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[Replying to 'where in the Bible does it say america will be destroyed if massachussets legalizes gay marriages?']If you really want the answer, order thisseries [of audiotapes]... he makes a rock-solid biblical case that the Lord has a history of judging sinful nations, and that it is usually rampant, in-your-face homosexuality that pushes the Lord over the edge. You may not want to admit this because the thought is uncomfortable to you, but that doesn't mean it's not true.

dpfan, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Mr Blur

Your lord sounds a little unstable to me. Find it hard to make friends, does he? Bullies always do, though there's never a shortage of people who are afraid of them

4/15/2008 6:10:44 PM

apYrs

so

6 million Jews and others tortured - god didn't give a fuck.

3 million gays having fun, and its fire and brimstone time.

Some sense of proportion

4/15/2008 7:17:47 PM

satellites

So..uh..mind telling us what that case is?

4/15/2008 7:32:51 PM

Gjervan

Yeah, God let the British surpass the Netherlands as a seafaring nation during the Godly Protectorate and... oh, guess God does not hate homosexuality that much.

4/15/2008 9:10:04 PM

SonofMakuta

According to you, your God is omniscient. This means that he ALREADY KNOWS it's going to happen. Nothing's going to 'push him over the edge' because he predicted it, and therefore either set events in motion for it to happen aeons ago, or is indifferent.

Or, you know, the Christian God doesn't exist. But hey, what do I know.

3/1/2010 6:45:26 AM

Crimson Lizard

With your god's track record, it should be another thousand years or so before he bothers to get off his divine ass and do something about it.

6/3/2012 11:37:40 AM

Filin De Blanc

Nowhere in the Bible is it remotely suggested that God has judged any nation for homosexuality. Perhaps you should actually read the book you exalt so much.

6/3/2012 11:46:06 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"You may not want to admit this because the thought is uncomfortable to you, but that doesn't mean it's not true."

- That's what we keep telling you with regards to evolution.

6/3/2012 5:33:44 PM

Lady Evil

Let's see....

Canada's still on the map. So's Mexico. So's Norway. So's the Netherlands. So's Denmark.

Looks like God doesn't have too much trouble with them.

6/3/2012 6:05:38 PM

Quantum Mechanic

bullshit

6/4/2013 9:46:30 AM

Blarghonius

Actually, your little fiction book shows God has a history of killing everyone. All the time. Multiple times. For little to no reason.

6/4/2013 4:16:01 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Answer: Nowhere.

11/3/2013 2:33:36 AM

Canadiest

"rock-solid biblical case"
Translation:
Unrelated out of context verses pulled from the different books and reworked together to force an assertion.

Why look at one of your many (so many) vauge verse collections when your Rapture lot can't even back up the Rapture claim with the Bible?

11/3/2013 4:37:31 AM

Quantum Mechanic

" the Lord has a history "

Bull fucking shit.

3/25/2014 5:38:20 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Wtf is a thissery?

3/25/2014 6:24:47 PM
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