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#926197
picklemonster
Was Zane God? Is that why you capitalised the he?
Curing mental problems with faith. I feel like I've just travelled back 400 years.
3/20/2009 1:12:27 AM
#926202
LDM
How many people in one area can have dissociative disorder, and why aren't they getting true professional help by doctors trained to deal with this disorder?
And where are all these cults that torture people as part of their ceremony and why aren't they getting reported to the authorities? Oh yeah, that's right, because they don't exist.
Reread your ten commandments, Jay. I'm pretty sure there's something in their about bearing false witness?
3/20/2009 1:49:35 AM
#926204
Pule Thamex
No, you're not important. No, you're not particularly special. Yes, You're a lying fundie. Yes, you need professional help.
3/20/2009 2:07:25 AM
#926206
Xotan
This kind of psycho-dabbling is also likely to casue great harm.
As to cults, fundies see them everywhere, and if necessary will invent them in their own minds just so that they have something to be frightened of and to combat.
Frankly, I think this is a tissue of makebelieve and lies.
3/20/2009 2:11:52 AM
#926207
Xotan
Damn! CAUSE.
Could we possibly have an edit function resored at some point not too far in the furture please. I hate my typos! But am so glad to have the board back anyway.
3/20/2009 2:13:40 AM
#926208
Dexter
Boring fundie miracle fiction.
[ ] DIAF
[X] Go away
[ ] U smell
3/20/2009 2:16:05 AM
#926211
Dexter
Boring fundie miracle fiction.
[ ] DIAF
[X] Go away
[ ] U smell
3/20/2009 2:17:58 AM
#926212
Dexter
DAMN!
EDITH & DELETE Buttn. We needs it!
3/20/2009 2:19:34 AM
#926213
Vesper
So you healed a "blind" boy part in a dissociative lady by casting out a demon named blindness from someone who I assume wasn't blind?
I did that once. But I've licked a lot of frogs in my day so that really isn't impressive. Come back and talk when cosmic whales sing the history of the universe to you.
3/20/2009 2:28:05 AM
#926214
Amanda
Physical evidence like doctor's reports, or it didn't happen, which is what I'm guessing.
3/20/2009 2:36:58 AM
#926215
Eden
So he hallkucinated about Jesus.
But let me guess, aside from seeing this hallucination he was blind as before ;)
3/20/2009 2:45:53 AM
#926220
Mr Blur
Bullsit for Jebus - still bullshit
3/20/2009 3:07:53 AM
#926222
stoat100
From another post:
'[the 12 inch tracking device] moved out of the bone, where it was surgically placed. Yes, you read correctly, upon command, it moved out of the bone and began to move up the arm and out of the hole. At the end of the prayer, two wires and the device had moved from the wrist and out of the exit area, COMPELTELY out of the body.'
If only mobile phones had some kind of camera function... or if these people could repeat this in a controlled scientific environment... or if they weren't fucking liars... or pigs could fly...
3/20/2009 3:12:33 AM
#926226
K T
So you spend your spare dreaming up bullshit jubus stories.
3/20/2009 3:25:51 AM
#926227
Nowonmai
Wow, using tent revival tactics to 'cure' hysterical blindness. What next? Pour 'sacred oil' into peoples' ears and curing their deafness?
3/20/2009 3:25:52 AM
#926235
a mind far far away
Besides all the hocus pocus mumbo jumbo bullshit, in that last sentence, is jesus comforting the demon? It's hard to tell, with this homeschooled grammar.
3/20/2009 3:39:40 AM
#926237
Come on, that never happened!
3/20/2009 3:40:13 AM
#926239
Philbert McAdamia
"I see!", said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
3/20/2009 3:46:44 AM
#926241
aaa
Overtly dramatic, filled with plagiarism and full of fiction.
Just your average con-man, ripping off fundamentalists.
3/20/2009 3:47:38 AM
#926242
anevilmeme
Sounds like the fundie version of a late night game of D&D.
3/20/2009 3:47:52 AM
#926254
Zoo
A demon regaining its sight is a miracle? Wow. I'm impressed, really *rolls eyes*.
3/20/2009 4:04:55 AM
#926255
Dan Onymous
Hang on, don't these types normally think that multiple personalities are demons? Are they saying that God healed a blinded demon of the demon of blindness that was possessing it?
3/20/2009 4:05:28 AM
#926257
Illuminatalie
Jesus appeared to Zane and comforted this hurting dissociative identity.
Walzing matilda flew under the mountaintop and races around in the popemobile with a jubilant smurf. Great parakeets aim attack the death star and have lollypops.
3/20/2009 4:08:25 AM
#926264
Mister Spak
You have severe dissociation from reality.
3/20/2009 4:35:31 AM
#926278
RavenWood
Bullshit.
3/20/2009 5:02:43 AM
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