[Topic: What will doubters hear during the Rapture?]
With all of those physical bodies disappearing and a vacuum being created where they were, and with the same thing basically happening in graves and crypts everywhere, there will definitely be a physical sound associated with this event. It will be a sound never heard before, so I can't even imagine what it could compare to. But it will definitely be audible.
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I would say that physical bodies creating a temporary void would result in miniature thunderclaps as the air rushes into the vacated space.
Too bad your Rapture will never happen. It would mean we would finally be rid of you.
Most likely, it'll be the deafening silence associated with nothing happening, as usual.
What worries me is that these people have devoted considerable chunk of their precious lifetime to think about the Physics of Rapture. ("Well, if a lot of people disappear from the Earth, that's obviously going to have a bunch of some very real effects! Like sounds! Weird sounds!")
And then they reveal that they haven't *really* thought of the Physics of Rapture. ("Well, don't ask me what will really happen!")
Come on now, this isn't rocket science. What kind of a sound? I mean, if the *real* scientist can figure out what long-extinct animals (roughly) sounded like, based on fossils, surely sound of a bunch of people spontaneously disappearing should be a walk in the park to figure out even for laymen, right?
"It will be a sound never heard before"
Nah, the sound of NOTHING HAPPENING has been heard before. It's called silence.
What if Jesus goes into the homes of all the good boys and girls, all in one night, to whisk them away?
The sound of millions of birdguns being cocked??
The sound of your fridge door opening and your TV being turned onto a porn channel?
The sound of billions of people going "Thank fuck those killjoy diots have gone! Lets fix up this mess and have a party" ?
"there will definitely be a physical sound associated with this event. It will be a sound never heard before"
Yes. Absolute silence. Followed by the collective wails & gnashing of teeth by fundies when they realise the (C)Rapture will never happen. Remember, raptards:
Every day that it doesn't happen, is one more day that we Atheists are proved right.
"ZeldaCA", to brush up your memory: Can you remember the sound during the last "rapture"? The rapture at May 21, 2011?
The sound was a giant laughter going all over the world, when your pathetic "prophecies" were proven again as totally and utterly wrong.
ZeldaCA had better invest in a pair of good earplugs then, should he decide to go to the cinema and see the new Brad Pitt film "World War Zed* ".
...or at least turn the volume down, whilst watching "Highschool of the Dead" X3
*- Argument Destroyed.
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