Quote# 60652

Test : Raise & Praise
Target Question: "Am I showing too much belly?"

Action: Stand straight up and pretend you are going for it in worship, and extend your arms in the air to God. Is this exposing a lot of belly? Bellies are very intoxicating, and we need to save that for our husband!

'Truth or Bare' Fashion Test, Secretkeepergirl.com 83 Comments [3/18/2009 4:51:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 69
Submitted By: centauri

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Um....Bellies are intoxicating? I mean on some girls yes it is sexy to see. But I don't see the problem if it shows.

3/18/2009 4:56:26 PM


It's almost like they want to be told to wear birkas.

3/18/2009 4:57:32 PM

This is meh. I dont care how much flesh ppl want to show or whether they want to wear burqas. If someone is interested whether they are showing too much flesh, they should be able to ask around.

3/18/2009 5:01:01 PM

a mind far far away

pretend you are going for it in worship

A hidden innuendo?

Bellies are very intoxicating

If that were true, I'd tay drunk for years.

and we need to save that for our husband!

Damn right, so bring me all that intoxicating belly!

3/18/2009 5:01:27 PM


Bellies hell, Jesus wants to see your tits!

3/18/2009 5:02:55 PM

Alien Acid

...What? I can't figure out whether (s)he's for bellies or against them. Why should I even care, it's about BELLIES for heaven's sake. This is like arguing about a three year old "flashing" the camera on the home video of his big sister's birthday party.

(See, I told you nothing bad would happen after that post! I haven't gotten ONE email to the posted email address, not even spam.)

3/18/2009 5:14:46 PM


So you really do that when you worship? And no one stares?

3/18/2009 5:14:58 PM


So no one but your husband should ever see your bare midriff?

Damn, woman, do you ever plan on getting laid?

3/18/2009 5:17:17 PM


If your busy worshiping your god, why would you care if the person next to you was showing just a little belly?

3/18/2009 5:18:45 PM

I'm thinking no one on here has bothered to look at the site?

Creepy. Very creepy.

3/18/2009 5:28:55 PM

Pule Thamex

Religiotard girls are not intoxicating no matter what they reveal. Though you can guarantee it won't be their brains.

3/18/2009 5:30:40 PM


Fortunately in America.

3/18/2009 5:31:39 PM

"Bellies are very intoxicating, and we need to save that for our husband!"

Because mommy is teaching you to be a doormat, just like she is.

3/18/2009 5:33:23 PM


Osiris, take down that smutty picture this instant! Don't you know that girl shoule be saving her bare belly for her husband?!

3/18/2009 5:55:10 PM


I don't have any problem with a preoccupation with propriety (though I've met some people for whom it was hurting their health, though only mentally) but...

You didn't answer the damned question! You just told a girl to do something pointless and said the same question back! Good work Captain helpful!

3/18/2009 5:56:05 PM

Philbert McAdamia

we need to save that for our husband!

our husband
Is that as in our husband, Jesus?

3/18/2009 5:58:23 PM


"Can you see too much future cleavage?"

Why?! Why?!

3/18/2009 5:59:45 PM

Lord Mushroom

Yesssss, intoxicating. This reminds me of a particular blonde joke:

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because her boyfriend was blond too!

*crickets chirp lackadaisically*

3/18/2009 6:05:00 PM


These people make me wanna be naked all the time.

3/18/2009 6:18:43 PM


In Victorian times, women were dressed from the foot to the chin. Men got hot seeing their ankles. And men and women still got together, had sex and made babies. Otherwise, none of us would be here.

Ladies, no matter what you wear, us guys all have imaginations, and we know what you look like underneath!

3/18/2009 6:26:26 PM


Fundie Christian women, don't worry about "saving your bellies for your husbands," they don't like them anyway. During "procreation" they're imagining that your bellies are six packs. (Hint, hint.)

3/18/2009 6:41:37 PM


Go to the site, #3 on the list is if you touch your toes and the barest outline of your undies is showing is bad and you need bigger pants.

How in the hell big do you need your pants to be that they won't lay down and show some outline there??? Damnit, it is like they are saying WEAR A TONG or something.

3/18/2009 6:44:37 PM


Er... THONG, sorry.

3/18/2009 6:45:17 PM


Giving new meaning to beer belly...

3/18/2009 6:58:25 PM

Dio Fa

Meh. I really don't care about your belly, unless it is fat, pregnant, or both. I'm a leg man.

3/18/2009 7:05:49 PM

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