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No Child Left Behind: Will all Children be in the Rapture?.. I have been thinking about the No Child Left Behind education legislation that was passed a year or so ago. Perhaps the language forshadows what will soon happen to the children of the earth.

peace_bwy, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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yeah, I read that book too. wasn't that great.

1/2/2008 6:42:37 AM

Mog

Oh, PLEASE.

3/20/2008 9:35:41 PM

SpiderWeb

"Perhaps the language forshadows what will soon happen to the children of the earth."

Umm ... no.

3/20/2008 10:59:55 PM

Andrew B.

I hope not.

3/20/2008 11:05:27 PM

Condor

have i got news for you...THERE WILL BE NO RAPTURE, GOD IS A MYTH AND HEAVEN IS A LIE!

5/20/2008 8:49:54 AM

Canadiest

Well, Bushs' goverments way of axhieving that was to lower the criteria to pass into the next grade.

That your Gods plan too?

5/20/2008 10:53:29 AM

clockworkgirl21

Let's hope the Rapture works better than No Child Left Behind, then.

7/6/2008 6:40:27 PM

Quantum Mechanic

compost

become some

8/21/2012 11:39:50 PM

Swede

"Soon" is a relative concept. Nothing has happened these last eight years, perhaps something will happen in a century or two...

8/21/2012 11:44:24 PM



Coincidence. Nothing more, nothing less. I also believe that there isn't going to be a rapture of any kind. The way the world ends will be either from a freak accident like a gamma ray burst or nuclear war and that's only an issue if any of this happens before humanity has a chance to go out into space and colonize other worlds in the distant future.

8/22/2012 12:26:23 AM

Malodrina

Why do so many Christians want rapture to happen in their lifetime?

At least try to enjoy the earth while you're still on it.

6/30/2014 4:45:37 AM
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