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We are going to a wedding soon, and we are going to get new bodies and robes. The robes will be shining white and spotless and our bodies will never grow old or sicken or get dirty....ever.Our bridegroom is the most perfect person in the entire universe.....which He made by the way. He is the most wonderful and mighty and worthy Person to ever live......He is our Lord God Almighty. He chose......us. Can you get your head around that? He chose us to be His beloved. You and me and all the millions of belivers who live or ever lived. He knew us before we were concieved, and chose us. He loved us from the beginning. HE LOVES US. We are his bride, His beloved, and He is getting ready to come for us. We are going to a wedding.........and we are going to marry the King Of Kings,Lord of Lords, The Holy Lamb of God, Jesus Christ our Saviour, the only Son of God. We are going to a wedding, the biggest most beautiful wedding to ever take place..........ever.


caligal, Rapture Ready 98 Comments [3/19/2009 1:38:36 PM]
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Equalist

I thought you guys were against gay marriage... Or is Jesus just going to take all of the women for himself and leave the men to their own divices?

3/19/2009 1:41:44 PM

enna

Wow, someone is going to be extremely disappointed some day.

This is nauseating and flat-out fucking weird.

3/19/2009 1:41:59 PM

Equalist

Devices... Damn no edit button.

3/19/2009 1:42:04 PM

Dr. Quasius

This really isn't all that fundie, most Christians believe this. I have gone to several mainstream churches and they all believe the same thing

3/19/2009 1:42:36 PM

Blackvoice

Last night I dreamt... that somebody loved me...

3/19/2009 1:44:42 PM

Old Viking

What kind of booze will you serve at the reception?

3/19/2009 1:45:18 PM

Patrick

Sex and the City 2: Holy Shit!

3/19/2009 1:45:46 PM

Dio Fa

Damp Panties for Jesus.

3/19/2009 1:46:43 PM

tracer

And there are going to be clowns and balloons and pretty pink unicorns, and we're going to get to throw pies into the face of that icky Tammy Lou Sneedermeyer down the street who pushed me over on my bike, and there's gonna be a laser show and a Litttle Pony marathon and ice cream and cake and candy!!!!!

3/19/2009 1:46:58 PM

Hell Kitty

Does this count as a Gay Marriage?

3/19/2009 1:47:25 PM

tracer

Dammit ... a My Little Pony marathon.

(Or maybe Rainbow Brite. Damn, I feel old now.)

3/19/2009 1:47:44 PM

grand theft atheism

all abord the crazy train!

3/19/2009 1:49:07 PM

molly

There's more!

Someone else in this thread says that God has been preparing the "honeymoon chamber" for 2000 years and we can't even begin to comprehend how amazing it will be.

I have to say, God collectively sexing millions of Christians WOULD be pretty amazing...amazingly fucked up.

3/19/2009 1:50:13 PM

Ozzie

Don't forget the big beautiful mansion you get to live in for eternity.

Actually it sounds pretty dull and boring to me. I'll take my chances getting left behind with all the men who wives have gone off to marry their fantasy :P

3/19/2009 1:50:18 PM

aaa

Quite tame stuff. Just your average masturbation fantasy of the very unsatisfied housewives of western hemisphere.

3/19/2009 1:57:16 PM

Sloth

Wh-what?

3/19/2009 2:01:43 PM

mika

I know , this must have been discussed a million times before but does that sound like polygamy to you ? Or what are all the (straight) men doing ? Switching their sexual orientation?

3/19/2009 2:05:05 PM

Lord Mushroom

Quick! Grab the Kool-Aid!

3/19/2009 2:13:51 PM

Atheist in a foxhole

So you are mormons, right?

3/19/2009 2:19:23 PM

Fishcakes

I'd rather not share my husband. HUSSY! >:(

3/19/2009 2:19:25 PM

a mind far far away

We are going to a wedding soon, and we are going to get new bodies

Where did you have your wedding? My wife was hoping that I would have gotten a new body when we got married, but it didn't happen. Oh wait, that's not what you meant.

3/19/2009 2:27:15 PM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

Sorry, I don't do those kinds of acts.

3/19/2009 2:28:56 PM

nausea

Yeah... that whole Bride of Christ thing is just a little too weird when you put it like that.

3/19/2009 2:30:19 PM

Mihangel apYrs

"He knew us before we were concieved [sic], and chose us"

so much for free will....

3/19/2009 2:33:40 PM

Porter

I'M MARRYING MY IMAGINARY FRIEND AND HE'S THE BEST EVAR!!!11

Yeah, that's what you said.

3/19/2009 2:36:11 PM
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