924896
EvoPagan
So there's no Jesus in outer space?
3/17/2009 3:22:16 AM
#924897
WMDKitty
"so-called 'force of gravity'"? ::snort:: This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
Of course, by week's end, I'll have seen something even dumber.
3/17/2009 3:22:41 AM
#924899
Pule Thamex
Tee hee! Like little kiddies ain't they? Wonderful site though, it's amazing to read the insane babbling of the mentally unsound.
3/17/2009 3:30:36 AM
#924901
rlrr
FAIL
3/17/2009 3:36:38 AM
#924902
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
I declare Poe on this one since I read that in an onion article.
3/17/2009 3:43:57 AM
#924903
picklemonster
I thought it was God.
Oh, wait, trinity, GOd is Jesus, vice versa, thing. They confuse me.
3/17/2009 3:49:02 AM
#924905
David B.
Jesus follows the inverse square law? Who knew?!
3/17/2009 3:58:08 AM
#924908
anevilmeme
Poe, no spelling errors and the grammar is correct.
3/17/2009 4:12:45 AM
#924909
MK
Poe? Yeah perhaps... especially with that user name, spelled entirely correctly.
3/17/2009 4:16:40 AM
#924910
aaa
[Insert here a obvious joke about illegal immingrants]
3/17/2009 4:24:35 AM
#924911
Doug
Claim your Nobel Prize now!
3/17/2009 4:27:57 AM
#924912
Dan Onymous
Maybe He'll turn up in the LHC?
3/17/2009 4:31:45 AM
#924914
Rat of Steel
I, too, smell a Poe here.
3/17/2009 4:34:38 AM
#924915
Amanda
So you don't believe in gravity? What do you thinking is holding you on the ground? Love?
3/17/2009 4:35:35 AM
#924916
" and so-called 'force of gravity'."
Yes, we already know gravity is only a theory.
3/17/2009 4:36:01 AM
#924918
What attracts people to fundism? The concept that it makes the dumbest smarter than anyone else. A repeating theme from them "Can't be too smart if you don't believe in God" " All the answers are in the Bible'
Think they'd read that thing if they're so smart
3/17/2009 4:38:36 AM
#924919
Detrs
You sir, are a goddamned idiot.
3/17/2009 4:40:46 AM
#924921
Gunderscored
I don't believe in fundies. I think they're all poe's (poeses? poesi?). No one can possibly believe any of those god stories. I mean, seriously...have you ever seen a catholic mass? You cannot tell me that anyone, not even (especially) the pedophile priest, believes any of that. Deep down in their hearts, each and every person professing some belief in a sky daddy, knows that it's not real. They're just too afraid to say it out loud.
3/17/2009 4:49:29 AM
#924923
Tallyho
You tards just get dumberer and dumberer!
3/17/2009 5:18:04 AM
#924924
Illuminatalie
I thought that Jesus was Anti-Matter... Make up your minds!
3/17/2009 5:19:51 AM
#924926
K T
OK, I give up. You got me. I finally believe that you must be really stupid to believe this god shit.
3/17/2009 5:24:39 AM
#924927
fundiesRtehlulz
Wow, thanks. You just saved me 4 years of college.
3/17/2009 5:28:59 AM
#924930
jroyals
Please someone enlighten me; fundies do not believe in gravity?
You can e-mail me at clcrapja@gmail.com, with your responses.
Thank you.
3/17/2009 5:44:19 AM
#924931
Scooby71
@jroyals
Well, gravity is only a theory...
So is evolution.
The thinking (which is to vastly overstate the process) seems to go that if you challenge the theory of evolution, then anything else where there is a theory rather than laws is suspect.
3/17/2009 5:51:22 AM
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