Last night we were up until nearly 2am ministering to a group of hurting of individuals whom all have severe dissociation. Within one lady a teenage boy part surfaced named, Zane. He had been blind. A demon surfaced named blindness and revealed key information.
“He was blinded when the cult placed needles in his eyes. The cult did this as part of a ceremony and I’ve been here ever since, causing his blindness,” the demon submitted.
I had Zane renounce the ceremonies and the blindness. This vile blindness spirit was expelled and he opened his eyes and could SEE! What’s even better is whom He got to see!!!
Jesus appeared to Zane and comforted this hurting dissociative identity.
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How many people in one area can have dissociative disorder, and why aren't they getting true professional help by doctors trained to deal with this disorder?
And where are all these cults that torture people as part of their ceremony and why aren't they getting reported to the authorities? Oh yeah, that's right, because they don't exist.
Reread your ten commandments, Jay. I'm pretty sure there's something in their about bearing false witness?
No, you're not important. No, you're not particularly special. Yes, You're a lying fundie. Yes, you need professional help.
This kind of psycho-dabbling is also likely to casue great harm.
As to cults, fundies see them everywhere, and if necessary will invent them in their own minds just so that they have something to be frightened of and to combat.
Frankly, I think this is a tissue of makebelieve and lies.
So you healed a "blind" boy part in a dissociative lady by casting out a demon named blindness from someone who I assume wasn't blind?
I did that once. But I've licked a lot of frogs in my day so that really isn't impressive. Come back and talk when cosmic whales sing the history of the universe to you.
From another post:
'[the 12 inch tracking device] moved out of the bone, where it was surgically placed. Yes, you read correctly, upon command, it moved out of the bone and began to move up the arm and out of the hole. At the end of the prayer, two wires and the device had moved from the wrist and out of the exit area, COMPELTELY out of the body.'
If only mobile phones had some kind of camera function... or if these people could repeat this in a controlled scientific environment... or if they weren't fucking liars... or pigs could fly...
Besides all the hocus pocus mumbo jumbo bullshit, in that last sentence, is jesus comforting the demon? It's hard to tell, with this homeschooled grammar.
So ... lemme get this straight. You were talking to a lady with, possibly, mental health problems. This lady claimed, or you claimed for her, that she was possessed by the spirit of a teenage boy named Zane. This spirit claimed to be blind. A demon within Zane then turns up and claims that the spirit Zane had been blinded when a cult put needles in his eyes. (WTF? How does a cult get the needles in a non-existent eye?) You then claim to have cured the blindness of the spirit Zane, who then saw Jesus.
Or, to put it another way, you talked to a lady with mental health issues and nothing else happened at all.
So ... lemme get this straight. You were talking to a lady with, possibly, mental health problems. This lady claimed, or you claimed for her, that she was possessed by the spirit of a teenage boy named Zane. This spirit claimed to be blind. A demon within Zane then turns up and claims that the spirit Zane had been blinded when a cult put needles in his eyes. (WTF? How does a cult get the needles in a non-existent eye?) You then claim to have cured the blindness of the spirit Zane, who then saw Jesus.
Or, to put it another way, you talked to a lady with mental health issues and nothing else happened at all.
-quote-Within one lady a teenage boy part surfaced named, Zane. -/quote-
So, did this lady have MPD?
Can't the fundies even be bothered to look up the names of their own demons? Ten seconds of googling tells me that the Christian demon of blindness is named
Shalbriri
That's right, you already have one of those and your mythology already named the damn thing. Seriously, saying you meet demons named Blindness and Resident Evil and shit is some of the most imbecillic things I have ever heard.
"He was blinded when the cult placed needles in his eyes."
You have evidence for the existence of this cult?
Demons don't exist.
All I see here is lying for Jesus, and taking advantage of the mentally ill for the sake of spreading more lies.
-Within one lady a teenage boy part surfaced named, Zane. He had been blind. A demon surfaced named blindness and revealed key information.-
What, what? What the fuck syntax kind is this?
The word 'whom' only appears after a preposition,e.g. "with whom" or "to whom".
As for the rest of it, I can make shit up, too. Wanna see?
Yesterday, I flew out of Sylvester Stallone's ass, set fire to the Kremlin and then took grammar lessons from the Nazis. See? All of that was completely made up except that part about grammar. Go get a clue, you asshole.
lol @ anon.
But seriously. You're dealing with a woman with multiple personalities. Now, the key information would be this: Did the woman's eyes work? Because if SHE could see, then the blindness in an alternate personality would stem from a mental issue and not a physical one. But since you're just making the whole thing up, i guess it doesn't really matter...
In another news, an undead priest walked into the deadmines and killed all the members of the Defias Brotherhood in there.
This IS the fiction section, ain't it?
"Within one lady a teenage boy part surfaced named, Zane."
Why do I keep reading this "a teenage ladyboy"? ^^"
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
If you don't believe this lie is true,
(1): Whether one of the boys was blind and named Zane, who can say?
(2): Nice rhyming scheme! But that's how I've always remembered it. And yeah, "street" rhymes so well with "scene", too!
Within one lady a teenage boy part surfaced
Am I the only one who caught this? (EDIT: Apparently not.)
Anyway, pics or it didn't happen.
*After much bullshitting, Jay Fartlett had ended up in the river in Paris, where he was taken along by the currents; also the sultanas *
*Floating under a bridge, a passing Gendarme spots the fundie BS artist, whereupon he searches furtively in his pockets, all the while muttering to himself in an outrageous accent *: 'Ai hev waiteed twentee-faive yeers teu deu zees!'; *he pulls out a clown's red nose, puts it on, strikes a dramatic finger-pointing pose of his own choosing, and loudly exclaims (again, in an outrageous accent) towards the 'teaching his clothes how to swim' fundie bullshitter Jay Fartlett *:
Yeu arh inzane !
(*'La Marsellaise' plays in background *)
X3
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