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Jane the Bane
And it all started at MCDONALD'S, no less...
Makes you ponder what they put into the food at those places, doesn't it?
8/18/2009 11:58:45 PM
i don't think i have laughed so much in my whole life. obviously you guys have better things to do than this don't you?
i am shocked though that my battle with Leviathan ( however it's spelled) would get this much publicity to make a top 100.
if you think i am so crazy then do me this, don't ban me from here and i will prove to you what we do on MD is real. And when i do you quit attacking us. if this is a deal let me know, i don't want a flunky to tell me but the person or persons responsible for this site. you can pm me at MD i would give you my email and home phone number but i think that would be counterproductive with the people you have here.
8/23/2009 8:20:46 PM
Terrible fundie fanfic, I give it an F-
8/23/2009 9:05:03 PM
So... Nautical and two other "angels" pulled out their "swords" and used them to penetrate the flesh of a wet and bound "demon". For half an hour. In the bathroom of a hotel room. After which they were "spent".
Not to steal a phrase or anything(even though I totally am) but- I think I saw a porno like this once.
8/23/2009 10:44:54 PM
Bored One-time Poster
You should have seen the Leviathan that got away. It was thiiiiiiiis biiiiiiiiig!
8/24/2009 2:08:32 PM
well it seems that you still have nothing better to do. i challenge comassion who submitted this or any of the people responsible for this site. i have heard nothing yet.
8/25/2009 1:13:29 AM
Hey they didn't kill it.... just won the fight. Anyone who's used to computer games knows the logic in that!
I do wonder about the bath tub though.
And I am pretty sure this is just a joke. C'mon guys, it gotta be! Either that or they were selling dope burgers that day...
8/25/2009 7:38:03 AM
now that there are no takers to refute this incident it go's to show that fear is in the demons within you. I pray that they show you there presence and i pray that you come to us for help. We can help and are doing great things. that is why we are under attack by sites such as this. i have forgiven each of you but until you repent and ask God to forgive you he won't.
8/25/2009 8:27:47 PM
Nautical, you can’t demand that only the people who run this website respond to you, then claim that there are “no takers” to refute the incident. I’m in no way, shape, or form someone who has anything to do with this site, other than enjoying it immensely, but I’ll certainly refute it. I can tell you, with 100% certainty- this did not happen. Either you’re lying, took/were given something that causes hallucinations, or you have some physical/mental illness that causes you to think this really happened.
There. Refuted enough for you?
8/26/2009 2:40:20 AM
Hey! You there! Batshit crazy guy! Yeah, nautical999, I'm talking to you.
You. Are. Fucking. Insane.
How do you refute this kind of crazy? Like this?:
I refute your crazy. I refute your crazy. I refute your crazy.
Three is the "magic number", right? You, Sir, are refuted. (But you're still insane;-)
8/26/2009 2:51:43 AM
this person is insane...
Leviathan is a Fish monster not a demon..
Leave the poor fish monster alone!
8/27/2009 9:51:34 AM
Battle?! Sounded like a massacre..a slaughter.. a murder of a tied and gagged person
In your imagination that is.
NAUTICAL999 - nobody here cares about your forgiveness, or the "good works" you freaks do over on that freak site. I personally think you pulled this RIGHT OUT OF YOUR ASS! Why? When I was into the supernatural I would make shit up like this just to get reactions and attention..I KNOW THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING..and if you arent just making this up then you are batshit insane and all the more reason for us to not take you serious and just laugh at you.
8/28/2009 6:33:46 PM
reverend Jeremiah you claim you were in the supernatural and made things up to get reactions and attentions so i will start with you here. all others kindly back off and observe. Your input is not needed nor wanted.
obviously this site allows screen names and it is by anonymity we all post so giving correct answers will not look bad for you. If you feel that you cannot answer all questions truthfully then let me know that i need to pick someone else.
1) how old are you?
2) have you been through anything traumatic in your life. ( explain briefly )?
3) are you a minister who has deceived people claiming supernatural stuff or were you in the occult and claiming to do supernatural stuff?
4) what were your claims?
5) do you ever have recurring dreams or lose time?
6) what kind of family background do you come from?
Reverend Jeremiah we don't know each other at all but i'm willing to bet that i can show you things through Jesus Christ that you have never seen before. Stay with me on this. If it gets to where you are feeling that you need help and you are under attack then i will give you my personal information on how to contact me and we will deal with it. But i would like to keep it here for as long as possible for other unbelievers such as yourself can see. If you think it is all crud then it won't do any harm.
8/29/2009 4:49:24 PM
OMFG, is that really you? Do you have any other heroic tales to tell us?
Were you ever at attacked by a swarm of imps at Home Depot? Did you ever kill a Goblin while shopping at The GAP? Inquiring minds want to know!
8/31/2009 11:51:33 PM
Hell, even being a witch the coolest thing I've ever had happen is I invoked Loki, which then randomly my candles fell over and set my carpet on fire. I wanna see the pretty blue sea serpent :(
BTW I accept your challenge as well nautical-man! Try me.
9/1/2009 4:02:55 AM
Yeah, acid can do that.
9/1/2009 4:16:37 AM
lsd will fuck you up
9/1/2009 12:23:19 PM
This is all just an elaborate masturbation story...
9/1/2009 1:07:26 PM
Am I the only one who sees that as a metaphor for some kinky sex? 'Thrusting a sword into a bound person until he's exhausted.'
9/1/2009 3:52:32 PM
I recently saw this story on the sci-fi channel.
The angels and leviathon were aliens.
but the rest, right down to McDonalds and the bathtub, is the same story as this cheap low budget sci-fi movie we just saw.
9/1/2009 4:02:34 PM
Lady Amairany Gray
Man, WHAT are you ON?
9/1/2009 7:31:31 PM
So if Leviathan was a demon sea monster, it was a demon monster of the of the deep oceans. Where it can't bother humans.
nautical committed a hate crime.
9/3/2009 6:59:16 PM
Hell, even being a witch the coolest thing I've ever had happen is I invoked Loki,
That's much more interesting than this dopey ass fundie shit.
9/3/2009 7:21:36 PM
Ministering deliverance of psychoactive substances. They must have set up shop here in Holland. We call them coffee shop! Possession of up to 5 grams of personal salvation is allowed.
At least now I understand the name 'cannabis sativa'.
9/4/2009 5:08:49 AM
I had some good laughs with many of the quotes here at fstdt.com but this one is scary.
At first glance this account of a battle appears to be written by a 10 year old, or at least some one with under developed language skills. The other posts at MinisteringDeliverance are also riddled with spelling mistakes and poor writing style leading me to suspect a bunch of retards are working each other into a frenzy. When the subject turns to the mental health of a son of one of the posters, it turned my gut.
Even without considering the sexual undertones in the first posting, shouldn't this site be REPORTED to SOCIAL SERVICES?
9/4/2009 8:14:33 AM
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