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Quote# 60633

[In response to a graph showing that God killed 2,038,344 and Satan only killed 10]

Well, God created everything He has the right to kill it if He wants to. I trust Him.


ema, GraphJam 76 Comments [3/17/2009 3:03:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 74
Submitted By: J.T.
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#925043
captain hooker

I could be wrong, but I swear I've heard this one before.

3/17/2009 1:37:47 PM
#925076
tracer

I believe your trust is misplaced....

3/17/2009 3:04:37 PM
#925077
fudgethis

Ye, but I don't think it was the same user.

3/17/2009 3:04:40 PM
#925080
Random Man

You trust someone who killed 2 million people?

3/17/2009 3:07:34 PM
#925082
werewolf

Good for you. Now, take a walk off a tall building and see what happens.

3/17/2009 3:08:13 PM
#925083
freako104

So it's ok to kill if you create? Does that mean you're pro choice?

3/17/2009 3:08:31 PM
#925085
Dio Fa

Your parents should have exercised that right with you.

3/17/2009 3:12:37 PM
#925086
Phloom

I always knew I was infinitely more moral than god and jesus christ. Not hard when your benchmark is so low.

3/17/2009 3:12:42 PM
#925088
MK

I created my children. Are you saying I have the right to kill anything I create?

Fucktard.

3/17/2009 3:18:00 PM
#925089
M.M.

Please be a Poe...

3/17/2009 3:19:01 PM
#925090
Old Viking

From all indications you damn well better trust him.

3/17/2009 3:21:38 PM
#925091
Argle Bargle

All hail the great and mighty Cosmic Tyrant!


3/17/2009 3:26:34 PM
#925092
Porter

"I trust him"

Yeah, don't forget to add the bit "until he kills me in a horrible death".

And that's a kind of fucked up view of God imo.

3/17/2009 3:27:37 PM
#925095
Grigadil

So your god is responsible for creating Death. If we kill him, maybe we can wipe out Death as collateral damage.

3/17/2009 3:34:41 PM
#925097
Blackvoice

To kill you in a fit of childish rage? Sure.

3/17/2009 3:39:00 PM
#925100
Thejebusfire

"He has the right to kill it if He wants to."

Funny how you would argue the exact opposite in the case of abortion.

3/17/2009 3:44:43 PM
#925101
Headache

ema is a living example as to why I am Pro-Choice.

Luckily, the US bible belt will eradicate itself through inbreeding and lack of education and options in the workplace.

3/17/2009 3:44:58 PM
#925102
Reverend Jeremiah

Yup, after I saw the score board I was going to say the same thing.

3/17/2009 3:53:15 PM
#925103
Pule Thamex

FUNDIE'S VIEW

Commendable of you to hold fast against all the odds and all the proof, reason and logic. It's good that your faith allows you to believe whatever you are told, and to steadfastly adhere to it, come what may.

NORMAL'S VIEW

You are an unblinking and unthinking moron who finds great comfort in the immutability of your entrenched faith. Your staring-eyed naivete enables you to be easily programmed like a robot to do anything without question.

You're a God-zombie. Plain and simple.

3/17/2009 3:53:21 PM
#925105
Cuntiface

More blood for the blood god etc.

3/17/2009 3:55:33 PM
#925107
Narwhalman

I really hope this one's a Poe...

3/17/2009 3:57:35 PM
#925109
enna

Killing is not okay just because an authority figure does it.

What part of the 20th century do you not understand?!

3/17/2009 4:10:21 PM
#925113
Xotan

Then you would have trusted Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Genghis Khan?????

3/17/2009 4:13:21 PM
#925114
The Lazy One

When I was little, I used to build sand castles. Then I'd pretend to be Godzilla and stomp all over them. In my mind, I created them, so I could destroy it if I wanted to.

Your god is on the level of an angry kindergarten girl. Wonderful.

3/17/2009 4:13:53 PM
#925115
EvoPagan

By that logic, you should have no problem with abortion at any stage of pregnancy.

3/17/2009 4:17:37 PM
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