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Nobody should ever be asked to do that.
Why not? If you have some crazy whacked out ideas that are better addressed by shrinks than by Tom Cruise jumping on coaches, then yes, I think it is necessary to know what it is you actually are worshiping. Insanity is an illness that needs medical treatment and not religious bullshit.
3/17/2009 6:13:01 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Nobody should ever be asked what the religion they admit to be being a member of happens to have for doctrine? Well, that's fine...you just don't have the right to get offended when we make shit up.
3/17/2009 6:20:17 PM
I will be holding this to you sir.
3/17/2009 6:23:57 PM
"Don't you dare ask me to convince you my position is reasonable! That's offensive!"
3/17/2009 6:24:36 PM
If you don't want people to question your faith, maybe you should stop having such silly beliefs.
3/17/2009 6:25:58 PM
Why would it be offensive? Are you embarassed by your beliefs?
3/17/2009 6:26:46 PM
I am offended that you expect me to explain why you're a retard!
3/17/2009 6:28:15 PM
So your religion may consist on Manhunt style ceremonies and I can't ask because it's "offensive"?
3/17/2009 6:34:40 PM
It's only offensive because the asker hasn't paid to access the divine knowledge of Xena, or Klaatu, or whomever it is.
Pay the phat dollars and all the bases of Sciencefictionology can be yours.
3/17/2009 6:35:29 PM
What the shit?!
Oh, I get it, he's afraid that some "SP" is going to make him start doubting his beliefs...
Scientology is a scam.
3/17/2009 6:42:23 PM
I Posted this, I'd normally put my username buy I don't want you-know-who marking me as a Supressive Person, (hides under a rock).
3/17/2009 6:45:21 PM
Why would explaining your beliefs be offensive?
3/17/2009 6:47:41 PM
I think a qualification to be a member of this cult is that you must be a full-fledged asshole.
3/17/2009 6:58:43 PM
...Xena, or Klaatu, or whomever it is.
3/17/2009 7:17:34 PM
Someone's missing the chance to proselytise? How jolly unusual.
3/17/2009 7:26:03 PM
In other words, you can't explain it either.
3/17/2009 7:47:15 PM
So, unless I become a member of your cult first, I am not allowed to know what your cult is all about? How was it you got to join this crazy cult?
3/17/2009 7:49:28 PM
Ever notice Scientologists often speak the same way? Like tone, word choice, etc. (compare Tom Cruise, Tommy Davis, Paul Carnes) They must train them...
3/17/2009 8:00:31 PM
I can't discuss scientology with you until you pay the
cult church for each lesson...
3/17/2009 8:15:38 PM
Well then. I hereby declare that my religion of Atheism is offended by the mention of supernatural bullshit.
If you attempt to speak about any Supernatural Bullshit in my vicinity I will take that as an affront to my religious freedom.
3/17/2009 8:25:00 PM
"Ever notice Scientologists often speak the same way? Like tone, word choice, etc."
Go look up just how batshit crazy Hubbard was and how he talked to people.
3/17/2009 8:29:37 PM
how do you get more people to believe then? Isn't telling people about it pretty core?
3/17/2009 8:40:20 PM
a mind far far away
Uh, ok. You can STFU now.
3/17/2009 8:43:06 PM
Frogflayer, Cause they're not allowed to... until you audit you can't find out out what the next OT level is all about, that's how scientology works.
This guy might not even know about Xenu, cause scientologists deny everything about the OT III and other well doccumented OT levels.
They don't hook people by trying to sell a relgion they sell snake oil cures for mental health issues and other problems, and slowly drag you in.
I'm going usernameless on this one too, cause frankly the Scientologist crowd scares me.
3/17/2009 9:00:58 PM
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! Touch his noodley appendage!!!
3/17/2009 9:06:38 PM
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