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Leviathon is a spirit I have battled as well. It was a hard battle but was won. It was about four months or more ago. My wife and I were in McDonalds and were having a conversation with an angel and Leviathon had come up. I told the angel that i wanted to fight this demon and he said I could. On the way back to the hotel I asked the angel if he could bring the demon to a predestinated place and he said yes. I figured that since Leviathon was from the depths of the sea he would be used to the cold water so I filled the tub up with scalding hot water and blessed the water. The angels (there were two now) brought Leviathon bound to the tub and fought with me. We all pulled our swords from our hips and began running this demon through with all my strength and everything I had. I would say it took atleast half an hour or more. We were all spent but the battle was won.

nautical999, Ministering Deliverance 546 Comments [3/24/2009 9:03:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Comassion
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#1008639
Jane the Bane

And it all started at MCDONALD'S, no less...
Makes you ponder what they put into the food at those places, doesn't it?

8/18/2009 11:58:45 PM

#1011115
nautical999

i don't think i have laughed so much in my whole life. obviously you guys have better things to do than this don't you?

i am shocked though that my battle with Leviathan ( however it's spelled) would get this much publicity to make a top 100.

if you think i am so crazy then do me this, don't ban me from here and i will prove to you what we do on MD is real. And when i do you quit attacking us. if this is a deal let me know, i don't want a flunky to tell me but the person or persons responsible for this site. you can pm me at MD i would give you my email and home phone number but i think that would be counterproductive with the people you have here.

8/23/2009 8:20:46 PM

#1011129
Dr. Gus

Terrible fundie fanfic, I give it an F-

8/23/2009 9:05:03 PM

#1011152
vana

So... Nautical and two other "angels" pulled out their "swords" and used them to penetrate the flesh of a wet and bound "demon". For half an hour. In the bathroom of a hotel room. After which they were "spent".

Not to steal a phrase or anything(even though I totally am) but- I think I saw a porno like this once.

8/23/2009 10:44:54 PM

#1011418
Bored One-time Poster

You should have seen the Leviathan that got away. It was thiiiiiiiis biiiiiiiiig!

8/24/2009 2:08:32 PM

#1011745
nautical999

well it seems that you still have nothing better to do. i challenge comassion who submitted this or any of the people responsible for this site. i have heard nothing yet.

8/25/2009 1:13:29 AM

#1011845
pyxxel

Hey they didn't kill it.... just won the fight. Anyone who's used to computer games knows the logic in that!

I do wonder about the bath tub though.

And I am pretty sure this is just a joke. C'mon guys, it gotta be! Either that or they were selling dope burgers that day...

8/25/2009 7:38:03 AM

#1012264
nautical999

now that there are no takers to refute this incident it go's to show that fear is in the demons within you. I pray that they show you there presence and i pray that you come to us for help. We can help and are doing great things. that is why we are under attack by sites such as this. i have forgiven each of you but until you repent and ask God to forgive you he won't.

8/25/2009 8:27:47 PM

#1012352
vana

Nautical, you can’t demand that only the people who run this website respond to you, then claim that there are “no takers” to refute the incident. I’m in no way, shape, or form someone who has anything to do with this site, other than enjoying it immensely, but I’ll certainly refute it. I can tell you, with 100% certainty- this did not happen. Either you’re lying, took/were given something that causes hallucinations, or you have some physical/mental illness that causes you to think this really happened.

There. Refuted enough for you?

8/26/2009 2:40:20 AM

#1012357
Atheismo

Hey! You there! Batshit crazy guy! Yeah, nautical999, I'm talking to you.

You. Are. Fucking. Insane.

How do you refute this kind of crazy? Like this?:

I refute your crazy. I refute your crazy. I refute your crazy.

Three is the "magic number", right? You, Sir, are refuted. (But you're still insane;-)

8/26/2009 2:51:43 AM

#1012852
Iczer-04

this person is insane...


Leviathan is a Fish monster not a demon..


Leave the poor fish monster alone!

8/27/2009 9:51:34 AM

#1013714
Reverend Jeremiah

Battle?! Sounded like a massacre..a slaughter.. a murder of a tied and gagged person

In your imagination that is.

