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Many teens are deceived by using condoms as a prevention of pregnancy, when it plainly says, sold for prevention of diseases only, right on the product. Evidently the homosexuals don't read on a product label any better than they read the Bibles or when they sinned they would use them for the purpose they were made for, to prevent the spreading of aids.

forsaltnlight, Christian Post 62 Comments [3/25/2009 12:54:53 PM]
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I can proudly state I've read more condom boxes than bible passages.

3/25/2009 12:58:47 PM

Tiger

Lucky. Some of us got duped into wasting our time reading that piece of crap before deconverting.

3/25/2009 1:03:58 PM



Wha?

Homosexuals use condoms to prevent pregnancy, not to prevent AIDS?

3/25/2009 1:04:44 PM

dan

i guess you'd never know what the box says if its a sin to buy the box?

because this dude is full of shit.

3/25/2009 1:06:23 PM

breakerslion

Um... No?

Tell me genius, what disease is spermicide added to prevent? What's that you say? The disease associated with raising an idiot like you until their 18th Birthday and beyond?

3/25/2009 1:08:43 PM

anti-nonsense

what, pray tell, does condoms not preventing pregnancy, which is a lie, have to do with homosexuals in the first place anyway?

3/25/2009 1:13:40 PM



"when it plainly says, sold for prevention of diseases only"

This is plainly misinformation required by a law fundies had a hand in passing. They don't understand epidemiology any better than they understand biology or for that matter their own book of fairy tales.

3/25/2009 1:15:22 PM

Tina

Wait... wait... am I reading this wrong, or is he saying that condoms are ONLY for disease prevention, that it says that on the condom, and gays are wrong because they use condoms to prevent pregnancy? That's what it looks like to me. That is... so much fail, it's overwhelming. Is this a poe? Fundies whine about birth control so much, how could one possibly think they were designed to prevent disease? Or maybe this one is just so dumb he meant to phrase that as the other way around and it came out wrong? I... need to go lay down.

3/25/2009 1:15:32 PM

m52nickerson

Here is a news flash condoms will prevent pregnancy because it is not caused by a magical Stork sent by God.

3/25/2009 1:29:24 PM

Canadiest

Are you sure you don't mean the label says "don't eat"?

People need advice like that these days and companies need the disclaimer.

People like this guy




3/25/2009 1:38:57 PM

Zeus Almighty

Personally, I've always considered a helpless, green-crap-pooping, pissing tiny creature to be some form of disease.

3/25/2009 1:42:42 PM

Captain Britannica

Yeah, all those gays, gettin' each other pregnant with the buttsex.

Are we sure he isn't a Poe?

3/25/2009 1:47:30 PM

Lucilius

That's right, forsaltnlight. Condom use prevents the spread of terminal stupidity. If only your parents had listened.

3/25/2009 1:51:59 PM

Pule Thamex

Hey fundies, help stop the spread of retards, use a condom.

3/25/2009 1:52:02 PM

aaa

I see you don't have any idea how condoms work.

3/25/2009 2:05:26 PM

EvoPagan

Right, that explains why my heterosexual married friends have used them for well over ten years and she hasn't gotten pregnant and...oh, wait. You were lying, weren't you?

3/25/2009 2:11:05 PM

Dio Fa

I didn't know the Egyptians had a problem with AIDS around 1000 BCE.

3/25/2009 2:11:14 PM

solomongrundy

...it plainly says, sold for prevention of diseases only, right on the product.

That must be an American legal thing, I've never seen it in the UK.

3/25/2009 2:14:16 PM



aaa: "I see you don't have any idea how condoms work."

Obviuosly condoms are some sort of Satan-ified magical device. I mean, only god decides who does or doesn't get diseases.

3/25/2009 2:18:07 PM

LDM

Homosexuals got pregnant? Where? That's a medical miracle!

3/25/2009 2:25:23 PM

Zeus Almighty

@ LDM

Arnold got pregnant in that movie with Danny Devito. But I never could bring myself to watch that piece of crap long enough to determine whether they got married at the end or not.

3/25/2009 2:36:16 PM

Headache

My box of condoms and me are both laughing our asses off at your stupidity!

3/25/2009 2:36:49 PM

Jadehawk

this actually made me go check what it does say

Durex: "Effective against pregnancy, HIV(AIDS) and STDS

Kimono: "If used properly, latex condoms will help reduce the risk of transmission of HIV(AIDS) and many other sexually transmitted infections(STIs). when used correctly, condoms are an effective means of preventing pregnancy, although no contraceptive can guarantee 100% protection"

ergo: you're a liar for jesus

3/25/2009 2:48:26 PM

Zeus Almighty

"Many teens are deceived by using condoms as a prevention of pregnancy"

That's because fundie assholes like you tell them lies like condoms failing most of the time, when in the real world they are extraordinarily foolproof. Of course, they have to be used PROPERLY for that to be the case, and people like you are apparently too stupid to read the directions and follow a simple two-step process.
To paraphrase Dean Wermer: "Fat, stupid and fundie is no way to go through life, son."

3/25/2009 2:56:32 PM

Ayercy

Look up the word 'contraception'.

3/25/2009 3:09:22 PM
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