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Last night we were up until nearly 2am ministering to a group of hurting of individuals whom all have severe dissociation. Within one lady a teenage boy part surfaced named, Zane. He had been blind. A demon surfaced named blindness and revealed key information.

“He was blinded when the cult placed needles in his eyes. The cult did this as part of a ceremony and I’ve been here ever since, causing his blindness,” the demon submitted.

I had Zane renounce the ceremonies and the blindness. This vile blindness spirit was expelled and he opened his eyes and could SEE! What’s even better is whom He got to see!!!

Jesus appeared to Zane and comforted this hurting dissociative identity.
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Jay Bartlett, Deliverance Blog 71 Comments [3/20/2009 1:10:00 AM]
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picklemonster

Was Zane God? Is that why you capitalised the he?

Curing mental problems with faith. I feel like I've just travelled back 400 years.

3/20/2009 1:12:27 AM

LDM

How many people in one area can have dissociative disorder, and why aren't they getting true professional help by doctors trained to deal with this disorder?

And where are all these cults that torture people as part of their ceremony and why aren't they getting reported to the authorities? Oh yeah, that's right, because they don't exist.

Reread your ten commandments, Jay. I'm pretty sure there's something in their about bearing false witness?

3/20/2009 1:49:35 AM

Pule Thamex

No, you're not important. No, you're not particularly special. Yes, You're a lying fundie. Yes, you need professional help.

3/20/2009 2:07:25 AM

Xotan

This kind of psycho-dabbling is also likely to casue great harm.

As to cults, fundies see them everywhere, and if necessary will invent them in their own minds just so that they have something to be frightened of and to combat.

Frankly, I think this is a tissue of makebelieve and lies.

3/20/2009 2:11:52 AM

Xotan

Damn! CAUSE.

Could we possibly have an edit function resored at some point not too far in the furture please. I hate my typos! But am so glad to have the board back anyway.

3/20/2009 2:13:40 AM

Dexter

Boring fundie miracle fiction.

[ ] DIAF
[X] Go away
[ ] U smell

3/20/2009 2:16:05 AM

Dexter

Boring fundie miracle fiction.

[ ] DIAF
[X] Go away
[ ] U smell

3/20/2009 2:17:58 AM

Dexter

DAMN!

EDITH & DELETE Buttn. We needs it!

3/20/2009 2:19:34 AM

Vesper

So you healed a "blind" boy part in a dissociative lady by casting out a demon named blindness from someone who I assume wasn't blind?

I did that once. But I've licked a lot of frogs in my day so that really isn't impressive. Come back and talk when cosmic whales sing the history of the universe to you.

3/20/2009 2:28:05 AM

Amanda

Physical evidence like doctor's reports, or it didn't happen, which is what I'm guessing.

3/20/2009 2:36:58 AM

Eden

So he hallkucinated about Jesus.
But let me guess, aside from seeing this hallucination he was blind as before ;)

3/20/2009 2:45:53 AM

Mr Blur

Bullsit for Jebus - still bullshit

3/20/2009 3:07:53 AM

stoat100

From another post:

'[the 12 inch tracking device] moved out of the bone, where it was surgically placed. Yes, you read correctly, upon command, it moved out of the bone and began to move up the arm and out of the hole. At the end of the prayer, two wires and the device had moved from the wrist and out of the exit area, COMPELTELY out of the body.'

If only mobile phones had some kind of camera function... or if these people could repeat this in a controlled scientific environment... or if they weren't fucking liars... or pigs could fly...



3/20/2009 3:12:33 AM

K T

So you spend your spare dreaming up bullshit jubus stories.

3/20/2009 3:25:51 AM

Nowonmai

Wow, using tent revival tactics to 'cure' hysterical blindness. What next? Pour 'sacred oil' into peoples' ears and curing their deafness?

3/20/2009 3:25:52 AM

a mind far far away

Besides all the hocus pocus mumbo jumbo bullshit, in that last sentence, is jesus comforting the demon? It's hard to tell, with this homeschooled grammar.

3/20/2009 3:39:40 AM



Come on, that never happened!

3/20/2009 3:40:13 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"I see!", said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

3/20/2009 3:46:44 AM

aaa

Overtly dramatic, filled with plagiarism and full of fiction.
Just your average con-man, ripping off fundamentalists.

3/20/2009 3:47:38 AM

anevilmeme

Sounds like the fundie version of a late night game of D&D.

3/20/2009 3:47:52 AM

Zoo

A demon regaining its sight is a miracle? Wow. I'm impressed, really *rolls eyes*.

3/20/2009 4:04:55 AM

Dan Onymous

Hang on, don't these types normally think that multiple personalities are demons? Are they saying that God healed a blinded demon of the demon of blindness that was possessing it?

3/20/2009 4:05:28 AM

Illuminatalie

Jesus appeared to Zane and comforted this hurting dissociative identity.
Walzing matilda flew under the mountaintop and races around in the popemobile with a jubilant smurf. Great parakeets aim attack the death star and have lollypops.

3/20/2009 4:08:25 AM

Mister Spak

You have severe dissociation from reality.

3/20/2009 4:35:31 AM

RavenWood

Bullshit.

3/20/2009 5:02:43 AM
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