Quote# 60633

[In response to a graph showing that God killed 2,038,344 and Satan only killed 10]

Well, God created everything He has the right to kill it if He wants to. I trust Him.

ema, GraphJam 76 Comments [3/17/2009 3:03:04 PM]
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captain hooker

I could be wrong, but I swear I've heard this one before.

3/17/2009 1:37:47 PM


I believe your trust is misplaced....

3/17/2009 3:04:37 PM


Ye, but I don't think it was the same user.

3/17/2009 3:04:40 PM

Random Man

You trust someone who killed 2 million people?

3/17/2009 3:07:34 PM


Good for you. Now, take a walk off a tall building and see what happens.

3/17/2009 3:08:13 PM


So it's ok to kill if you create? Does that mean you're pro choice?

3/17/2009 3:08:31 PM

Dio Fa

Your parents should have exercised that right with you.

3/17/2009 3:12:37 PM


I always knew I was infinitely more moral than god and jesus christ. Not hard when your benchmark is so low.

3/17/2009 3:12:42 PM


I created my children. Are you saying I have the right to kill anything I create?


3/17/2009 3:18:00 PM


Please be a Poe...

3/17/2009 3:19:01 PM

Old Viking

From all indications you damn well better trust him.

3/17/2009 3:21:38 PM

Argle Bargle

All hail the great and mighty Cosmic Tyrant!

3/17/2009 3:26:34 PM


"I trust him"

Yeah, don't forget to add the bit "until he kills me in a horrible death".

And that's a kind of fucked up view of God imo.

3/17/2009 3:27:37 PM


So your god is responsible for creating Death. If we kill him, maybe we can wipe out Death as collateral damage.

3/17/2009 3:34:41 PM


To kill you in a fit of childish rage? Sure.

3/17/2009 3:39:00 PM


"He has the right to kill it if He wants to."

Funny how you would argue the exact opposite in the case of abortion.

3/17/2009 3:44:43 PM


ema is a living example as to why I am Pro-Choice.

Luckily, the US bible belt will eradicate itself through inbreeding and lack of education and options in the workplace.

3/17/2009 3:44:58 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yup, after I saw the score board I was going to say the same thing.

3/17/2009 3:53:15 PM

Pule Thamex


Commendable of you to hold fast against all the odds and all the proof, reason and logic. It's good that your faith allows you to believe whatever you are told, and to steadfastly adhere to it, come what may.


You are an unblinking and unthinking moron who finds great comfort in the immutability of your entrenched faith. Your staring-eyed naivete enables you to be easily programmed like a robot to do anything without question.

You're a God-zombie. Plain and simple.

3/17/2009 3:53:21 PM


More blood for the blood god etc.

3/17/2009 3:55:33 PM


I really hope this one's a Poe...

3/17/2009 3:57:35 PM


Killing is not okay just because an authority figure does it.

What part of the 20th century do you not understand?!

3/17/2009 4:10:21 PM


Then you would have trusted Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Genghis Khan?????

3/17/2009 4:13:21 PM

The Lazy One

When I was little, I used to build sand castles. Then I'd pretend to be Godzilla and stomp all over them. In my mind, I created them, so I could destroy it if I wanted to.

Your god is on the level of an angry kindergarten girl. Wonderful.

3/17/2009 4:13:53 PM


By that logic, you should have no problem with abortion at any stage of pregnancy.

3/17/2009 4:17:37 PM

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