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I thought you guys were against gay marriage... Or is Jesus just going to take all of the women for himself and leave the men to their own divices?
3/19/2009 1:41:44 PM
Wow, someone is going to be extremely disappointed some day.
This is nauseating and flat-out fucking weird.
3/19/2009 1:41:59 PM
Devices... Damn no edit button.
3/19/2009 1:42:04 PM
This really isn't all that fundie, most Christians believe this. I have gone to several mainstream churches and they all believe the same thing
3/19/2009 1:42:36 PM
Last night I dreamt... that somebody loved me...
3/19/2009 1:44:42 PM
What kind of booze will you serve at the reception?
3/19/2009 1:45:18 PM
Sex and the City 2: Holy Shit!
3/19/2009 1:45:46 PM
Damp Panties for Jesus.
3/19/2009 1:46:43 PM
And there are going to be clowns and balloons and pretty pink unicorns, and we're going to get to throw pies into the face of that icky Tammy Lou Sneedermeyer down the street who pushed me over on my bike, and there's gonna be a laser show and a Litttle Pony marathon and ice cream and cake and candy!!!!!
3/19/2009 1:46:58 PM
Does this count as a Gay Marriage?
3/19/2009 1:47:25 PM
Dammit ... a My Little Pony marathon.
(Or maybe Rainbow Brite. Damn, I feel old now.)
3/19/2009 1:47:44 PM
grand theft atheism
all abord the crazy train!
3/19/2009 1:49:07 PM
Someone else in this thread says that God has been preparing the "honeymoon chamber" for 2000 years and we can't even begin to comprehend how amazing it will be.
I have to say, God collectively sexing millions of Christians WOULD be pretty amazing...amazingly fucked up.
3/19/2009 1:50:13 PM
Don't forget the big beautiful mansion you get to live in for eternity.
Actually it sounds pretty dull and boring to me. I'll take my chances getting left behind with all the men who wives have gone off to marry their fantasy :P
3/19/2009 1:50:18 PM
Quite tame stuff. Just your average masturbation fantasy of the very unsatisfied housewives of western hemisphere.
3/19/2009 1:57:16 PM
3/19/2009 2:01:43 PM
I know , this must have been discussed a million times before but does that sound like polygamy to you ? Or what are all the (straight) men doing ? Switching their sexual orientation?
3/19/2009 2:05:05 PM
Quick! Grab the Kool-Aid!
3/19/2009 2:13:51 PM
Atheist in a foxhole
So you are mormons, right?
3/19/2009 2:19:23 PM
I'd rather not share my husband. HUSSY! >:(
3/19/2009 2:19:25 PM
a mind far far away
We are going to a wedding soon, and we are going to get new bodies
Where did you have your wedding? My wife was hoping that I would have gotten a new body when we got married, but it didn't happen. Oh wait, that's not what you meant.
3/19/2009 2:27:15 PM
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Sorry, I don't do those kinds of acts.
3/19/2009 2:28:56 PM
Yeah... that whole Bride of Christ thing is just a little too weird when you put it like that.
3/19/2009 2:30:19 PM
"He knew us before we were concieved [sic], and chose us"
so much for free will....
3/19/2009 2:33:40 PM
I'M MARRYING MY IMAGINARY FRIEND AND HE'S THE BEST EVAR!!!11
Yeah, that's what you said.
3/19/2009 2:36:11 PM
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