NAUTICAL999 - nobody here cares about your forgiveness, or the "good works" you freaks do over on that freak site. I personally think you pulled this RIGHT OUT OF YOUR ASS! Why? When I was into the supernatural I would make shit up like this just to get reactions and attention..I KNOW THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING..and if you arent just making this up then you are batshit insane and all the more reason for us to not take you serious and just laugh at you.

8/28/2009 6:33:46 PM

#1014485
nautical999

reverend Jeremiah you claim you were in the supernatural and made things up to get reactions and attentions so i will start with you here. all others kindly back off and observe. Your input is not needed nor wanted.

obviously this site allows screen names and it is by anonymity we all post so giving correct answers will not look bad for you. If you feel that you cannot answer all questions truthfully then let me know that i need to pick someone else.
1) how old are you?
2) have you been through anything traumatic in your life. ( explain briefly )?
3) are you a minister who has deceived people claiming supernatural stuff or were you in the occult and claiming to do supernatural stuff?
4) what were your claims?
5) do you ever have recurring dreams or lose time?
6) what kind of family background do you come from?

Reverend Jeremiah we don't know each other at all but i'm willing to bet that i can show you things through Jesus Christ that you have never seen before. Stay with me on this. If it gets to where you are feeling that you need help and you are under attack then i will give you my personal information on how to contact me and we will deal with it. But i would like to keep it here for as long as possible for other unbelievers such as yourself can see. If you think it is all crud then it won't do any harm.

8/29/2009 4:49:24 PM

#1015500
Night Jaguar

nautical999,

OMFG, is that really you? Do you have any other heroic tales to tell us?

Were you ever at attacked by a swarm of imps at Home Depot? Did you ever kill a Goblin while shopping at The GAP? Inquiring minds want to know!

8/31/2009 11:51:33 PM

#1015544
luxmelon

Hell, even being a witch the coolest thing I've ever had happen is I invoked Loki, which then randomly my candles fell over and set my carpet on fire. I wanna see the pretty blue sea serpent :(

BTW I accept your challenge as well nautical-man! Try me.

9/1/2009 4:02:55 AM

#1015548
Jimbob

Yeah, acid can do that.

9/1/2009 4:16:37 AM

#1015829
anklegrabber

lsd will fuck you up

9/1/2009 12:23:19 PM

#1015869
Proof


This is all just an elaborate masturbation story...

9/1/2009 1:07:26 PM

#1015994
Kieranfoy

Am I the only one who sees that as a metaphor for some kinky sex? 'Thrusting a sword into a bound person until he's exhausted.'

9/1/2009 3:52:32 PM

#1015999
JDC1

I recently saw this story on the sci-fi channel.
The angels and leviathon were aliens.
but the rest, right down to McDonalds and the bathtub, is the same story as this cheap low budget sci-fi movie we just saw.

9/1/2009 4:02:34 PM

#1016104
Lady Amairany Gray

Man, WHAT are you ON?

9/1/2009 7:31:31 PM

#1017284
Rambler

@Iczer-04
Yeah

So if Leviathan was a demon sea monster, it was a demon monster of the of the deep oceans. Where it can't bother humans.

nautical committed a hate crime.


9/3/2009 6:59:16 PM

#1017286
EvoPagan

luxmelon

Hell, even being a witch the coolest thing I've ever had happen is I invoked Loki,


That's much more interesting than this dopey ass fundie shit.

9/3/2009 7:21:36 PM

#1017358
Thinker

Ministering deliverance of psychoactive substances. They must have set up shop here in Holland. We call them coffee shop! Possession of up to 5 grams of personal salvation is allowed.

At least now I understand the name 'cannabis sativa'.

9/4/2009 5:08:49 AM

#1017381
Thinker

I had some good laughs with many of the quotes here at fstdt.com but this one is scary.

At first glance this account of a battle appears to be written by a 10 year old, or at least some one with under developed language skills. The other posts at MinisteringDeliverance are also riddled with spelling mistakes and poor writing style leading me to suspect a bunch of retards are working each other into a frenzy. When the subject turns to the mental health of a son of one of the posters, it turned my gut.

Even without considering the sexual undertones in the first posting, shouldn't this site be REPORTED to SOCIAL SERVICES?

9/4/2009 8:14:33 AM
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