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[Topic: What will doubters hear during the Rapture?]

With all of those physical bodies disappearing and a vacuum being created where they were, and with the same thing basically happening in graves and crypts everywhere, there will definitely be a physical sound associated with this event. It will be a sound never heard before, so I can't even imagine what it could compare to. But it will definitely be audible.

ZeldaCA, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [3/24/2009 8:22:13 PM]
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#928256
SurfinSeaOtter

Braaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssss..........

3/24/2009 8:30:23 PM

#928272
Captain Obvious

I would say that physical bodies creating a temporary void would result in miniature thunderclaps as the air rushes into the vacated space.

Too bad your Rapture will never happen. It would mean we would finally be rid of you.

3/24/2009 9:13:36 PM

#928273
jaconey

If it were to happen I hope that it would sound like the cheek pop from the song lollypop.

3/24/2009 9:15:43 PM

#928274
Shadow Boxer

This brought to mind the sound you get just after you suck up the last of a drink through a straw. I think that's the sound we'd hear :-)

3/24/2009 9:15:50 PM

#928282
Dio Fa

Cheering?
"na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye"?

3/24/2009 9:45:44 PM

#928288
werewolf

Will there be CGI as well?

3/24/2009 9:52:18 PM

#928297
Mrs. Antichrist

It will be the sweet, sweet sound of sanity.

3/24/2009 9:59:11 PM

#928303
Fox

A collective sigh of relief?

3/24/2009 10:12:06 PM

#928311
Clown

Bublegum balloons popping everywhere? Pretty freeky, I guess, and definitelly audible...

3/24/2009 10:35:06 PM

#928322
ausador

"Two hands clap and there is a sound; what is the sound of one hand?"

What is the sound of the rapture still not happening?

3/24/2009 11:01:34 PM

#928326
Caretaker

Graves and crypts?

Seriously?

What the fuck does Jesus want with an army of decomposing corpses...

Ho SHIT IT'S VOLDEMORT


3/24/2009 11:11:18 PM

#928330
Dark_Lord_Prime

Most likely, it'll be the deafening silence associated with nothing happening, as usual.


That, or a bag of microwave popcorn.

3/24/2009 11:30:47 PM

#928341
aaa

Just a dull circlejerk between tools.

3/24/2009 11:59:46 PM

#928348
Grigori Yefimovich

Clank, clank, flush...

3/25/2009 12:17:52 AM

#928366
Xotan

Whoosh?

3/25/2009 2:11:05 AM

#928367
Xotan

Whoosh?

3/25/2009 2:11:20 AM

#928371
Orion

It will be audible, it will sound like a lot of fundies drinking kool-aid.

3/25/2009 2:33:02 AM

#928374
Miles

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrt... Did you hear that? It was a big fart I did in the direction of your 'rapture'.

3/25/2009 2:36:45 AM

#928389
EvoPagan

I think it will sound something like..."mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmSPLAT"!

3/25/2009 3:10:39 AM

#928393
simon


@ausador
... The sound of one hand fapping?

3/25/2009 3:18:38 AM

#928407
Philbert McAdamia

Doubters hear a car horn, whilst believers hear The Trumpet, as often happens, yet we all remain.

3/25/2009 4:05:52 AM

#928409


A loud flushing sound will be heard.

3/25/2009 4:07:59 AM

#928415
Canadiest

'BAMF'

Oh wait, that's the sound Nightcrawler makes when he teleports. The X-men are more likely then the Rapture

3/25/2009 4:31:55 AM

#928417
LabRat

lots of not-so-giant sucking sounds?

3/25/2009 4:37:00 AM

#928420
Illuminatalie

If God has a sense of humor it will sound like cuckoo clocks.

3/25/2009 4:41:28 AM
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