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#925187
Headache
Nobody should ever be asked to do that.
Why not? If you have some crazy whacked out ideas that are better addressed by shrinks than by Tom Cruise jumping on coaches, then yes, I think it is necessary to know what it is you actually are worshiping. Insanity is an illness that needs medical treatment and not religious bullshit.
3/17/2009 6:13:01 PM
#925193
Allegory for Jesus
Nobody should ever be asked what the religion they admit to be being a member of happens to have for doctrine? Well, that's fine...you just don't have the right to get offended when we make shit up.
3/17/2009 6:20:17 PM
#925200
Osiris
I will be holding this to you sir.
3/17/2009 6:23:57 PM
#925203
Zoo
"Don't you dare ask me to convince you my position is reasonable! That's offensive!"
3/17/2009 6:24:36 PM
#925205
Narwhalman
If you don't want people to question your faith, maybe you should stop having such silly beliefs.
3/17/2009 6:25:58 PM
#925207
Why would it be offensive? Are you embarassed by your beliefs?
3/17/2009 6:26:46 PM
#925210
Ayersy
I am offended that you expect me to explain why you're a retard!
3/17/2009 6:28:15 PM
#925214
Blackvoice
So your religion may consist on Manhunt style ceremonies and I can't ask because it's "offensive"?
3/17/2009 6:34:40 PM
#925216
Lord Mushroom
It's only offensive because the asker hasn't paid to access the divine knowledge of Xena, or Klaatu, or whomever it is.
Pay the phat dollars and all the bases of Sciencefictionology can be yours.
3/17/2009 6:35:29 PM
#925218
WMDKitty
What the shit?!
Oh, I get it, he's afraid that some "SP" is going to make him start doubting his beliefs...
Scientology is a scam.
3/17/2009 6:42:23 PM
#925220
I Posted this, I'd normally put my username buy I don't want you-know-who marking me as a Supressive Person, (hides under a rock).
3/17/2009 6:45:21 PM
#925221
Thejebusfire
Why would explaining your beliefs be offensive?
3/17/2009 6:47:41 PM
#925227
Nurse Ratchet
I think a qualification to be a member of this cult is that you must be a full-fledged asshole.
3/17/2009 6:58:43 PM
#925237
...Xena, or Klaatu, or whomever it is.
PHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...
...
PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
YOMANK
3/17/2009 7:17:34 PM
#925240
Frogflayer
Someone's missing the chance to proselytise? How jolly unusual.
3/17/2009 7:26:03 PM
#925247
Dio Fa
In other words, you can't explain it either.
3/17/2009 7:47:15 PM
#925249
raindrops
So, unless I become a member of your cult first, I am not allowed to know what your cult is all about? How was it you got to join this crazy cult?
3/17/2009 7:49:28 PM
#925252
Ever notice Scientologists often speak the same way? Like tone, word choice, etc. (compare Tom Cruise, Tommy Davis, Paul Carnes) They must train them...
3/17/2009 8:00:31 PM
#925260
ausador
I can't discuss scientology with you until you pay the cult church for each lesson...
3/17/2009 8:15:38 PM
#925262
Captain Obvious
Well then. I hereby declare that my religion of Atheism is offended by the mention of supernatural bullshit.
If you attempt to speak about any Supernatural Bullshit in my vicinity I will take that as an affront to my religious freedom.
Kindly GTFO.
3/17/2009 8:25:00 PM
#925263
MK
"Ever notice Scientologists often speak the same way? Like tone, word choice, etc."
Go look up just how batshit crazy Hubbard was and how he talked to people.
3/17/2009 8:29:37 PM
#925267
how do you get more people to believe then? Isn't telling people about it pretty core?
3/17/2009 8:40:20 PM
#925268
a mind far far away
Uh, ok. You can STFU now.
3/17/2009 8:43:06 PM
#925274
Frogflayer, Cause they're not allowed to... until you audit you can't find out out what the next OT level is all about, that's how scientology works.
This guy might not even know about Xenu, cause scientologists deny everything about the OT III and other well doccumented OT levels.
They don't hook people by trying to sell a relgion they sell snake oil cures for mental health issues and other problems, and slowly drag you in.
I'm going usernameless on this one too, cause frankly the Scientologist crowd scares me.
3/17/2009 9:00:58 PM
#925276
Pasta
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! Touch his noodley appendage!!!
3/17/2009 9:06:38 PM
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