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... it could be JUST the children of believers because it was JUST the children of Lot who were saved from Sodom, and JUST the children of Noah who were saved from the Great Flood. The rest of the children (of the unsaved parents) were NOT spared. Although I am completely confident that in His great love, God took those children straight to Heaven at their deaths!

A.Rachel, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Will

Err...aren't you forgetting Original BrandTM sin?

And on the subject, how about the 42 children Elisha summoned bears to kill for mocking his bald head? Are they in heaven?

5/2/2007 9:06:36 PM

Darwin

Aaaaaw, ain't that just sweet of little old god?! Real peach that guy is, just a honey!

5/3/2007 2:13:35 AM

BurntBush

What a guy!

5/3/2007 2:17:32 AM

Ambrielle

Big of him.

5/3/2007 12:37:11 PM

SeenAndNotSeen

"it was JUST the children of Lot who were saved from Sodom..." and then were impregnated by their own father.

5/24/2008 8:00:05 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Norse mythology is more fun.

6/14/2012 8:40:35 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Yes, it could be, if you do not mind re-writing your bible and ignoring the elements of your theology that are inconvenient to you.

From what I've seen that's no problem for your lot though.

6/14/2012 9:48:56 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You could JUST be full of shit, too.

11/4/2012 1:33:36 PM
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