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There are three races, Jews, Gentiles and the Church.

BibleNuggetLady, Rapture Ready 106 Comments [3/17/2009 5:52:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Khaine
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What the fuck does this even mean?

3/17/2009 5:58:35 PM

Canadia

Dungeons and Dragons - The Boring as Fuck Edition

3/17/2009 5:58:43 PM

Canadia

Dungeons and Dragons - The Boring as Fuck Edition

3/17/2009 5:58:58 PM

Lord Mushroom

What's this? The 100m dash?

3/17/2009 6:04:05 PM

EvoPagan

WHOA! I bet that thread doesn't last long!

3/17/2009 6:05:06 PM

Selkie

I'll enter the race that is freestyle.

BibleNuggetLady must have pulled this nugget out of her ass.

3/17/2009 6:05:58 PM

Marc

Erm...no.


3/17/2009 6:08:50 PM

Illuminatalie

There are four elements, earth, wind, fire, and water.

There are two languages, English and gibberish.

There are a fifteen brain cells in a fundy's brain, and a fundy only has three free after learning all this.

3/17/2009 6:09:42 PM

GigaGuess

And so her brain cell dies as it lived. Alone.

3/17/2009 6:10:20 PM

Headache



3/17/2009 6:14:12 PM

Osiris

Okay you win the stupid Olympics.

3/17/2009 6:23:15 PM

MozMode

Errr no.

3/17/2009 6:23:54 PM

Narwhalman


3/17/2009 6:24:02 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Just goes to show how subjective "race" is. Apparently, church is the new black.

3/17/2009 6:25:03 PM

Zoo

Isn't "The Church" [now] composed of gentiles? (And what's your point?)

3/17/2009 6:27:45 PM

Blackvoice

lolwut?


No, really.

3/17/2009 6:36:17 PM

Nurse Ratchet

There are things: my fist, your face, rinse and repeat.

3/17/2009 7:05:29 PM

picklemonster

What? What? What?

(And when will we not have to type our names in every time?)

3/17/2009 7:18:45 PM

Mudak

Is this the right place to say that my favorite race is the breast stroke?

3/17/2009 7:31:27 PM

Dio Fa

I will bet you finished last in all three.

3/17/2009 7:37:06 PM

M.M.

I just read the thread (which was regarding interracial marriage). I hate to sound like a 'Negative Nancy', but this quote was taken out of context. Full post:

There are three races, Jews, Gentiles and the Church. We are not supposed to be unequally yoked by marrying someone of another religion...but if we marry a believer there is nothing that says it is a sin to marry someone of another race. The OT commandment was made to keep the Jewish race separate, as God had a plan for them and He didn't want them falling into idolatry. However, Moses married an Ethiopian, Joseph an Egyptian, Solomon a 1000 wives-I think he probably ran into the most trouble.

3/17/2009 7:52:00 PM

raindrops

Ha ha ha. What a way to start my day.

3/17/2009 7:53:41 PM

seraphicreverie

Meh, maybe it was slightly taken out of context, but regardless it was a dumb fucking thing to say. These losers are so pathetic, all hung up on worrying about what's a sin and what isn't. What the hell kind of life is that, constantly in fear that you'll do or think something that will piss off your imaginary sky daddy? Fuck his non-existent ass, and get a life.

3/17/2009 8:08:56 PM

Brian X

MM:

And you think this bit of drivel is made any more coherent given context?

3/17/2009 8:13:07 PM

MK

Context or no, it's still incredibly retarded to claim that the Church is a race.

3/17/2009 8:30:56 PM
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