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a week ago I went to the mountains of Colorado with some friends, one of whom preaches. He's a creationist big into 'trying to' refute evolutionists... I said to him, 'you know why you creationists hardly ever look good in an argument with an evolutionist?' 'No, why?' he asked. I said, 'because evolution’s premise is the repudiation of the existence of G-D. Therefore it's excelling is very important tosatan, therefore evolutionists, particularly the fervent ones, are closely watched over and protected bysatan. he gives them the belief system and arguments to discredit wishy-washy counter arguments, probably assigns a personal imp to plant thoughts and words in times of debate. Creationists end up arging of their own limited resources against timeless spiritual entities with unlimited resources for lies and arguments.'I asked him, 'you ever heard of a creationist binding the evolutionist's demon before engaging the evolutionist?' (he’s of that anti-spirit denomination, went right over his head). 'No, actually, I never have', he said. I told him, 'that’s the trouble, none do, in fact it doesn't even occur to them, I've never heard of one doing it.' I told him to try it the next time he's confronted,.. and, at the same time, ask the HS to give you the thoughts and words you need. 'You'll find out that even the best of evolutionists become disarmed when his protective demon is gagged and a particularly poignant point is raised in the discussion (as planted by the HS).'

hopemail, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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I wish I had my own personal imp. I could get it to do the dishes and stuff, while I use MY OWN ARGUMENTS to beat down creationists.

2/28/2007 5:20:31 PM


Personally I've always liked the idea of an Ewok. I'd probably have to get him a little step ladder as he'd have problems getting beers out of the fridge. :o)

Ewoks would be better than imps though...less of the maniacal cackling.

Even if they did have the Holy Spirit cleanse my soul it still would stop the fact that they'd be talking shit.

2/28/2007 5:28:05 PM


I have this \"friend\" who says it hurts when he pees.....

2/28/2007 5:40:24 PM


\"he’s of that anti-spirit denomination, went right over his head\"
Yeah, he's the idiot.
When the creationist preacher is the rational one...

2/28/2007 9:51:54 PM

X'Beth'Cthul'Thar here says you're wrong, and that I should keep in mind the Second Law of Thermodynamics doesn't work the way you guys claim it does.

10/25/2009 7:33:20 AM

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