Whatever you do, there's this other book, be sure you never read it!
Its main character makes Osama Bin Laden look like a Boy Scout. Its main character is directly responsible for many genocides, rapes, pillaging, plundering, slavery, child abuse and killing, not to mention the killing of unborn children. He even sent two she-bears to tear apart 42 kids for making fun of an old guy's bald head!
There's all kinds of evil in it; it even mentions the devil himself!
If you ever read it, I mean REALLY READ it, it could very well turn you into an atheist! So whatever you do, DON'T READ IT!!! Just cherry-pick a few of the "nice" verses and leave the rest alone! Keep the verse that tells you how you bad homosexuals are, and the one that says thou shalt not kill, but throw away the verses that say to kill misbehaving children, kill those that work on the sabbath, kill those that eat shellfish, kill those that wear mixed fabrics, kill those that cut their hair and beard, kill those women that aren't virgins on their wedding night, kill entire towns if anyone within is worshipping another god, and kill all of the Amalekite men, women (including pregnant women), children, infants, and animals.
Oh, yeah, it's called the "Holy Bible"
