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[Topic: What will doubters hear during the Rapture?]

With all of those physical bodies disappearing and a vacuum being created where they were, and with the same thing basically happening in graves and crypts everywhere, there will definitely be a physical sound associated with this event. It will be a sound never heard before, so I can't even imagine what it could compare to. But it will definitely be audible.

ZeldaCA, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [3/24/2009 8:22:13 PM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

Braaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssss..........

3/24/2009 8:30:23 PM

Captain Obvious

I would say that physical bodies creating a temporary void would result in miniature thunderclaps as the air rushes into the vacated space.

Too bad your Rapture will never happen. It would mean we would finally be rid of you.

3/24/2009 9:13:36 PM

jaconey

If it were to happen I hope that it would sound like the cheek pop from the song lollypop.

3/24/2009 9:15:43 PM

Shadow Boxer

This brought to mind the sound you get just after you suck up the last of a drink through a straw. I think that's the sound we'd hear :-)

3/24/2009 9:15:50 PM

Dio Fa

Cheering?
"na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye"?

3/24/2009 9:45:44 PM

werewolf

Will there be CGI as well?

3/24/2009 9:52:18 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

It will be the sweet, sweet sound of sanity.

3/24/2009 9:59:11 PM

Fox

A collective sigh of relief?

3/24/2009 10:12:06 PM

Clown

Bublegum balloons popping everywhere? Pretty freeky, I guess, and definitelly audible...

3/24/2009 10:35:06 PM

ausador

"Two hands clap and there is a sound; what is the sound of one hand?"

What is the sound of the rapture still not happening?

3/24/2009 11:01:34 PM

Caretaker

Graves and crypts?

Seriously?

What the fuck does Jesus want with an army of decomposing corpses...

Ho SHIT IT'S VOLDEMORT


3/24/2009 11:11:18 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Most likely, it'll be the deafening silence associated with nothing happening, as usual.


That, or a bag of microwave popcorn.

3/24/2009 11:30:47 PM

aaa

Just a dull circlejerk between tools.

3/24/2009 11:59:46 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

Clank, clank, flush...

3/25/2009 12:17:52 AM

Xotan

Whoosh?

3/25/2009 2:11:05 AM

Xotan

Whoosh?

3/25/2009 2:11:20 AM

Orion

It will be audible, it will sound like a lot of fundies drinking kool-aid.

3/25/2009 2:33:02 AM

Miles

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrt... Did you hear that? It was a big fart I did in the direction of your 'rapture'.

3/25/2009 2:36:45 AM

EvoPagan

I think it will sound something like..."mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmSPLAT"!

3/25/2009 3:10:39 AM

simon


@ausador
... The sound of one hand fapping?

3/25/2009 3:18:38 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Doubters hear a car horn, whilst believers hear The Trumpet, as often happens, yet we all remain.

3/25/2009 4:05:52 AM



A loud flushing sound will be heard.

3/25/2009 4:07:59 AM

Canadiest

'BAMF'

Oh wait, that's the sound Nightcrawler makes when he teleports. The X-men are more likely then the Rapture

3/25/2009 4:31:55 AM

LabRat

lots of not-so-giant sucking sounds?

3/25/2009 4:37:00 AM

Illuminatalie

If God has a sense of humor it will sound like cuckoo clocks.

3/25/2009 4:41:28 AM
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