Err...aren't you forgetting Original BrandTM sin?
And on the subject, how about the 42 children Elisha summoned bears to kill for mocking his bald head? Are they in heaven?
5/2/2007 9:06:36 PM
Aaaaaw, ain't that just sweet of little old god?! Real peach that guy is, just a honey!
5/3/2007 2:13:35 AM
What a guy!
5/3/2007 2:17:32 AM
Big of him.
5/3/2007 12:37:11 PM
"it was JUST the children of Lot who were saved from Sodom..." and then were impregnated by their own father.
5/24/2008 8:00:05 PM
Norse mythology is more fun.
6/14/2012 8:40:35 AM
Yes, it could be, if you do not mind re-writing your bible and ignoring the elements of your theology that are inconvenient to you.
From what I've seen that's no problem for your lot though.
6/14/2012 9:48:56 AM
You could JUST be full of shit, too.
11/4/2012 1:33:36 PM